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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

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Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Buff crackhouse
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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180
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, i...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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i came at 'dad bods'
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock ...
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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probably his masterwork
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(Reposted) It's about this guy named "James Lovers-B...
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Trip dragon parlour

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: 180 drab police squad



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Slippery dull corner

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Duck-like Address



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Honey-headed Reading Party Brunch



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: 180 drab police squad

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sable Resort Pistol

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Big walnut native

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: flirting chocolate tattoo shitlib

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Milky contagious pervert

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Duck-like Address



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: elite immigrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Milky contagious pervert



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Onyx main people hell



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Titillating Church



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: bossy arousing personal credit line boistinker



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Jade razzmatazz cuck bbw



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: sick jew people who are hurt

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: blue exhilarant depressive national

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: galvanic internet-worthy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: blue exhilarant depressive national

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Sexy Brindle Pit Mental Disorder

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: vivacious old irish cottage base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Milky contagious pervert

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: adventurous geriatric theater prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: hairraiser copper space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Cerise Business Firm

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: charismatic anal indirect expression headpube

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible library

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Onyx main people hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: Submissive Plum Idea He Suggested

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: odious mood

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Bronze cerebral useless brakes abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: concupiscible library

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: charismatic anal indirect expression headpube

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Aromatic impertinent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: charismatic anal indirect expression headpube



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: concupiscible library



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Exciting mildly autistic kitchen fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Topaz Theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: appetizing red rehab



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Unholy azn institution

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Amber stirring office halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Burgundy twisted site



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: fantasy-prone seedy range laser beams

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone seedy range laser beams

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Aromatic impertinent turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Aromatic impertinent turdskin

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Duck-like Address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Glittery church building



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Autistic histrionic field trump supporter



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Marvelous know-it-all marketing idea



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Autistic histrionic field trump supporter



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Cobalt well-lubricated stag film

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Coiffed legend

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Cobalt well-lubricated stag film



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Coiffed legend

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle startling regret

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: elite immigrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: Coiffed legend

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Massive Orchestra Pit Corn Cake

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Milky contagious pervert



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Burgundy twisted site



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Big walnut native



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine double fault voyeur

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Bronze cerebral useless brakes abode

million billion

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: dark embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Salmon idiotic juggernaut

i came at 'dad bods'

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: bespoke skinny woman

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Primrose beady-eyed blood rage



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: appetizing red rehab



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle Mentally Impaired Parlor Affirmative Action



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: vermilion kitty cat hairy legs



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: dead hall messiness



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: adventurous geriatric theater prole



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: bespoke skinny woman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle Mentally Impaired Parlor Affirmative Action



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Curious Hissy Fit Volcanic Crater

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Racy casino gaping



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: vermilion kitty cat hairy legs



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: charismatic anal indirect expression headpube

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: Wonderful Massive Orchestra Pit Corn Cake

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: diverse lake home candlestick maker

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Racy casino gaping

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Cerise Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Sexy Brindle Pit Mental Disorder

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: peach organic girlfriend

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: Deranged Ruby Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Azure den national security agency

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: charismatic anal indirect expression headpube

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Big walnut native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: sick jew people who are hurt

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Buff crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Sienna Potus Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Overrated theater stage wrinkle

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: maniacal kitty indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: floppy area

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sienna Potus Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Cerise Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: electric masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: electric masturbator

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine double fault voyeur

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Milky contagious pervert

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: concupiscible library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: aqua bat-shit-crazy twinkling uncleanness half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Aromatic impertinent turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Cerise Business Firm

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: dark embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: peach organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: vermilion kitty cat hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Marvelous know-it-all marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Sienna Potus Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: vermilion kitty cat hairy legs

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: stimulating sweet tailpipe

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: vibrant transparent community account mad cow disease

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Tripping fragrant patrolman university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: motley locus

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: vermilion kitty cat hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Maize shaky toilet seat sanctuary

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Slap-happy godawful faggotry international law enforcement agency

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Cerise Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: concupiscible library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: cracking coffee pot haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: thriller dingle berry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: thriller dingle berry plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Milky contagious pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: bespoke skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Overrated theater stage wrinkle

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: vigorous scourge upon the earth temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Glittery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Marvelous know-it-all marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: Slate adulterous friendly grandma garrison

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Sexy Brindle Pit Mental Disorder

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: twinkling stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: twinkling stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Big walnut native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: concupiscible library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Dashing awkward dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: concupiscible library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: heady electric furnace gunner

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: peach organic girlfriend

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: peach organic girlfriend

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Honey-headed Reading Party Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Garnet Wild Whorehouse Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: pungent stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Cocky Hyperventilating Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: vivacious old irish cottage base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Beta passionate location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: lemon pontificating telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Big walnut native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Talented trust fund cuckold

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Aromatic impertinent turdskin

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Purple Frisky Goyim Lodge

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Titillating Church

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Titillating Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: outnumbered insane gaming laptop

never forget:(

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: bossy arousing personal credit line boistinker



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: sinister sandwich



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: sinister sandwich



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Cowardly rose public bath



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Autistic histrionic field trump supporter

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Azure den national security agency

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: avocado bat shit crazy step-uncle's house ladyboy

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Boyish Box Office



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Autistic histrionic field trump supporter

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: motley locus



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: disrespectful confused trailer park associate



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Marvelous know-it-all marketing idea

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling state toaster



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Autistic histrionic field trump supporter



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: Overrated theater stage wrinkle



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: kink-friendly spectacular hospital filthpig



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling state toaster



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: multi-colored snowy internal respiration



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: Irradiated Feces Senate

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: bossy arousing personal credit line boistinker



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Autistic histrionic field trump supporter



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Titillating Church



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling state toaster



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy supple set



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Swollen meetinghouse chad



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: insanely creepy supple set



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Cerise Business Firm



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: kink-friendly spectacular hospital filthpig



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal roommate



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Cocky Hyperventilating Tanning Salon



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Azure den national security agency

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: Cream mind-boggling stage



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Glittery church building

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Buff crackhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: bearded death wish



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: green quadroon

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Glittery church building



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