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Script to remove all NSAM posts from first page

This works on Firefox, haven't tried it on other browsers. I...
clear ratface
  01/08/26
xo: OMG WE CAN'T HANDLE NSAM'S OVERWHELMING CORN MASTERY, SO...
Titillating Angry Foreskin
  01/08/26
seems to work in chrome/brave. tyty. is there a script fo...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/08/26
script in op seems to already do this too. 180
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/08/26
would this wildcard work: const BLOCKED_USERS = [ ...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/08/26
You'd be missing out on the copycat who's posting about corn...
Brilliant Excitant Whorehouse Athletic Conference
  01/08/26
id be happy to
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/08/26
Stop spamming RSF
Titillating Angry Foreskin
  01/09/26
chatgpt needs you need a separate function for this to read ...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
...
clear ratface
  01/09/26
ty for your service. can you upgrade the username thing so c...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
what does nsam stand for? i know he's the imgur pumo
sickened depressive
  01/09/26
Patriot
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
how do you add more usernames? when i start a new line and a...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
you need a comma in between comma checking lawyers cant f...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
thank you! works thank you so much. this is the most awes...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
https://i.imgur.com/kpbu2ON.png this is the error i get w...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
Sadly I only browse on an ipad
Sooty irradiated ape
  01/09/26
i've already added almost a dozen monikers to this script. t...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
...
hairraiser fluffy native
  01/09/26
180 You should make a preset block list that isn't just N...
Wild territorial circlehead wrinkle
  01/09/26
...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
...
hairraiser fluffy native
  01/09/26
This should be merged with XO Java (altho it's prob just str...
Diverse Black Feces Gas Station
  01/09/26
I updated the script for you lazy lawyer fags to add a block...
clear ratface
  01/09/26
...
hairraiser fluffy native
  01/09/26
tyty what about the wild card feature for variations of the ...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
holy kino you guys are awesome. i feel like such a stupid...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
...
hairraiser fluffy native
  01/09/26
AI wont produce this properly
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/09/26
ai wrote that code
dun trip locus messiness
  01/13/26
lmao
crimson painfully honest home rigpig
  01/13/26
...
Sooty irradiated ape
  01/13/26
...
bipolar provocative stag film indirect expression
  01/09/26
it's no longer removing his threads from the front page, but...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/12/26
...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/12/26
brother the bort is gonna get real boring like this these...
gaped brass stage clown
  01/13/26
just spent a while trying to figure out how to get this to w...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/09/26
this seems to have aids now. it removes his poasts from with...
at-the-ready office pisswyrm
  01/11/26
...
swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven
  01/12/26
now ill never get more than a (1) poast thread
gaped brass stage clown
  01/11/26
based, now I can block all the odious kikes like DBG
haunting tanning salon
  01/11/26
please add TT6 as well tyia
Bistre Fortuitous Meteor
  01/11/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: clear ratface

This works on Firefox, haven't tried it on other browsers. It will take a bit of time the first time it runs, but all subsequent times will be faster since it will only check new threads. The script will need to be updated when NSAM changes monikers.

To use this in Firefox:

1. Install Violentmonkey (or Greasemonkey/Tampermonkey) from Firefox Add-ons

2. Click the extension icon → "+" or "Create new script"

3. Paste the script content and save, refresh the page

https://pastebin.com/zxE3yd5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574400)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Titillating Angry Foreskin

xo: OMG WE CAN'T HANDLE NSAM'S OVERWHELMING CORN MASTERY, SOMEBODY MAKE A SCIPT TO BLOCK HIM!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574409)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

seems to work in chrome/brave. tyty.

is there a script for removing his poasts in othere threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574410)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

script in op seems to already do this too. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574420)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

would this wildcard work:

const BLOCKED_USERS = [

'https://i.imgur.com/*'

if he changes monikers you need a wc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574417)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Brilliant Excitant Whorehouse Athletic Conference

You'd be missing out on the copycat who's posting about corn right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574471)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

id be happy to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49574479)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Titillating Angry Foreskin

Stop spamming RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576104)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

chatgpt needs you need a separate function for this to read a string

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49575001)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: clear ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576085)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

ty for your service. can you upgrade the username thing so capture any moniker changes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576214)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: sickened depressive

what does nsam stand for? i know he's the imgur pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576221)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

Patriot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576261)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

how do you add more usernames? when i start a new line and add another one within ' ' like the one that comes with the script, it gives an error

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576295)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

you need a comma in between

comma checking lawyers cant figure this out lol. i tried nothing and then a semicolon and neither worked. a comma worked



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576333)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

thank you! works

thank you so much. this is the most awesome thing anyone has posted here in years. you're 180, pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576356)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576633)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

https://i.imgur.com/kpbu2ON.png

this is the error i get when i try to start a new line and add additional monikers

can't figure out how to add another one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576337)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Sooty irradiated ape

Sadly I only browse on an ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576371)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

i've already added almost a dozen monikers to this script. this is so unbelievably 180. gonna be an autoadmit renaissance now

wonder if there's some way to get this working on mobile, too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576378)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: hairraiser fluffy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576710)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Wild territorial circlehead wrinkle

180

You should make a preset block list that isn't just NSAM and aggressively push this until the entire board downloads it

then we can have pissing matches over who gets added and excluded from the list

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576379)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576640)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576665)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: hairraiser fluffy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576712)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Diverse Black Feces Gas Station

This should be merged with XO Java (altho it's prob just straight up better than my tutu spaghetti code)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576697)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: clear ratface

I updated the script for you lazy lawyer fags to add a block list button at the bottom right. If you click the button, you can add usernames to the block list without editing the code directly. Enjoy!

https://pastebin.com/SpN7FpUH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576706)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: hairraiser fluffy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576713)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

tyty what about the wild card feature for variations of the same moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576718)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

holy kino

you guys are awesome. i feel like such a stupid lazy retard (i am) for not doing this myself with AI earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576721)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: hairraiser fluffy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576741)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

AI wont produce this properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576759)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: dun trip locus messiness

ai wrote that code

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49586936)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: crimson painfully honest home rigpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49586948)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Sooty irradiated ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49586954)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: bipolar provocative stag film indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576934)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

it's no longer removing his threads from the front page, but it's still successfully blocking his posts within threads

any idea how to fix?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49583986)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49584049)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: gaped brass stage clown

brother the bort is gonna get real boring like this

these lawyers deserve as much hell as we can put them through

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49586960)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven

just spent a while trying to figure out how to get this to work on mobile via the orion browser and orangemonkey. made progress but it's not fully working yet. will revisit later, i need a Screen Break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49576931)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready office pisswyrm

this seems to have aids now. it removes his poasts from within threads, but not his threads from the front page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49581743)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling judgmental nibblets heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49583984)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: gaped brass stage clown

now ill never get more than a (1) poast thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49581749)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: haunting tanning salon

based, now I can block all the odious kikes like DBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49581750)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Bistre Fortuitous Meteor

please add TT6 as well tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819543&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4593694#49581751)