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Signing my kids up for a TRUMP ACCOUNT

Free money for kids 10 and under thanks to the dells and/or ...
Fantasy-prone Stage
  12/03/25
wait a fuckin minute WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SUSAN...
razzmatazz bawdyhouse
  12/03/25
great! the dollar goes down another 10%!
Lascivious ruddy rehab
  12/03/25
https://trumpaccounts.gov/cdn-cgi/image/width=1200/images/de...
Slippery Fanboi Site
  12/03/25
Wait, so if I open an account for each of my kids, Michael D...
Hairless factory reset button really tough guy
  12/03/25
im guessing you have to check certain boxes to qualify
Lascivious ruddy rehab
  12/03/25
My oldest is 10 now. I think children 10 and under qualify. ...
Hairless factory reset button really tough guy
  12/03/25
no i meant like skin color and hhi
Lascivious ruddy rehab
  12/03/25
I thought the press release on the Dell's money was that it ...
Hairless factory reset button really tough guy
  12/03/25
we had a kid born in 2025. wonder if there's a month cutoff.
Infuriating mediation
  12/03/25
I saw conflicting information on whether contributions can b...
smoky fear-inspiring boiling water
  12/03/25
I saw an annual contributions cap of $5,000 per year per acc...
Hairless factory reset button really tough guy
  12/03/25
You’d be crazy not to.
Startled Geriatric Hospital Double Fault
  12/03/25
You’d be crazy not to. Even if you make zero contribu...
Startled Geriatric Hospital Double Fault
  12/03/25
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zesty
  01/19/26


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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Stage

Free money for kids 10 and under thanks to the dells and/or Orange Hitler

https://trumpaccounts.gov/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479762)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: razzmatazz bawdyhouse

wait a fuckin minute

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH SUSAN DELL IN THAT PICTURE IS SHE HANDICAPPED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479775)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Lascivious ruddy rehab

great! the dollar goes down another 10%!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479763)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Slippery Fanboi Site

https://trumpaccounts.gov/cdn-cgi/image/width=1200/images/dells.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479769)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Hairless factory reset button really tough guy

Wait, so if I open an account for each of my kids, Michael Dell will give them each $250?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479770)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Lascivious ruddy rehab

im guessing you have to check certain boxes to qualify

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479771)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: Hairless factory reset button really tough guy

My oldest is 10 now. I think children 10 and under qualify. The government is only giving $1000 to children born between 2025 and 2028.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479773)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Lascivious ruddy rehab

no i meant like skin color and hhi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479774)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Hairless factory reset button really tough guy

I thought the press release on the Dell's money was that it was going to be limited by age (10 and under) and by zip code (median HHI must be below $150,000). All four of my kids meet those two criteria. As you point out, however, there may be other criteria that I do not know about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479781)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Infuriating mediation

we had a kid born in 2025. wonder if there's a month cutoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479885)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: smoky fear-inspiring boiling water

I saw conflicting information on whether contributions can be made pre-tax or not. What's the contribution limit if pre-tax? Anyone know? Could be worth it if it allows pre-tax contributions. Looks like you don't get the $1k for an existing child and the $250 is only for zip codes full of poors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479871)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Hairless factory reset button really tough guy

I saw an annual contributions cap of $5,000 per year per account. No idea if it is pretax or post-tax. My guess is that it would be post-tax since these are for kids and it's a gift, but idk for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Startled Geriatric Hospital Double Fault

You’d be crazy not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479916)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Startled Geriatric Hospital Double Fault

You’d be crazy not to. Even if you make zero contributions it’ll be worth $82k in 65 years. If you just add $100/month it’ll be worth $1.5 million at 7 percent gainz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805666&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49479928)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: zesty



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