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Smoky cerebral crotch
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: mint wonderful area

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Glittery Garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Slate soggy forum

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: trip menage legal warrant

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: drunken soul-stirring gaping senate

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: White Heady Cruise Ship



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: drunken soul-stirring gaping senate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Fishy Fluffy Masturbator



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Razzle red resort



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: dashing wagecucks sneaky criminal

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: dashing wagecucks sneaky criminal

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: big party of the first part



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Thirsty Sepia Chapel Elastic Band



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: buck-toothed parlour

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Cracking Turquoise Black Woman Laser Beams

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: odious potus

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Grizzly Pozpig School

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Cracking Turquoise Black Woman Laser Beams

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Painfully honest associate

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Cobalt Glittery Garrison



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Flushed persian point

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Painfully honest associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Painfully honest associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: charismatic private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: frum nudist hunting ground

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: frum nudist hunting ground

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: frum nudist hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: frum nudist hunting ground

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Orange institution main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: dashing wagecucks sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Titillating blathering abode tank

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating blathering abode tank

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Titillating blathering abode tank

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Frisky turdskin

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Smoky cerebral crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49743659)