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A Selected History of the Family Rudolph

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizi...
pink crackhouse
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759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "t...
up-to-no-good theatre
  12/03/13
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Fantasy-prone lavender dopamine casino
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
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emerald native
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French mad-dog skullcap
  10/19/21
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
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emerald native
  11/03/20
331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the ...
pink crackhouse
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drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
underrated
emerald native
  11/03/20
lol damn how have I never seen this thread
ruddy startling immigrant
  11/03/20
fucking same, this is gold
emerald native
  11/03/20
This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO...
ruddy startling immigrant
  11/03/20
Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since t...
emerald native
  11/03/20
I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few y...
laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone
  11/03/20
Doing the Lord's work, brother
emerald native
  11/03/20
it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote ...
pink crackhouse
  11/03/20
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Thriller queen of the night bbw
  08/08/22
33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Ag...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.
doobsian sickened selfie
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
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French mad-dog skullcap
  10/19/21
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arousing crimson wagecucks
  12/03/13
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drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
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Flickering bat shit crazy puppy
  12/03/13
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amethyst fighting azn stag film
  12/03/13
fucking genius
vibrant soggy double fault
  12/03/13
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pontificating slippery boistinker rehab
  12/04/13
180
Idiotic heaven
  12/06/13
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Ivory disrespectful giraffe rigor
  07/06/14
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Galvanic fortuitous meteor
  10/16/14
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Useless abode antidepressant drug
  11/13/14
18000000
Rusted library incel
  01/13/15
gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.
cracking dull chad station
  01/13/15
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drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
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Purple orchestra pit
  02/28/16
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Sienna milk indian lodge
  12/14/16
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
Lol
Charcoal vigorous coffee pot
  03/25/17
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doobsian sickened selfie
  04/16/17
easter bump
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  04/16/17
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swollen faggotry market
  04/16/17
still fucking lol at this
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  05/31/17
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Obsidian Razzle-dazzle Menage
  10/10/17
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seedy newt
  11/28/17
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  12/16/17
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  08/16/18
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pink crackhouse
  04/21/19
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swollen faggotry market
  04/21/19
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  04/21/19
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  05/12/19
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  05/24/19
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  10/03/19
lmfao this one is killing me
emerald native
  11/03/20
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silver rebellious pisswyrm generalized bond
  03/15/22
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  09/06/24
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  10/02/24
999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emp...
pink crackhouse
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1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan R...
pink crackhouse
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flatulent heady laser beams
  12/04/13
February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audi...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother
Nubile cocky round eye parlour
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
  08/05/15
laughed all morning thinking about this
Lascivious knife international law enforcement agency
  08/25/15
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Offensive mediation
  11/28/17
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garnet base water buffalo
  12/15/17
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/06/20
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emerald native
  11/03/20
July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disa...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
lmao idk how this one was so overlooked
emerald native
  11/03/20
April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably bef...
pink crackhouse
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...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
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emerald native
  11/03/20
October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columni...
pink crackhouse
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September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the...
up-to-no-good theatre
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Glittery stubborn sanctuary
  11/02/16
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Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
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May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Fr...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
lolololol
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
180!!
Hairraiser Jewess
  12/03/13
LOLOLOLOL
mustard sexy range
  12/05/13
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
This is fucking genius brother. 180
doobsian sickened selfie
  12/03/13
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Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
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Hairraiser Jewess
  12/03/13
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Talented resort
  12/03/13
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overrated learning disabled factory reset button
  12/03/13
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Red swashbuckling location internal respiration
  12/03/13
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Flickering bat shit crazy puppy
  12/03/13
...
curious public bath
  12/03/13
this is very good.
cruel-hearted multi-colored lay fanboi
  12/03/13
...
Rambunctious racy locus
  07/30/14
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emerald native
  11/03/20
39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the as...
pink crackhouse
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drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  06/05/19
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  10/02/24
do more please
Shaky aqua codepig turdskin
  12/03/13
1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie ...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial kill...
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.
puce talking cruise ship
  12/03/13
this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely und...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
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vibrant soggy double fault
  12/03/13
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Ultramarine Passionate Gas Station
  08/29/14
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pink crackhouse
  04/03/15
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  04/16/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
wholly shit lmfao
boyish maize organic girlfriend
  12/03/13
*slow clap*
Exhilarant shivering brethren plaza
  12/03/13
...
Hilarious Soul-stirring Legend Crotch
  12/03/13
November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees Presiden...
pink crackhouse
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...
big sooty death wish electric furnace
  12/03/13
jfc
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
no, jfk
pink crackhouse
  07/19/20
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emerald native
  11/03/20
...
vermilion dilemma
  02/19/23
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
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Slimy walnut pit goyim
  03/29/20
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emerald native
  11/03/20
November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinv...
pink crackhouse
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Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new cu...
pink crackhouse
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...
coral irradiated ceo
  12/03/13
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flatulent heady laser beams
  12/04/13
July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the I...
curious public bath
  12/03/13
...
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
  08/06/15
God help me I lol'd
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
Florida, 1986: After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas...
vibrant soggy double fault
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September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat...
Titillating jet senate
  12/03/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/03/13
April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat ...
curious public bath
  12/03/13
subtle
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  08/29/14
bunch of fucklaws here
curious public bath
  10/16/14
Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
aromatic school
  09/17/15
oh man
Glittery stubborn sanctuary
  11/02/16
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
...
coral irradiated ceo
  11/03/20
...
amethyst fighting azn stag film
  12/03/13
180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread
maniacal ebony university
  12/03/13
...
vibrant soggy double fault
  12/03/13
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've eve...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/03/13
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/27/17
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emerald native
  11/03/20
April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous sh...
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone alread...
up-to-no-good theatre
  12/03/13
I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, ...
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/03/13
ty bro.
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
180
razzle brunch
  12/04/13
...
Fluffy Contagious Regret Haunted Graveyard
  12/12/13
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Ultramarine Passionate Gas Station
  08/29/14
79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the nigh...
pontificating slippery boistinker rehab
  12/03/13
...
coral irradiated ceo
  12/03/13
LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded scht...
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
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Mind-boggling Chartreuse Preventive Strike Hissy Fit
  07/31/20
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emerald native
  11/03/20
December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes...
pink crackhouse
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puce talking cruise ship
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...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
...
appetizing mentally impaired stage
  12/05/13
Underrated
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
Criminally underratted
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
...
Charcoal vigorous coffee pot
  03/25/17
...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  03/25/17
...
territorial aphrodisiac striped hyena
  02/08/18
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/06/20
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
Autistic Flirting Field
  10/19/21
...
Autistic Flirting Field
  03/15/22
...
Autistic Flirting Field
  11/19/22
April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Ma...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
180
provocative balding indirect expression toaster
  07/06/14
...
Brass Unholy Gaming Laptop
  08/14/20
audibly laughing at this
emerald native
  11/03/20
September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of K...
motley insanely creepy piazza cuckoldry
  12/03/13
Did you mean 2001 bro?
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all...
motley insanely creepy piazza cuckoldry
  12/03/13
4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list ...
pink crackhouse
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...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
chestnut business firm macaca
  12/03/13
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=6...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine bett...
chestnut business firm macaca
  12/03/13
How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it
chestnut business firm macaca
  12/03/13
fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rud...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution
chestnut business firm macaca
  12/03/13
Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865 Gustus Rudolphe, displea...
vibrant soggy double fault
  12/03/13
March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob"...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  10/02/24
November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/03/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/21/13
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-ye...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
...
pontificating slippery boistinker rehab
  12/03/13
180
stirring dun circlehead
  06/07/14
...
tan hairless scourge upon the earth main people
  11/13/14
...
Mind-boggling Chartreuse Preventive Strike Hissy Fit
  07/31/20
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
coral irradiated ceo
  11/03/20
July 11, 1995 Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his ...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
...
pink crackhouse
  01/13/15
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot w...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  05/09/20
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port ...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: ra...
pink crackhouse
  12/03/13
August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission...
mustard sexy range
  12/05/13
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenb...
cerebral office pozpig
  12/03/13
*puts gun in mouth*
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
this thread is overrated.
adventurous kitchen pocket flask
  12/03/13
(owl doodolph)
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/03/13
...
razzle brunch
  12/04/13
...
maniacal ebony university
  12/04/13
lol
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk
haunting ape national security agency
  12/04/13
BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND CO...
Thirsty Site
  12/06/13
Plz bring back this schtick
provocative balding indirect expression toaster
  07/06/14
...
Magical comical national personal credit line
  01/13/15
...
pink crackhouse
  11/16/16
reddit-style crap
embarrassed to the bone church building
  03/27/17
wrong
emerald native
  11/03/20
September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and sh...
pink crackhouse
  12/04/13
...
big sooty death wish electric furnace
  12/05/13
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders &q...
pink crackhouse
  12/04/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/04/13
i'm dying
harsh charismatic gaping ticket booth
  12/05/13
this might be my all time favorite
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
I think so too
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
maniacal ebony university
  12/11/13
...
tan hairless scourge upon the earth main people
  11/13/14
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/06/20
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Siou...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/04/13
...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
