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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Mauve Exciting Mexican Famous Landscape Painting

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: flatulent onyx shitlib



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: slimy maroon sandwich giraffe



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Nighttime temple karate

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Nighttime temple karate

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Talking Boiling Water



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Angry Filthpig Lettuce

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Angry Filthpig Lettuce

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Dead odious faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: navy location

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: disturbing nofapping telephone mad cow disease

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: navy location

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: navy location

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Talking Boiling Water



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: garnet hell

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Effete Dashing Shrine National Security Agency

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: balding twisted crackhouse nibblets

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Mauve Exciting Mexican Famous Landscape Painting

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Effete Dashing Shrine National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Heady Liquid Oxygen Haunted Graveyard

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Mauve Exciting Mexican Famous Landscape Painting

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Awkward business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Slate vengeful round eye casino

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Pearly toilet seat

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: ocher macaca

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: navy location

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: ocher macaca

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: ocher macaca

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Pearly toilet seat

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: ocher macaca

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: hairless clear area really tough guy

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: ocher macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Stirring ebony fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Stirring ebony fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: misunderstood ungodly travel guidebook antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Angry Filthpig Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: nubile wild double fault indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Flickering cracking nursing home preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: rambunctious hideous wagecucks

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Effete Dashing Shrine National Security Agency

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: ocher macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: tan volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Ruddy nowag church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: comical kink-friendly school cafeteria corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: swollen set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: aqua chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: lemon hall half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: cordovan box office french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: swollen set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling metal national depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling metal national depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Lake fortuitous meteor heaven

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: henna institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: bespoke vigorous address jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: hairless clear area really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: zombie-like affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: rambunctious hideous wagecucks

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Ruby Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: mind-boggling metal national depressive

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fragrant gaped chapel cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: azure appetizing patrolman

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: excitant green foreskin

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: sooty cuckoldry

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: ocher macaca

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: hairless clear area really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: rambunctious hideous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: cream circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Nudist Fiercely-loyal Ticket Booth

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: mildly autistic electric jew

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cerebral saffron psychic

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: navy location

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Contagious rigor

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: trip new version stain

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ocher macaca

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: flatulent onyx shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Aromatic offensive base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: erotic turquoise deer antler center

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: up-to-no-good hairy legs

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Cerise office

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: navy location

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Cerise office

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: erotic turquoise deer antler center

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring chartreuse roommate

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Talking Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: hilarious supple kitchen

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: rambunctious hideous wagecucks

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: razzle doobsian gas station international law enforcement agency

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: diverse milk knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: vermilion startling bawdyhouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: citrine soggy degenerate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: motley rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Nighttime temple karate

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: glittery topaz public bath headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Low-t titillating cruise ship ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: glittery topaz public bath headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bull headed hominid sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Sienna Lay

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: trip new version stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: spruce selfie

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Stirring ebony fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: sepia vibrant people who are hurt ratface

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: sepia vibrant people who are hurt ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Carmine pisswyrm cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: flatulent onyx shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: rose ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: misunderstood ungodly travel guidebook antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: irradiated voyeur

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: disrespectful hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: irradiated voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: irradiated voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: frisky exhilarant legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: disrespectful hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Marvelous maize theater stage

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Mahogany racy state masturbator

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Impertinent death wish trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest turdskin

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Rusted Queen Of The Night Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Stirring ebony fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Stirring ebony fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: misunderstood ungodly travel guidebook antidepressant drug

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: trip new version stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Drab brunch brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed deep blood rage

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Stirring ebony fanboi

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Jet-lagged passionate home weed whacker

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Stimulating Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Stimulating Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Idiotic Private Investor

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: submissive silver kitty cat goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: grizzly floppy menage halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Lascivious Misanthropic Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Low-t titillating cruise ship ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: rose ceo

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: thriller dingle berry

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Stimulating Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Crimson Frozen Plaza Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Crimson Frozen Plaza Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: vermilion startling bawdyhouse

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Fighting sinister crotch pit

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: pale duck-like doctorate

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: swollen set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: lavender potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: pale duck-like doctorate

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: lavender potus

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: pale duck-like doctorate

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: pale duck-like doctorate

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Rusted Queen Of The Night Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Light quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Big Fishy Faggot Firefighter Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Galvanic flesh toaster azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: adulterous factory reset button

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: aqua chad

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: coral pocket flask forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: multi-colored white goyim stead

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Pearl yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: spectacular know-it-all corner

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: disrespectful hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: claret aphrodisiac son of senegal

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Pink hateful step-uncle's house

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: slimy maroon sandwich giraffe

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling range

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: brass dilemma gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: slimy maroon sandwich giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49735840)