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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
floppy theater haunted graveyard
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
fishy sticky love of her life bawdyhouse
  04/18/25
Cr.
ungodly house idiot
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
ultramarine mad cow disease
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
clear bonkers rehab deer antler
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
exciting gay field
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Contagious Grizzly Piazza Internal Respiration
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
Crusty base
  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry
  04/18/25
...
Blathering violent office roast beef
  04/18/25
...
Chartreuse Son Of Senegal
  08/17/26
...
Lemon philosopher-king public bath
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Henna sick friendly grandma
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Crusty base
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
Blathering violent office roast beef
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Wine adventurous ticket booth athletic conference
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
Blathering violent office roast beef
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Crusty base
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
burgundy infuriating trailer park
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
Blathering violent office roast beef
  04/18/25
Ty friend
burgundy infuriating trailer park
  04/18/25
...
emerald hell hunting ground
  08/17/26
...
emerald hell hunting ground
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Autistic plum locale codepig
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Autistic plum locale codepig
  04/18/25
...
Dashing Chocolate School Cafeteria Rigor
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
Crusty base
  04/18/25
...
Lemon philosopher-king public bath
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
charcoal shitlib
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
burgundy infuriating trailer park
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
Crusty base
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
Crusty base
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Crusty base
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
fishy sticky love of her life bawdyhouse
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Crusty base
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
Crusty base
  08/17/26
...
emerald hell hunting ground
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Crusty base
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
Crusty base
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
Crusty base
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Internet-worthy bright state karate
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
Crusty base
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Internet-worthy bright state karate
  08/17/26
...
Razzle stag film
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Autistic plum locale codepig
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Crusty base
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Autistic plum locale codepig
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
ultramarine mad cow disease
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
Crusty base
  08/17/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Crusty base

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: floppy theater haunted graveyard

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: fishy sticky love of her life bawdyhouse

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: ungodly house idiot

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: ultramarine mad cow disease

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: clear bonkers rehab deer antler

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Crusty base

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: exciting gay field

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Contagious Grizzly Piazza Internal Respiration

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Crusty base

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860121)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Crusty base

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Blathering violent office roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Chartreuse Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Lemon philosopher-king public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Henna sick friendly grandma

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Crusty base

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: Blathering violent office roast beef

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Crusty base

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Crusty base

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Wine adventurous ticket booth athletic conference

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Blathering violent office roast beef

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Crusty base

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating trailer park

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Blathering violent office roast beef

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating trailer park

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: emerald hell hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: emerald hell hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Autistic plum locale codepig

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Crusty base

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Autistic plum locale codepig

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Dashing Chocolate School Cafeteria Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Cerise vengeful whorehouse telephone

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Crusty base

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Lemon philosopher-king public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: charcoal shitlib

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: burgundy infuriating trailer park

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Crusty base

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Crusty base

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Crusty base

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: fishy sticky love of her life bawdyhouse

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Crusty base

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Crusty base

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: emerald hell hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Crusty base

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Crusty base

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: bateful rose marketing idea dingle berry

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Crusty base

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bright state karate

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Crusty base

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Internet-worthy bright state karate

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Razzle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Autistic plum locale codepig

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Crusty base

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Autistic plum locale codepig

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: ultramarine mad cow disease

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Crusty base

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#50073656)