Benghazi: September 11th, 2012 Diplomatic Attache, Kyle B...
vibrant soggy double fault
  12/04/13
May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, rela...
medicated box office filthpig
  12/04/13
lol
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/04/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/04/13
September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a...
diverse lime community account
  12/04/13
November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/L...
Razzmatazz arrogant forum candlestick maker
  12/04/13
...
Fantasy-prone lavender dopamine casino
  04/20/14
lol
pink crackhouse
  11/28/17
...
Offensive mediation
  11/28/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners...
Autistic Flirting Field
  03/15/22
...
olive histrionic alpha kitty
  03/09/23
1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that &qu...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
jfc
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginia...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done
maniacal ebony university
  12/11/13
lmao 180
garnet base water buffalo
  12/15/17
...
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  06/05/19
LMAO
emerald native
  11/03/20
December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator re...
honey-headed at-the-ready multi-billionaire
  12/05/13
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
...
olive histrionic alpha kitty
  03/09/23
April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe ...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Arm&e...
Fragrant navy dog poop
  12/05/13
73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolp...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/05/13
Lol at model TTT.
honey-headed at-the-ready multi-billionaire
  12/05/13
literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/25/17
nice
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
...
buff wonderful pistol property
  03/25/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
180
doobsian sickened selfie
  12/05/13
1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, p...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
180
doobsian sickened selfie
  12/05/13
...
Mischievous Jet-lagged Elastic Band Space
  04/03/15
LOOOOOOOOL
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  03/27/17
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Ler...
Dead bawdyhouse partner
  12/05/13
...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Ran...
Scarlet excitant address
  12/05/13
No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.
iridescent effete windowlicker
  10/19/21
1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons an...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
180
doobsian sickened selfie
  12/05/13
1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblaz...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
...
vibrant soggy double fault
  12/05/13
...
Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
  12/11/13
...
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/12/13
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...
vibrant soggy double fault
  12/05/13
freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of threa...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John...
Flickering bat shit crazy puppy
  12/05/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
i loved this one
bistre masturbator
  12/06/13
ty brother
Flickering bat shit crazy puppy
  12/11/13
180
pink crackhouse
  06/03/14
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to th...
pink crackhouse
  12/05/13
180
doobsian sickened selfie
  12/05/13
1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg ro...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
180 Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civi...
diverse lime community account
  12/11/13
really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i lo...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/12/13
Excellent.
Floppy Therapy Persian
  12/12/13
praise from Caesar. ty, brother.
puce talking cruise ship
  12/21/13
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph ta...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
...
pink crackhouse
  10/03/14
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsr...
concupiscible theater stage
  12/05/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/05/13
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lol
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Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
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180 corner
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1996: somewhere in North Carolina After finishing his mas...
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1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally H...
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concupiscible theater stage
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180 for collard greens
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  12/05/13
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puce talking cruise ship
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pink crackhouse
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206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Be...
pink crackhouse
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R O F L
doobsian sickened selfie
  12/06/13
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vibrant soggy double fault
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puce talking cruise ship
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180
coral irradiated ceo
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Sienna milk indian lodge
  12/14/16
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emerald native
  11/03/20
79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and...
duck-like lake house sandwich
  12/06/13
1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of d...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/06/13
1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, ope...
pink crackhouse
  12/07/13
1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whis...
pink crackhouse
  12/07/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/10/13
The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their...
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maniacal ebony university
  12/11/13
(antisemite)
haunting ape national security agency
  12/11/13
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emerald native
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...
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pink crackhouse
  12/11/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/18/13
1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop tr...
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399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolp...
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  12/18/13
...
puce talking cruise ship
  12/18/13
...
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  04/02/15
1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time...
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  12/18/13
I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of ...
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  01/26/14
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  01/26/14
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1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancast...
pink crackhouse
  04/19/14
...
drab temple digit ratio
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2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern,...
pink crackhouse
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...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
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  10/02/24
1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a ....
pink crackhouse
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...
frum yarmulke area
  04/20/14
768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to &...
pink crackhouse
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lol
puce talking cruise ship
  08/20/14
...
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  10/02/14
...
emerald native
  11/03/20
597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches...
pink crackhouse
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180 for 'Reudop'
puce talking cruise ship
  08/20/14
...
Idiotic heaven
  06/03/14
...
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  06/30/14
July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realizatio...
pink crackhouse
  07/06/14
...
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
Rambunctious racy locus
  08/16/14
I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.
Floppy Therapy Persian
  08/16/14
TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.
puce talking cruise ship
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June 15th 1947 Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru &...
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pink crackhouse
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Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "T...
puce talking cruise ship
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this the shit i like
Dashing citrine associate stage
  10/02/14
August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osa...
Hairraiser Jewess
  10/02/14
August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, inf...
Hairraiser Jewess
  10/02/14
love the sibling angle here.
puce talking cruise ship
  10/02/14
Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudo...
pink crackhouse
  10/02/14
tcr
puce talking cruise ship
  10/02/14
both are 180
emerald native
  11/03/20
Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sig...
pink crackhouse
  10/02/14
nice
puce talking cruise ship
  10/02/14
Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tu...
pink crackhouse
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i like "Homo rudolfensis"
puce talking cruise ship
  10/02/14
LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudol...
pink crackhouse
  10/02/14
lol, 180.
puce talking cruise ship
  10/02/14
180
appetizing mentally impaired stage
  10/02/14
180 find
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  10/03/14
180
exciting deranged toilet seat
  01/13/15
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Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse
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Talented resort
  01/13/15
Best "life imitates xo" of all time
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curious public bath
  08/10/15
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180 simglitch
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180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed
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emerald native
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753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban inf...
pink crackhouse
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puce talking cruise ship
  10/16/14
REALLY underrated
cyan marvelous marketing idea den
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November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing edi...
pink crackhouse
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...
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
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Rambunctious racy locus
  10/04/14
July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, ...
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
  10/16/14
lol. great moniker, btw.
puce talking cruise ship
  10/16/14
TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
  10/16/14
ty, brother.
puce talking cruise ship
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2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium w...
puce talking cruise ship
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...
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
  10/16/14
...
doobsian sickened selfie
  08/19/16
...
buff wonderful pistol property
  03/25/17
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emerald native
  11/03/20
December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turke...
pink crackhouse
  12/06/14
lol
pink crackhouse
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lol again
pink crackhouse
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lol again
pink crackhouse
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yup
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emerald native
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http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&am...
pink crackhouse
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January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach ...
pink crackhouse
  01/13/15
I lol'd
drab temple digit ratio
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November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John...
pink crackhouse
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pink crackhouse
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...
puce talking cruise ship
  02/10/15
...
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September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas...
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February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carro...
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  02/04/15
...
puce talking cruise ship
  02/10/15
...
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September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tell...
Galvanic fortuitous meteor
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June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified derm...
bistre masturbator
  08/05/15
Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!
Mahogany garrison
  08/06/15
August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey...
Mahogany garrison
  08/06/15
okay, I lol'd
drab temple digit ratio
  09/17/15
...
reading party lodge
  04/03/16
December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by ...
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...
Mahogany garrison
  08/06/15
1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolp...
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...
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November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: TH...
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August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just...
pink crackhouse
  10/20/15
...
bistre masturbator
  10/20/15
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doobsian sickened selfie
  04/03/16
...
pink crackhouse
  09/23/16
...
Glittery stubborn sanctuary
  11/02/16
...
pink crackhouse
  12/13/16
LMAO 180
emerald native
  11/03/20
December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass. Rudolph Hathaway,...
doobsian sickened selfie
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...
Glittery stubborn sanctuary
  11/02/16
...
Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house
  03/25/17
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emerald native
  11/03/20
...
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  09/14/16
New England 27, Houston 0
pink crackhouse
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  10/21/16
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November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jef...
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November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detro...
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concupiscible theater stage
  12/13/16
180
pink crackhouse
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122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for ...
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this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck shit l...
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cyan marvelous marketing idea den
  10/03/19
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June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), H...
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1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is &quo...
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1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Mu...
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laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone
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pink crackhouse
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frum yarmulke area
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pink crackhouse
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laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:04 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

2639 BCE - Following a royal audience with Moses, Grand Vizier and first-born son Ra-Dalakh recommends to Pharaoh that the Israelites be made to work longer hours on half rations as punishment, loudly scoffing "what does that faggot Hebrew think his God can possibly do?"

