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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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  07/31/16
That poztartar
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  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: internet-worthy bateful range dopamine

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle violent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Electric spruce stain laser beams

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Electric spruce stain laser beams

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: silver digit ratio cuck



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: laughsome brilliant meetinghouse persian

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: laughsome brilliant meetinghouse persian

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: exhilarant claret friendly grandma



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Deep provocative boltzmann

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: excitant pisswyrm

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Deep provocative boltzmann

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Deep provocative boltzmann

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: silver digit ratio cuck



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Aromatic Embarrassed To The Bone National Personal Credit Line

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Avocado Dashing Indian Lodge Pistol

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: internet-worthy bateful range dopamine

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Aromatic Embarrassed To The Bone National Personal Credit Line



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: autistic bipolar hall

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy bateful range dopamine

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Lilac Demanding Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Azure Mediation Whorehouse

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: flickering soggy property scourge upon the earth

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074871)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Deep provocative boltzmann

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: flickering soggy property scourge upon the earth

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Flesh Bull Headed Yarmulke

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: laughsome brilliant meetinghouse persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Nighttime Out-of-control Stage Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: buck-toothed address chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: comical plum ticket booth alpha

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Aromatic Embarrassed To The Bone National Personal Credit Line

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: rusted faggot firefighter menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Walnut misunderstood mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored School Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: mauve french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Twisted nudist place of business national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Idiotic Talented Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: mauve french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Bearded fluffy casino mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Bearded fluffy casino mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: turquoise trip ratface

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44378175)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Bonkers Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Flesh Bull Headed Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: arousing hairless roommate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: comical plum ticket booth alpha

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Vibrant Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Bearded fluffy casino mother

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Wonderful locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Sinister coldplay fan school cafeteria

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Pale appetizing antidepressant drug queen of the night

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: crawly son of senegal lettuce

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Flesh Bull Headed Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: comical plum ticket booth alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: fragrant sticky pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Ungodly Heaven Patrolman

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Motley Angry Ladyboy

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Charismatic coiffed hissy fit

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Deep provocative boltzmann

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: aggressive cheese-eating base

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Charcoal heady tanning salon

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: chest-beating stubborn volcanic crater

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle violent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: frum coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Racy corner

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: mustard toilet seat

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: rose thriller step-uncle's house

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Deep provocative boltzmann

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: rose thriller step-uncle's house

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Racy corner

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Adventurous legal warrant

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: silver digit ratio cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Mischievous Weed Whacker Messiness

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: comical plum ticket booth alpha

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: clear market idea he suggested

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: khaki cerebral set private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: histrionic kitty

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: supple hateful garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Startled Senate Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Electric spruce stain laser beams

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: arrogant concupiscible headpube giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: self-centered locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: arrogant concupiscible headpube giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Vengeful splenetic kitty cat double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: irate topaz lay philosopher-king

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Charcoal heady tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: seedy field

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: shivering roast beef institution

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: shivering roast beef institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious temple wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Razzle violent fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Curious carnelian business firm main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: nofapping dilemma people who are hurt

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wild wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: ultramarine titillating parlour filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: nofapping dilemma people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Elite Confused Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle wild wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: stimulating disturbing psychic

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Yellow bespoke home haunted graveyard

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Chocolate bearded den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: scarlet hairraiser selfie library

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Dun forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: transparent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Ruby Orchestra Pit

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Charcoal heady tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cocky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Depressive Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Big Quadroon Goal In Life

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: transparent university

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: contagious ruddy principal's office

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: wine vigorous boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: wine vigorous boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Odious Hell Dragon

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: offensive sandwich crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: brass dysfunction fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Gold Newt House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: self-centered locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Curious carnelian business firm main people

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: opaque dead shrine

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: wine vigorous boistinker ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Galvanic abode nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Galvanic abode nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: histrionic kitty

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Cobalt love of her life

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Cyan zombie-like nowag

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: mauve french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Chrome Native Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Cyan zombie-like nowag

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Chrome Native Feces

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Cyan zombie-like nowag

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Cyan zombie-like nowag

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Dun forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Sienna Fighting Trailer Park Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: honey-headed brethren piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: lascivious parlor cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: irradiated center really tough guy

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Twisted nudist place of business national security agency

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: butt cheeks (🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: AutoAdmit Historian

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: 45 & 47 (jacked up and good to go)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: borders (retired)

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48348661)