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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Claret coffee pot

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed rambunctious university

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: scarlet point

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Green Theatre

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Green Theatre

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Scourge Upon The Earth Jew

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: federal elastic band

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Burgundy pozpig

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: federal elastic band

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Bonkers light lodge

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: bistre disturbing church



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: misanthropic son of senegal locale

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: misanthropic son of senegal locale

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: misanthropic son of senegal locale



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: misanthropic son of senegal locale

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Bisexual supple newt

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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