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:29 AM
Author: up-to-no-good theatre

759 BC - Remusolph insists that the Aventine Hill is "the most preftigious" and challenges Romulus: "You like that faggoty Palatine Hill, then why don't you get your ass down here like a man."

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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:27 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:19 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

331 BCE - Persian regiment commander Darayudolsh spends the majority of the spring campaign drinking wine with his troops, secure in the knowledge that no dipshit pubescent Macedonian was going to make it across the Nile.

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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:02 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41248993)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:10 AM
Author: ruddy startling immigrant

lol damn how have I never seen this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249049)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: emerald native

fucking same, this is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249070)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: ruddy startling immigrant

This is the sort of shit that originally got me hooked on XO - there's too many deranged pumo single posts / Rudolph talking amongst himself between 5 pumo alts etc on the front page, maybe it's the election I dunno - even just like 6 months ago I remember logging on and arguing / talking about Civil war in an epic thread one Saturday morning - i could do that on here every day

This thread is brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249108)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: emerald native

Yes. I got here in 2017 and there is a clear decline since then -- and it seems that it was already on the downslope. I come back now and again because it is still a unique venue that makes me laugh more than most others, but it's a shell of what it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone

I found the site in 2014 and it was unbelievable for a few years. I make a point of bumping these types of UNESCO World Heritage Threads every now and then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249208)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: emerald native

Doing the Lord's work, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249227)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

it just shocks me that i came up with this thread and wrote the first several entries SEVEN YEARS AGO. and even then the bort was on a huge decline from its true glory days of the mid to late 2000s, when there was all sorts of hilarity flowing and much less faggy politicsthreading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41255039)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 3:49 AM
Author: Thriller queen of the night bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44980568)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:08 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

33 AD - Sent to dispose of the body of Jesus, Rudolpha of Agrippa elects to go out drinking Saturday night with his friends and several whores, reasoning that "it will still be there tomorrow."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556673)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

Lost it at this one. probably my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556840)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913717)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:10 PM
Author: French mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43296944)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:16 AM
Author: arousing crimson wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557500)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778355)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Flickering bat shit crazy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557831)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: amethyst fighting azn stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557848)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault

fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558234)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: pontificating slippery boistinker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24566096)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:33 PM
Author: Idiotic heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580497)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Ivory disrespectful giraffe rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25879472)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527584)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Useless abode antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26708462)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:00 AM
Author: Rusted library incel

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107679)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: cracking dull chad station

gets me every time. fuckin lol'ing here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107713)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778185)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Purple orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#29936779)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Sienna milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32139012)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:12 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913639)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous coffee pot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913678)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33086115)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

easter bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33086552)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: swollen faggotry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33086601)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

still fucking lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33440137)



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: Obsidian Razzle-dazzle Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34413602)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: seedy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792488)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:11 AM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34932355)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:16 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36628163)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:35 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38119714)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: swollen faggotry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38119716)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38119743)



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Date: May 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38223586)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38282461)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38925616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: emerald native

lmfao this one is killing me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41248983)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: silver rebellious pisswyrm generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44156043)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48056945)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48155647)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

999 - Cardinal Rodolfu throws his earthly possessions at Emperor Otto III to taunt the Westphalian monarch, warning him that the Slavic hordes "about to overrun his kingdom" were a certain sign of the events foretold in Revelation and the Second Coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556692)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1528 - Conquistador Juan Hernan Diego Nepomuceno Castillan Rudolfo y Garcia decides to jump into the local ollamalitzli game, figuring "win or lose, it will be a good time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556704)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: flatulent heady laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24569554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

February 3, 1637 - Haarlem financier Wouter Ruudoelpsch audibly sighs in relief, having finally secured his retirement nest egg through the purchase of 16 Bizarden tulip bulbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556705)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:58 AM
Author: Nubile cocky round eye parlour

loling pretty fucking hard at this one brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557286)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 6:02 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28485897)



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Date: August 25th, 2015 11:11 AM
Author: Lascivious knife international law enforcement agency

laughed all morning thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28621032)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Offensive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792503)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34928492)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:43 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707326)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41248998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:11 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

July 2, 1863 - Col. Jebediah Lightfoot Rudolph politely disagrees with Lt. Gen. James Longstreet, assuring General Lee that "all our boys have to do is charge right at that there copse of trees."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556707)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: emerald native

lmao idk how this one was so overlooked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249024)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

April 14, 1912 - John Jacob Rudolph III grunts irritably before returning to slumber, assuring his neurotic wife that "this iceberg business will be taken care of by morning."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556709)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:22 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913689)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249000)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

October 2, 1919 - Chicago Herald and Examiner sports columnist Walt Rudolph predicts a sweep of the Reds, writing "although an influx of dumb money has fallen on Cincinnati in the last couple days, our nine are so clearly the superior base ball team one wonders at the lunacy of it all."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556711)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: up-to-no-good theatre

September 3, 1929 - Irving Rudolph Whitney declares that the bull market will proceed indefinitely "as there is no end in sight," that the financials of the United States have "never been stronger," and that there is no more guaranteed way for "the common man to profit than to purchase blue chip stocks now, now, now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556800)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:08 AM
Author: Glittery stubborn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31780919)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:12 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

May 3, 1937 - John Stanton Rudolph pauses in his tasteful Frankfurt apartment, ticket to Lakehurst and dinner jacket in hand, to ask the portrait of his late great-uncle "how the bottom of the Atlantic tastes, faggot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556713)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:18 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556778)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:24 AM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556838)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:35 AM
Author: mustard sexy range

LOLOLOLOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571282)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917145)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249009)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

This is fucking genius brother. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556731)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:16 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556750)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556882)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:26 AM
Author: Talented resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557329)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: overrated learning disabled factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557343)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: Red swashbuckling location internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557512)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Flickering bat shit crazy puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557799)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: curious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558098)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:23 PM
Author: cruel-hearted multi-colored lay fanboi

this is very good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561620)



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Date: July 30th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious racy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26028504)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249003)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

39 - Tiberius Antonius Rudolphus is heard bragging to the assembled Senate that he was so important Caligula asked him "to come alone" to the royal palace at Capri.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556979)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778182)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38344670)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48155661)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:44 AM
Author: Shaky aqua codepig turdskin

do more please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24556982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:58 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1974 - University of Washington Kappa Kappa Gamma Stephanie Mays Rudolph tells her roommate she's going to accept a ride back to campus in the charming law student's brown Volkswagen, as "his poor arm is in a sling, what could he possibly do to me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

This was good bro. Plus we now know you are into serial killers, which is good to know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24560987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:02 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

pure genius being displayed in this thread. 1 fucking 80.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557495)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:00 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

this thread should have 100 blank bumps by now. severely underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557820)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558231)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine Passionate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26230257)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27610499)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33086555)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:03 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249001)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: boyish maize organic girlfriend

wholly shit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557836)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant shivering brethren plaza

*slow clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557858)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Hilarious Soul-stirring Legend Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557872)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:54 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 21, 1963 - Michael Rudolph, Dallas Jaycees President, excitedly recites the local weather forecast to his political idol, suggesting he "keep the top down to enjoy the sunshine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557982)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: big sooty death wish electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24557985)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778298)



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Date: July 19th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

no, jfk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40630080)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249014)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: vermilion dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45953759)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917068)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: Slimy walnut pit goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39895029)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249012)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 8, 1938 - Munich butcher Shlomo Chaim Rudolph reinvests his profits in purchasing his neighbors' business properties, telling them at the closing that they "were running scared like kleine chickens."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558048)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

Later that day - Shlomo proudly unveils the expensive new custom windows he had rush-ordered for each location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:01 PM
Author: coral irradiated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561033)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: flatulent heady laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24569562)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: curious public bath

July 15, 1972 - Weightlifter Yossef Chaim Rudolph wins the Israeli Olympic Trials and dismisses his bubbe's concerns about visiting Munich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558201)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28490956)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:36 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

God help me I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778743)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:05 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249011)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:42 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault

Florida, 1986:

