Most embarrassing thing you jerked off to as a kid?
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Date: October 9th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
why are we limiting this to as a kid?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48180947) |
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Date: October 9th, 2024 3:45 PM Author: Sean South of Garryowen
Attention Mall Shoppers!
Sale in the record store!
*uuuunnnnngghghgh*
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Date: October 9th, 2024 10:35 PM Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
Thank you for remembering and including a link. Also do not ever tell this story to any woman IRL, even if she seems cool.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48182733) |
Date: October 9th, 2024 3:41 PM Author: gaetan dugas
Real Sex HBO through an insane amount of static and screen tear
Even then I thought "this isn't even worth it" as I literally withdraw the ugliest boomers have an orgy
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Date: October 9th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
My 6th grade teachers family Christmas card
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Date: October 10th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Date: October 9th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: .,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.
Star Wars
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Date: October 9th, 2024 4:54 PM Author: Slime Wall Climber
not embarrassing at all. might do it right now.
https://youtu.be/wzh2HvgnNlU?si=9IFIIjVb6N-9Z0lH
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Date: October 9th, 2024 10:59 PM Author: Juan Eighty
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.
Look- here's a screenshot from the old show: https://i.4pcdn.org/tv/1601946017433.jpg
That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be the pretty one.
Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people and then you realize that this is most of XO.
AutoAdmit is literally thousands of lawyers masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.
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Date: October 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: .,.,..,,..,,,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,..,:.,..:.:.,:.::,.
Army surplus catalog my dad used to get would have ads for camouflage pattern women’s underwear.
My sister’s Seventeen magazine.
Disney Adventures magazine a few times.
One time there was a picture of Helen Hunt in some magazine (maybe Newsweek) that really did it for me. She wasn’t even dressed sexy.
One time I was watching the movie Speed on VHS and I paused on a scene where Sandra Bullock was wearing a tank top.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5608880&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48182550) |
Date: October 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.
The Secret World of Alex Mack
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Date: October 10th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: .,,...,.,.,,....,,.,.,,.,.,.,.
The Golden Girls
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Date: October 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,..:,,:,......,;:.,.:..:.,:,::,.
Is it harmful that kids today just jerk off to hardcore porn because it’s everywhere? There is no need to nut to JCPenny catalogs or Disney adventures or even swimsuit photos when you can just watch people fuck on your tablet. What’s the long term effect on society?
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Date: October 10th, 2024 3:46 PM Author: neg
1. i cut out some of the hot girls' headshots from my 8th grade yearbook and taped them onto some porn jpegs i printed out
2. we had some setup in our house where you could put in dvd's in the basement and watch them on any tv in the house on a specific channel. i looped the 10 second scene from animal house where the guy climbs the ladder into the sorority girl's window and sees her topless then jerked off to it in my room. so if anyone else in the house went to this channel, they'd see that on loop. luckily, i don't think anyone noticed.
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Date: October 10th, 2024 5:38 PM Author: Slow Children Playing
The "male international" or whatever is called catalog of men's underwear. As a prank me and some friends signed up like 15 kids to receive these. But little did they know that one of the kids i subscribed was actually me.
I knew my parents would figure out that a bunch of kids were signed up so it wouldn't be too much when they went to the mailbox first.
Very creepy dudes in really weird zebra things but cest la vie.
I still have a thing for plastic flash colored men
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