Date: March 7th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Buck-toothed Onyx Sanctuary
It would be like if someone took out gunnerattt. The Simp Crew subthread wastelands wouldn't stop. Some other Simp Crew member(s) would just step up and pick up the slack
Date: March 7th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: spectacular theater
Tricked him into having a big meeting with the rest of the government to discuss a peace deal, and then blew them all up along with Khamenei's 14-month old granddaughter and her parents.
Of course, the hundred little girls they blew up at the girl's school at the same time is even sadder. The girl's school bombing was totally the US and not Israel though! I have 3 contradictory arguments on my Twitter feed telling me this.