After rebuking numerous affectionate pleas from his girlfriend and lover, teacher, Christa McAuliffe, William Blitz Rudolph, awash in aftershave and overconfidence, casually declared: Babe, I'll KISS you when you get back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558223)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Titillating jet senate

September 17th, 1929: Rudolph Yarborough III, an aristocrat from Connecticut sells all of his real estate and and invests all liquid cash into the stock market, remarking to his friends and family that he "is gonna ride this [expletive] roller coaster to the moon."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558253)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 12:57 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558297)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:05 PM
Author: curious public bath

April 24, 1915 - Determining he won't be walking much, Arat Rudolphian neglects to mend the hole in his shoes or bring a coat to his favorite intellectual coffee house in Constantinople



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558360)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

subtle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26230248)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: curious public bath

bunch of fucklaws here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527707)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

Nah it's just that no one likes Armenians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778472)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:33 PM
Author: aromatic school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778716)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Glittery stubborn sanctuary

oh man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31780907)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917155)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:48 AM
Author: coral irradiated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249393)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:30 PM
Author: amethyst fighting azn stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558489)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: maniacal ebony university

180 concept, 180 execution, 180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558515)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558714)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

One of the most (if not THE most) enjoyable threads I've ever read on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24558699)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929222)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:04 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:49 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

April 10, 1912, Sir William Rudolph Hemsley III, a famous shitlib of his time, books last minute passage in steerage class on the RMS Titanic. If it is good enough for my porter, it is good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24560950)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:55 PM
Author: up-to-no-good theatre

Did you seriously Rudolph the Rudolph thread? Someone already had the Titanic, corpsefucker.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2#24556709

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24560985)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:57 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

I searched titanic bro and got nothing before I posted. So, fuck off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24560992)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561315)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

brother, i've always enjoyed it when you've joined in on the rudolph threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561459)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:08 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

ty bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561507)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561679)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:44 PM
Author: razzle brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565414)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:20 PM
Author: Fluffy Contagious Regret Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24627889)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Ultramarine Passionate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26230268)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 7:59 PM
Author: pontificating slippery boistinker rehab

79 AD - While traveling, Rudolphus decides to spend the night at his favorite inn in Pompeii. "I'll order a steak between rare and medium rare," he muses, oblivious to the smoke clouds in the distance. "No one prepares a steak between rare and medium rare like the Pompeiians."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561010)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:03 PM
Author: coral irradiated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561051)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:04 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

LOL bro. I give you props for sticking to your retarded schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561060)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561684)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778368)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Preventive Strike Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40690562)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249019)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:42 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

December 3, 2013 - Rudolph doesn't bother taking two minutes to read the thread, employing the faultless logic that if a particular word doesn't appear as a search term, nothing related to that word could possibly be in the entirety of the thread text.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561319)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:04 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561466)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:34 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:14 AM
Author: appetizing mentally impaired stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571157)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

Criminally underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32916942)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:24 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913695)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913759)



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Date: February 8th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: territorial aphrodisiac striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35357533)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:26 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707565)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:07 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249028)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:09 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43296940)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44156029)



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Date: November 19th, 2022 9:34 AM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45516426)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:47 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

April 8, 1942 - After being taken prisoner of war outside Manila by Japanese troops, Sergeant Anthony W. Rudolph contemplated the bright side, figuring that he at was least done with all the goddamned marching for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561353)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: provocative balding indirect expression toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25879467)



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Date: August 14th, 2020 10:23 AM
Author: Brass Unholy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40754956)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:08 AM
Author: emerald native

audibly laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249032)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: motley insanely creepy piazza cuckoldry

September 10, 2001, Lt. Rudolph Jones (ret.), gay lover of Kiwi Camara, lisped to him the night before a major scotus oral argument, "kiwi, don't worry about court on thursday, mr. olson will be so busy banging his wife after her trip that he'll never have time to prepare and you'll win for sure."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

Did you mean 2001 bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561447)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: motley insanely creepy piazza cuckoldry

lol edited for historical accuracy. who can keep up with all these famous dates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561456)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:53 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

4481 BC - Assistant Chief Engineer Rub el-Daf drafts a list of upgrades to his Babel apartment he will soon purchase with the cost savings of using illegal foreign labor on the tower project.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561392)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778406)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917157)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:09 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249041)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 8:57 PM
Author: chestnut business firm macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561422)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:00 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=65&forum_id=2#24556713

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561436)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: chestnut business firm macaca

haha...didn't get that one at the time, but i like mine better.

i'll delete out of deference, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561452)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:09 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

How did you not get that one, considering you knew the exact unusual shithole cities the flight was between?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561514)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: chestnut business firm macaca

i used wikipedia to figure that out as i was writing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561554)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

fair. either way ty for your contributing efforts to my rudolph thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561560)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: chestnut business firm macaca

it's a great thread. i'll come up with a new contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561622)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:10 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault

Ford Theater: Washington DC 1865

Gustus Rudolphe, displeased at his wife's impulsive desire to leave the play American Cousin early, turned to his insolent betrothed and decisively declared: The ending my dear, you will absolutely LOVE the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561523)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

March 3, 1991 - LAPD Sergeant Robert "Scrappy Bob" Rudolph directs his partner to "go ahead and kick him a few more times, it's not like anyone's watching."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561558)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778457)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249192)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48155656)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 17, 1968 - NBC producer Ernie T. Rudolph, irritated at the calls already clogging his switchboard, directs his engineers: "Fuck it, game's over. Run Heidi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561653)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

This is really good bro. I am legit impressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561666)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:12 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24687828)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249193)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:39 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

April 18, 1775 - Rear Admiral George Septimus Rudolph, 26-year veteran of His Majesty's Navy, dismisses his young lieutenant with a brusque "it's a church, idiot. It's always lit up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561715)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: pontificating slippery boistinker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561756)



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Date: June 7th, 2014 2:45 PM
Author: stirring dun circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25706096)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: tan hairless scourge upon the earth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26708104)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Preventive Strike Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40690564)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249194)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:52 AM
Author: coral irradiated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249414)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

July 11, 1995

Srebenica native Edin Rudolfic assures his friends that they can "stop being such scared bitches" about the advances of Mladic's army, as he has some chill Dutch buddies in town that will surely protect everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561749)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27109862)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917163)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249196)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

3967 BC - Radafa hugs her sister goodbye, saying "Lot will take care of you no matter where you end up. Just promise you'll turn around and wave to me once you make it past the city walls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561789)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778449)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40180368)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:13 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249068)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249197)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

April 1964 - Norwegian mariner Arvid Rudolf pulls into port at Douala, Cameroon and makes a beeline for the dirtiest bathhouse in town, reasoning no one will ever possibly know if he takes a few BBCs down in Africa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561832)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

Later that night, he follows it up with a local delicacy: rare chimpanzee meat, freshly sourced from the surrounding bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24561843)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:41 AM
Author: mustard sexy range

August 19, 1980, Gaitan DuRudolph bends forward in a Mission District bathhouse and lisps: "WRECK IT"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571333)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917166)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: cerebral office pozpig

1 September 1914: Count Hermann von Rudolf und Mutterfickenberg, aide-de-camp to Colonel General von Kluck, messages Berlin to note he is going to send an extra 25% of the German First Army's men, on top of what was already requested, back east for service on the Russian front. "The remaining soldaten are more than enough to bring a swift end to the war in the West, and we will be marching down the Champs-Élysées in a week!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24562031)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778465)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: adventurous kitchen pocket flask

this thread is overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24562105)



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Date: December 3rd, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

(owl doodolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24562166)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: razzle brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565436)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:26 PM
Author: maniacal ebony university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24566037)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778469)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:11 PM
Author: haunting ape national security agency

cr, just another xo aspie dweeb circlejerk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565949)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:12 PM
Author: Thirsty Site

BEEP BEEP BEEP CONTRARIAN OPINION BEEP BEEP BEEP EDGY AND COOL BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580391)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: provocative balding indirect expression toaster

Plz bring back this schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25879481)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Magical comical national personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107669)



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Date: November 16th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31923688)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone church building

reddit-style crap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929796)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:25 AM
Author: emerald native

wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249198)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:21 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

September 1, 1983 - John Jacob Stanton Rudolph smirks and shakes his head whimsically at the portraits of his ancestors hanging on the wall of his Manhattan apartment as he hurries out the door to JFK, en route to Seoul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24563405)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: big sooty death wish electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572968)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917172)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

1184 BC - Rudolppissis of Troy tells the assembled elders "well, if you assholes don't want it, I'm taking it home. Open the gates!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565313)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:37 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565377)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: harsh charismatic gaping ticket booth

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571734)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

this might be my all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572678)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: emerald native

I think so too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249083)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: maniacal ebony university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24616910)



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Date: November 13th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: tan hairless scourge upon the earth main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26708108)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917176)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707580)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249085)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 12:59 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

In 1846 Rudolph Donner, after consulting with a drunken Sioux outside a saloon, assures his companions that the California Trail takes far too long. "You guys, this redskin just told me about an old Indian trail that's soooo much quicker."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565528)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778506)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:15 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249090)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault

Benghazi: September 11th, 2012

Diplomatic Attache, Kyle Bender Rudolph, when asked by confidant, Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens ,if they should leave through the back door where the waiting armored car was waiting, replied No, sir..just sit tight, the Marines are almost here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24565927)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 2:24 PM
Author: medicated box office filthpig

May 18, 1980, 8:32 AM: USGS geologist Rudolph Johnston, relaxing on a secluded ridge in the Cascades, sends a fateful radio message: "VANCOUVER! VANCOUVER! This is just a minor tremor, nothing to worry about here faggots."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24566030)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24569638)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24569475)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: diverse lime community account

September 11, 2001. Ziah bin-Rudolph storms the cockpit of a plane bound for SFO from Newark. He exclaims "These pussy Americans will sit back in their seats and die, better watch out Bush. I'm coming for that ass"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24569624)



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Date: December 4th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz arrogant forum candlestick maker

November 1, 2013: This cryptocurrency is a fad. No way BTC/LTC becomes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24569637)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone lavender dopamine casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25414809)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792454)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:10 PM
Author: Offensive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792489)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249097)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field

btc closed at $1,078.28 the date this was poasted. nocoiners celebrated as btc crashed later this month and went back below four figures, where it remained until 2017.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44156061)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: olive histrionic alpha kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46031819)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:54 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1928 - Taras Pyotr Rudolvschenko assures his family that "Comrade Stalin's Plan" would bring their Kharkiv farm "uninterrupted bounty."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24570990)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249106)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:26 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

216 BC - Commodus Gaius Rudolphicanus senses the Carthaginian troops led by Hannibal are weak in the center of their lines, and gleefully presses his advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571237)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: maniacal ebony university

lol i literally came here to do this exact one, well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24616914)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34930031)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:54 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38344681)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:16 AM
Author: emerald native

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249104)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: honey-headed at-the-ready multi-billionaire

December 7, 1941 Kermit Rudolph receives a radar operator report of a large flight of planes on their way to Pearl Harbor, and determines not to worry because those are our B-17s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571246)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249110)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: olive histrionic alpha kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46031822)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:46 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

April, 1939 - Minister de Guerre Jean Phillipe de Roudolphe gives a rousing speech to the assembled nobles at his Paris manse, emphatically declaring how "our brother Maginot's line is impenetrable and unflankable, and no Frenchman will ever surrender."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571381)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917159)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Fragrant navy dog poop

June 24, 1812 - Rudolpheon Bonaparte marches his Grand Armée across the Neman River, beginning his invasion of Russia. He was overheard advising his generals "This campaign shouldn't take too long, go ahead and pack lightly. Summertime in Moscow!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571417)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

73 - Rudolphus ben-Yair spits at the Roman soldiers hundreds of yards below, delighted that those goyim shitheads had no way of scaling Masada's walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571448)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:00 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse

October 1, 1908 -- Detroit industrialist Alexander S. Rudolph mocks Henry Ford's newest production, branding it the "Model TTT" in a press conference announcing his new investment plan: going "all in" on the steam carriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571515)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: honey-headed at-the-ready multi-billionaire

Lol at model TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571597)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

literally cackling/screeching with laughter at that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913702)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:14 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572682)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: buff wonderful pistol property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913616)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249116)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

950 BC (est) - Rudlakshmi Kaurava, overlooking the fields at Dharmakshetra, predicts a quick and bloodless victory for his side, once his "dumbass cousin Arjuna quits making useless small talk with that prole blue-skin charioteer."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571686)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572463)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1896 - Karthik Rudopjee, columnist for the Times of India, predicts that the newfangled "water closet will indubitably replace the street as every Hindustani household's toilet of choice" within the decade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571699)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572458)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Jet-lagged Elastic Band Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27610902)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

LOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929233)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249125)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Dead bawdyhouse partner

September, 1978: Rudolph "Pop" Herring selects Leroy Smith for the varsity squad, declaring that #23 will never amount to anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571747)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778541)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 2:43 AM
Author: Scarlet excitant address

August 29, 1992 -- Noted foreign terrorist Rudlfo 'Rudy' Rane, AKA 'The Rane of Terror' is confronted by former police officer John Cutter while attempting to make an escape from custody aboard a commercial jet airliner. Advised by Cutter to pick a consistent strategy in the chance game of roulette, Rane responded, "No thanks, I'm going to stick with always betting on red."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571771)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:18 PM
Author: iridescent effete windowlicker

No bumps in almost 8 years!!!! I love this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43296975)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1013 - Gunnar Rudalfarsson sleeps easy, figuring the sons and brothers of the man he killed outside last week's Althing will just "let it go."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24571883)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572457)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:19 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

1984, Stu Rudolph, General Manager of the Portland Trailblazers, argues vehemently for drafting Sam Bowie with the second pick in the draft. "You can't teach height, gentleman".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572701)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:23 AM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572716)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24616892)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:36 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24628043)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249124)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault

this is going to be a thousand post thread. all of them good...because, you know, you cant teach rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572719)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

freeing the rudolph meme from the space limitations of thread titles has been great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572878)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Flickering bat shit crazy puppy

April 21, 1491 - Jose Tavares Rudolpha, advisor to King John II of Portugal, pens his recommendation to deny funding to an upstart Genoa sailor trying to find a new route to India. Reasoning that the voyage would inevitably fail, Rudolpha ends his screed "let the fool sail off the edge of the fucking world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572893)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572912)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: bistre masturbator

i loved this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580509)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: Flickering bat shit crazy puppy

ty brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617214)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25682449)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:19 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249129)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1958 - Joao Gilberto do Rudolphinho, assistant manager to the Brazilian national soccer team, argues for leaving the teenaged Pele off the squad headed to Sweden, vehemently asserting that "he's just too young to make an impact this year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572951)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572958)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

1971 Ford Project Manager Chuck Rudolph demands extra leg room for rear passengers in the upcoming Pinto. "Listen buddy, I don't give a fuck where you have to put the gas tank, people gotta stretch out their legs!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24572984)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:49 PM
Author: diverse lime community account

180

Been there and done this. Don't buy a 2017 honda civic, the crash beams will kill you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617587)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

really? that's terrible. my first car was a civic and i loved it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24623922)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24627860)



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Date: December 21st, 2013 6:11 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

praise from Caesar. ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24687824)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249153)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

1813, Lake Erie. British Commander Robert Heriot Rudolph takes a long look through his spyglass at Oliver Hazard Perry on board the USS Lawrence. "That, old chums, is the look of a man who will most certainly yield his ship".



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573035)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26449755)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249157)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:39 AM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

July 15, 1999. Richard "Hitch" Rudolph emails mrsrrudolph@aol.com: "I can make Rory's wedding after all -- John-John's giving me a lift."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573040)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:41 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573042)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

Approx. 9 months BC - Rudolph, the shepherd's son, tells Mary from the next village that "everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573050)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573068)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: Flickering bat shit crazy puppy

Best in class

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573093)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24616885)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Passionate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26230265)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778561)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:38 PM
Author: Sienna milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32139103)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: buff wonderful pistol property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913629)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917179)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: drunken bateful tanning salon hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929793)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:22 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249172)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:43 AM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

From: jbrudolph@princetonreview.com

To: boardadmin@princetonreview.com

March 3, 2004, 2:52 pm

The move to VBB is a go. Who cares if some assholes think it sucks? What are those stupid faggots going to do about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573059)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:41 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24616883)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: pea-brained jap becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617611)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: coral irradiated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25842638)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Ultramarine Passionate Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26230260)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

Approx. 3 months BC - Rudolph the shepherd's son high-tails it for Gilead to avoid paying child support, figuring that "nobody will ever believe that dumb cunt's explanation."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573072)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: 180 corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24669132)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:48 AM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

April 7, 1952

Attn: Philip B. Perelman

Listen, Phil, stop being such a faggot and just sign the fucking seizure order. Those hairless pussies will roll over and kiss your ass just like they did for FDR. And even if they try some faggot shit, the Supreme Court's got our back.

- Harry R. Truman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573080)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

Mid-October, 1941 - Imperial Navy Commander Rudoroshito Takashi shares his initial plan for a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, boasting confidently to his superiors that "it will knock the Americans out of the Pacific permanently."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573105)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 11:57 AM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault

1996: somewhere in North Carolina

After finishing his masterpiece, a ball-bearing filled backpack filled with plastic explosive, Eric Robert Rudolph turned to his reflection in the mirror and smugly confided. I will set back gay-rights for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573119)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24616880)



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Date: August 29th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: diverse lime community account

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26230251)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: buff wonderful pistol property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913633)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:24 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249188)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:06 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

August 1996 - Unaware that he was pursuing his distant cousin, FBI Special Agent John Rudolph Maynes gave a press conference, telling the assembled reporters that the "Centennial Olympic Park bombing was Rudolph's last. He can't hold out in the forest for long, and we'll have him in custody in a matter of hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573161)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

1787, Paris. Rudloph Jefferson listens carefully to Sally Hemings' description of how slaves prevent unwanted pregnancy by eating collard greens and herbs. "Sounds like you've got it covered---now get over here, you saucy negress."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573176)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573291)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: coral irradiated ceo

180 for collard greens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25842706)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 1:37 PM
Author: khaki hall legal warrant

1908 - Rudolph Feuerbach, reviewing more applications for the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna, scoffs at the familiar name before him. "This Hitler chap has no drive, vision, or passion. Tell him to go back to Germany. Maybe someone there will find a use for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24573675)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24575536)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

1273 - Te Puna Rudaupai stays on Hawaiki, telling his neighbors they would "just get lost, as there's nothing out there but ocean."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24576658)



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Date: December 5th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

206 BC - Ruddlepplu-dai, Mongol warlord, prepares to take Beijing by infantry, telling his troops that "nothing is stopping us from just walking all the way there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24576691)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

R O F L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580427)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: vibrant soggy double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580493)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 4:13 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24581962)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: coral irradiated ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25842623)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: Sienna milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32139127)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:26 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249203)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:35 PM
Author: duck-like lake house sandwich

79 A.D.- Rudolphy the elder looks to the sky in pompeii and remarks "Thats just some faggot ash, I'm staying right where I am." And he did. Forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580505)



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Date: December 6th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

1593 Playwright Marlowe Rudolph is enjoying an evening of drinking and camraderie in south London. The evening takes an unpleasant turn when the bill, including an automatic 20% gratuity,is presented. "We'll see about this!" he thunders as he draws a dagger from his pocket.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24580588)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:15 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1481 - Miguel Hector Alvares de Rudolfa, Andalusian Jew, opens his door expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24585337)



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Date: December 7th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

1767 - Olamilekan Mbrudolph, carefree Yoruba tribesman, whistles in happiness at his general freedom on his way to "go see what those white savages want."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24585382)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 7:48 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24613148)



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Date: December 10th, 2013 11:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Impressive Coldplay Fan Gunner

The Family Rudolph is shockingly illustrious. Somehow their tentacles get into everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24614670)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: maniacal ebony university

June 20, 1815 - Marquis de La Rudolph receives a semaphore transmission from Nathan Rothschild of London, advising that Rothschild would purchase the Marquis's massive positions in British government consols at a slight discount to their then-market. The Marquis, laughing, and confident of Bonaparte's inevitable victory over the British at Waterloo due to the auspicious augury of a crow flying through his window, sends word by pigeon and draws up the bill of sale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617045)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:24 AM
Author: haunting ape national security agency

(antisemite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617160)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617163)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617497)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:25 AM
Author: maniacal ebony university

April 26, 1986 -- Rudolphka is asked by his comrades to play an impromptu game of "potato," as all of the boys at the plant were wont to do at lunchtime. (The game involved taking a potato and throwing it at one another until one person was hit -- that person would then take a shot of vodka, and the game would resume.) He initially declines, saying that Boris was home from work today tending to his ill daughter, and that no one would be there to monitor the turbine temperatures. His friends goad him, and Rudolphka, shrugging, figures it'll be fine and leave to play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617166)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:31 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617498)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707606)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:27 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249210)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 11:46 AM
Author: maniacal ebony university

Rudolphiokus of Macedon, the swineherd, 630 BC, to his friend Diogenes the shepherd: "Look. The kid's full of shit. There wasn't a wolf before, and there isn't one now. Your sheep are fine. Relax."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617261)



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Date: December 12th, 2013 9:42 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24623939)



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Date: May 9th, 2020 7:03 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40180371)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

25 Kislev, 2 BC: Judean rebel David ben Rudolph laughs at his Maccabeean compatriots, wondering how that idiot Judah expected to reanoint the Temple with a pot of oil that would clearly only last the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24617474)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:44 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24667525)



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Date: December 14th, 2013 6:35 PM
Author: Stimulating Impressive Coldplay Fan Gunner

1946: Louis Rudolph Slotin tells Enrico Fermi, "Stop trying to get in the way of research. Tickling the dragon's tail is safe. My hand never slips."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24640765)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: motley insanely creepy piazza cuckoldry

399 BC: the Athenian counsel assigned public defender Rudolphicles to the city-state's 3rd superseding indictment charging Socrates with corrupting the youth. He advised the defendant "look, no way can we win this thing with witnesses, just apologize, say you're a gadlfy etc. etc. and we'll be out of here at noon and meetup at Gorgias' house for mead and sodomy."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24667560)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:44 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24667889)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27602268)



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Date: December 18th, 2013 3:35 PM
Author: indigo affirmative action

1944 - Pvt. Rudolph Slovik: "Now seems like a good time for some R & R!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24667824)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

I'm bumping to implore the OP to grace us with some more of these vignettes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24900875)



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Date: January 26th, 2014 7:06 PM
Author: Electric nursing home

you are such a bitch lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#24900929)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778674)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

1854 - Capt. George Rudolph Yorkesmythe, 4th Earl of Lancaster, assures Maj. Gen. James Brudenell, 7th Earl of Cardigan, that Lord Raglan's orders were to "commence a full-frontal assault with the Light Brigade."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25409438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778685)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:14 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

2567 BCE - Egyptian engineer Rudlotep demands a more modern, square-roofed look for Pharaoh Khufu's eventual resting place, asserting that "this faggy pointy-top pyramid thing will never stand the test of time."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25409464)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778679)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:55 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917191)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48155658)



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Date: April 19th, 2014 3:29 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

1914 - Yugo-Slav nationalist Zivojin Rudalfjovic presses a .380 pistol into Gavrilo Princip's hand, telling his young compatriot that the upcoming actions would ensure a long peace and prosperity for the Balkans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25409535)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: frum yarmulke area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25414792)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

768 - Jafarudolf, Persian vizier, counsels his daughter to "make her stories short and finish them each night, so the King may fall into slumber satisfied."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25414710)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26170195)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:49 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26441742)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:29 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249223)



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Date: April 20th, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

597 BCE - Reudop, Thracian slave, puts the finishing touches on his prized moralistic short story, in which a wealthy grasshopper is able to gain food for the winter through successful and relatively easy commodity market manipulation, extracting rents from those faggot prole ants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25414768)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

180 for 'Reudop'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26170198)



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Date: June 3rd, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Idiotic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25681359)



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Date: June 30th, 2014 1:05 AM
Author: Rambunctious racy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25842615)



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Date: July 6th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

July 5, 2014 - Rudolph, temporarily aghast at the realization that he has wasted ten years of his life poasting on AutoAdmit, poetically vows that this time really, truly is the last.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#25879434)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778697)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious racy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26140195)



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Date: August 16th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

I reiterate that this is an excellent thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26140238)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

TCR. Maybe one of my all-time favorites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26170164)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: supple trust fund

June 15th 1947

Rudolphdas Gandhi writes to Pandit Nehru "Give Jinnah whatever he wants. How bad can a Pakistan next door be?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26170263)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 3:31 AM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26441706)



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Date: August 20th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

Paul George's agent, Jamal Rudolph, tells his client "There's no greater honor than representing the USA, even if it's not an Olympic year."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26170345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:03 AM
Author: Dashing citrine associate stage

this the shit i like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26441775)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

August 6, 1945 - Taiki Rudorufu steps off the train from Osaka, bags in hand and family in tow. “We have a very bright future ahead of us here” he tells his wife Juria, a slight grin on his face as he tallies up his debts in Osaka. “Good luck collecting now, faggots” he chuckles to himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26441837)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess

August 9, 1945 - Hiroshi Rudorufu receives a phone call, informing him of the death of his brother. “I told that faggot to stay put!” Hiroshi yells. “I’ll be dammed if I make such a stupid mistake” he tells his wife Bokkusu, before leaving for the horse races.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26441868)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

love the sibling angle here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26442417)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

Sibling angle is great, but he should edit to write the Rudolph names in the Japanese style: Rudorofu Hiroshi, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26442584)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26442846)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:33 AM
Author: emerald native

both are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249266)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

Approx. 65 million years BCE - Rudplodocus shrugs at the sight of the massive asteroid approaching Earth, adjusts his 15 ton bulk to better catch the remaining sunlight, and continues to lazily graze near the river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26442624)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26442847)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

Approx. 2 million years BCE - Homo rudolfensis gnaws on a tuber near modern-day Lake Tanzania, pausing to laugh at his idiot neighbors for wasting time trying to sharpen rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26442934)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

i like "Homo rudolfensis"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26443021)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

LOL. brother, I was going to make this one about homo rudolphis mocking his circa 6 million BCE compatriots for trying to "balance on their hind legs," but when I looked up the timeframe I learned that homo rudolfensis IS REAL, existed in East Africa 2 million years ago, and died out - possibly from not adopting stone tools unlike its cousin homo habilis despite rudolfensis' larger brains. NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26444231)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 4:40 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

lol, 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26444354)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: appetizing mentally impaired stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26445432)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:42 AM
Author: Rambunctious racy locus

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26448296)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: exciting deranged toilet seat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107567)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107672)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Talented resort

180 holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107692)



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Date: August 9th, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

Best "life imitates xo" of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28513253)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: curious public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28519739)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous coffee pot

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778387)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31698845)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:07 PM
Author: Charcoal vigorous coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792476)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31715641)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Sienna milk indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32139154)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: buff wonderful pistol property

180 simglitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913673)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32914285)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Vengeful spectacular shrine depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32916957)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: gaped stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929720)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:37 PM
Author: swollen faggotry market

180. Rudolph pwnage evolutionarily confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38119723)



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Date: May 15th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38237806)



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Date: June 5th, 2019 3:53 PM
Author: self-centered prole new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38344678)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: vivacious principal's office sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39701803)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707609)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 11:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Preventive Strike Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40690572)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: emerald native

LMFAO this may be the best one yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249276)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:57 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Chartreuse Preventive Strike Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41619386)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:56 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#42075659)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:14 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field

this is like the third time this poast has made me little tear up laughing irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43296958)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:39 PM
Author: Irate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44156023)



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Date: November 8th, 2022 12:04 AM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45454729)



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Date: February 19th, 2023 9:39 AM
Author: blathering center dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45953756)



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Date: October 2nd, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Startled hateful patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48156261)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:34 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249269)



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Date: October 2nd, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

753 BC - Rodilius, construction foreman on the new urban infrastructure project, assures Romulus and Remus that work "should be substantially completed by the end of the day."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26444588)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527661)



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Date: April 16th, 2017 2:25 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

REALLY underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33086570)



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Date: October 3rd, 2014 3:23 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 2, 1948 - Thomas K. Rudolph, assistant managing editor of the Chicago Tribune, chuckles as he leafs through the Gallup poll results, satisfied that "no shithead Missouri dirt farmer" would disrupt the next morning's headline.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26448258)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28490958)



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Date: October 4th, 2014 10:27 PM
Author: Rambunctious racy locus

http://imgon.net/di-3DX4.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26457951)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor

July 21st, 1959: Comfortably wearing a pink angora sweater, Edward D. Rudolph, Jr. sits back and imagines the money his sci-fi/horror epic will bring in at the box office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527583)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

lol. great moniker, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527656)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor

TYTY. Yours has always given me joy as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527663)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527702)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship

2014. Jean Cluade Rudolph, a junior official from Belgium working for the WHO in Africa, uses a series of glottal clicks to communicate to the natives that the high protein content, ready availability, and relative safety of bushmeat makes it a nutritious and economical dietary supplement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527697)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26527709)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31222790)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: buff wonderful pistol property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913679)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249283)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 3:16 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

December 1, 2014 - Rudolph again swears he can go cold turkey, penning another heartfelt goodbye poast to the legions of misfits that mock his every wager.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&mc=268&forum_id=2#25879434

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#26872121)



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Date: April 10th, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27664301)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#29936769)



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Date: July 13th, 2020 3:55 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

lol again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40600788)



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Date: August 20th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

yup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40785320)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:35 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249286)



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Date: January 20th, 2021 2:47 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4744557&mc=27&forum_id=2

jesus fucking christ, again? rudolph, give your fucking balls a tug and just accept that you really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41792299)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:14 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

January 2, 2015 - University of Oregon defensive line coach Rudolph Aiken draws up a scheme for the National Championship Game heavy on pass coverage, reasoning that his front four would "easily stand their own" against Ohio State's offensive line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107438)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:59 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 10, 1975 - National Weather Service forecaster John H. McRudolph radios "all clear on the downbound route" to the Duluth/Superior shipping fleet, confident his models were overstating the severity of the approaching storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107938)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:06 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

June 16, 1551 - Edmunde Foullon de Rudolphe, royal advisor to the House of Valois, assures King Henri II that participation in the upcoming tournament is "necessary to sow the strong image that will reap years of healthy rule."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27107963)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27286023)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: zippy odious cumskin keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778363)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

September 1900 - Samuel Bartlett Rudolph, attorney to Thomas "Black Jack" Ketchum, reassures his client that "nobody is going to hang you just for stopping an engine."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27109805)



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Date: February 4th, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: bistre masturbator

February 1, 2015 - Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Rudolph Carroll spurns Darrell Bevell's suggestion to ride Marshawn Lynch on a 1-yard draw to a second straight Super Bowl title, instead favoring a quick slant into the end zone, arguing that "worst case, it's an incomplete pass and we'll still have our final timeout in order to run Lynch on 3rd and 4th downs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27248523)



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Date: February 10th, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: puce talking cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27286030)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27599637)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor

September 17, 1944: Lieutenant-General Rudolph Horrocks tells his men of the XXX Corps to stop for afternoon tea. "We have the time," he says. "I'm sure the airborne forces haven't met with complications at Arnhem."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#27602266)



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Date: August 5th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: bistre masturbator

June 12, 1981: Harvey Rudolph, M.D. and board-certified dermatologist, was examining a 15 year old female. Upon seeing a mole on her upper lip, he noted to her mother that "while I'm not particularly worried that it may become skin cancer, it's better to be safe than sorry. And in any case, your daughter Cindy will almost surely be glad that it was removed, you know, for aesthetic purposes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28485709)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Mahogany garrison

Cot damn. Cindy Crawford is almost 50?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28490336)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 11:12 AM
Author: Mahogany garrison

August 6, 1945: Ching Chong Rudolph in Hiroshima, Japan. Hey, check out that pretty falling star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28490339)



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Date: September 17th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: drab temple digit ratio

okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28778723)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:52 PM
Author:  reading party lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#30193710)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor

December 6, 1969--After being turned away from the stage by The Rolling Stones' security, Rudolph Hunter grabs his revolver and heads back, because "those pansies will know who's boss now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28490951)



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Date: August 6th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Mahogany garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28490957)



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Date: August 7th, 2015 8:14 PM
Author: territorial aphrodisiac striped hyena

1978 -- New York Giants offensive coordinator Antonio Rudolph rebuffs quarterback Joe Piscarik's offer to kneel to run out the clock, saying "Don't be a pussy; give the ball to Csonka and tell him to run over that faggot Edwards!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28504056)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Mahogany garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28519631)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 9:35 AM
Author: Mahogany garrison

November 20, 1960 -- Frank Rudolph Gifford in the huddle: THROW ME THE BALL! That faggot Chuck Bednarik is slow. I've been beating him like a drum all day. RIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#28519637)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: olive histrionic alpha kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32139027)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:04 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

August 2006 - Convinced her alcohol problems were "just a phase," music industry manager Mark Rudolph helps client Amy Winehouse pen a catchy retort to his colleagues "trying to make her go to rehab."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#29005857)



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Date: October 20th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: bistre masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#29005883)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: Lascivious knife international law enforcement agency

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#29695310)



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Date: February 28th, 2016 3:25 PM
Author:  background story hell

July 14, 2015: During a meeting to discuss campaign strategy, Steven Rudolph Jr. assures Jeb Bush that Donald Trump's unexpected surge in the polls could only be a good thing for the campaign and should be allowed to play out.

"Don't worry, our fundamentals are far better than Trump's," he says, while opening a Five-Hour Energy for another late night of work. "Besides, other than immigration, what can he even attack us on?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#29936927)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:46 PM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#30193671)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31474025)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: Glittery stubborn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31780893)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: pink crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32129502)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:37 AM
Author: emerald native

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249307)



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Date: April 3rd, 2016 12:51 PM
Author: doobsian sickened selfie

December 13th, 1963 New Bedford, Mass.

Rudolph Hathaway, several years after receiving stock in the Berkshire Hathaway Textile company after his family's mill was acquired, decides to dispose of his entire stake, amounting to 3% of the outstanding shares, on the open marketplace at $19.50.

When questioned by his broker, Hathaway cited that he was uncomfortable with the recent change in the management of the company and that he was skeptical of the new leadership's attempt to diversify into the life insurance business: "What's this failing textile company gonna do in the long term? That new young Buffett guy who just took it over is probably gonna run it into the ground - he doesn't even have experience in the rag trade!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#30193696)



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Date: November 2nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Glittery stubborn sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31780903)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32917200)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249317)



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Date: September 14th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Sinister jade deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31404625)



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Date: September 23rd, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

New England 27, Houston 0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31472661)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31698841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 1:15 AM
Author:  state police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31791598)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 4, 2016 - Clinton campaign field office manager Jeff Rudolph contentedly sips a latte in his Philadelphia operations center, the latest polls affirming that his white Rust Belt audience considered racism and misogyny a more compelling message than their own economic wellbeing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31918493)



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Date: November 15th, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

November 6, 2016 - Staffer JaMichael K. Rudolph of the Detroit field office issues his own report to his superiors at the HRC campaign, stating that black turnout in Michigan's inner cities would be high enough for Clinton to carry the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31918535)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 8:43 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

November 9, 2016. Venkatesh Ponnurudolph, the ADA project chief programmer, schedules a series of post-election interviews with the tech press explaining how "big data made Hillary's smart campaign invincible."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32133335)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32133485)



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Date: December 14th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Claret Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32139002)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913487)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:38 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249323)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 2:16 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43296971)



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Date: November 17th, 2016 11:07 PM
Author: concupiscible theater stage

From: Senator Harry Reidolph

To: hilldawg@wjcoffice.com

For fuck's sake, Hill, stop worrying about this filibuster shit. It's gone and those Republican dorks are toast for at least one more presidential cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#31937712)



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Date: January 26th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: brindle stead psychic

122 AD: Senator Rudolph irate that Roman taxes will pay for Hadrian's wall, maintains it's an engineering impossibility that the barbarians won't respect anyway. Opines behind closed doors that Hadrian just hasn't met the right woman yet and once he does he'll chill the fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32464102)



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Date: March 16th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32844191)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Galvanic fortuitous meteor

March 23, 2017: Republican Congressman Rudolph 'Rudy' Haveril of Arizona expresses his 'unqualified support' for his party's healthcare reform proposal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913495)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913711)



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Date: March 25th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Avocado mad cow disease whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32913748)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:24 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929245)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249327)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: diverse lime community account

Palaeopharsalos, Greece, 48 BCE.

After months of sporadic clashes with the forces of one Gaius Julius Caesar, the army of Gnaeus Pompeius Rudolfus has them surrounded and cut off from supplies. Although they have nearly four times as many troops and could easily wait for the rebels to starve, Rudolfus listens to the advice of his fellow senators that he should mop them up so they can all return to Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929306)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:23 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38925622)



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Date: March 27th, 2017 2:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone church building

REDDITALERT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#32929797)



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Date: September 4th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: Awkward home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34134127)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

May 29, 1830 - Rudoquoyah, Cherokee tribesman, passionately voices his support for negotiating with the state of Georgia over the tribe's land, asking rhetorically "What do you think the white savages will do - forcibly march us beyond the West?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33080020)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

June 25, 1876: Thathanka Rudolanhpa (Wagers-With-Heavens), Hunkpapa scout for the 7th Cavalry Regiment, informs General George Armstrong Custer that the Sioux encampment at Little Bighorn "can't be more than 800 braves, and the Greasy Grass hill is the perfect high ground to mount an attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#33080111)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

May 22, 2010 - Papa John's delivery boy Albert Einstein Rudolph audibly scoffs at his customer's suggestion of taking a tip in Bitcoin, preferring hard currency he could spend on beer to some faggy magic internet beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792443)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:04 PM
Author: Offensive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792453)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Offensive mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34792490)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

636 A.D. General Rodolphius of the Eastern Roman Empire ignores pleas to defend the Syrian borders and reports to Emperor Heraclius that everything is fine since they defeated Luis's army and dismisses the Arab army invading as "a bunch of weird dorks"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34928533)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

1895: Italian General Rodolfo Faggieri reports there is "no way in hell" they need reinforcements against "a bunch of niggers in loinclothes" in Abyssinia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34928542)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249329)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

1941: Soviet spy Rodzianko aka "Rudolph" reports to Stalin that there is a better chance of Britain surrendering than Hitler invading the USSR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34928555)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 3:21 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

1984 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room, a scout by name of Rudolph states: "This jordan fag is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

2007 Portland Trail Blazers Draft Room: Special Assistant to the GM Rudolph Jr.: "This Durant kid is a twink. What we NEED is a center down low that can punish defenders!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34928579)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:39 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249332)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:14 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

1218 AD: The Emperor of the Khwarezmid Empire, Al-Ruudolf Muhammad II sees the NOWAG envoys from some TTT Nomadic tribes sent to "trade" with them. Seeing that they're jsut TTT Nowag NOMADS reeking of goat milk, he kills some of the and insults them by shaving their beards and calls them NOWAGS and sends them back to their khan, with some weird chink name like CHINKGIS or some shit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34930062)



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Date: December 15th, 2017 6:18 PM
Author: garnet base water buffalo

November 8, 1989, East Berlin. Rudolph Schmidt, tired of his life in communist East Germany, tries to cross the border into West Berlin and gets shot by the guards. The next day, the Wall falls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#34930081)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: Thriller queen of the night bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36628193)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35716699)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 6:21 AM
Author: Onyx Chapel Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#35922936)



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Date: May 11th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#36027978)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

May 18, 2011 - French statesman Henri Depussy-Rudolphe audibly scoffs at a Paris street preacher's warning that "Notre Dame herself will burn with shame at her country's acceptance of these invaders," farting silently on the man as he passes towards his office to finish drafting a proposal to assist the assimilation of Muslim refugees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38119754)



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Date: April 21st, 2019 4:02 PM
Author: laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone

August 3, 2016: Hillary Rudolph Clinton assures her husband that "Wisconsin is a lock — we don't need to campaign there."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38120012)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:50 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

June 1779 - Rudesino Tilly, Spanish artillery master, assures his leader Martin Alvarez de Sotomayor that Gibraltar will take no time at all to fall before their fleet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38335885)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:51 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

A/N - in another sim glitch, the names are 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38335894)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: frum yarmulke area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38674633)



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Date: October 3rd, 2019 6:22 PM
Author: Floppy Therapy Persian

Still an excellent thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38925619)



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Date: October 6th, 2019 8:23 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

well, that kills it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#38939056)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707324)



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Date: January 2nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39365278)



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Date: March 5th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: bright clown church

February 1, 2020 - CDC's Dr. Messonnier-Rodolphe rebukes alarmist reports on the novel virus, stating "China's coronavirus is unlikely to cross the oceans so we see a low probability of community spread. There is no need for sending out test kits at the moment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39701794)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:40 PM
Author: turquoise dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39895028)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 2:42 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707322)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: zippy odious cumskin keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39707599)



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Date: March 10th, 2020 1:25 AM
Author: honey-headed at-the-ready multi-billionaire

January 20, 1347 Kaffa: Viktor Rudolphoyvch, upon seeing his fellow Crimeans fall ill, decides to take a vacation to Italy, remarking, “it’s just like the flu.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39727370)



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Date: March 29th, 2020 8:37 PM
Author: crawly snowy spot tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#39895011)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40042604)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author:  theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40483854)



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Date: July 24th, 2020 2:54 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

lol. in another 180 simglitch, the moniker autopseudonymizer rach built tagged all JCM's poasts ITT as "Ungodly Odious Bbw."

Date: March 25th, 2017 12:26 PM

Author: Ungodly Odious Bbw

this entire thread is an uninflated 180, holy fuck

shit like this is why i still come back to this boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40653658)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:40 AM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41249337)



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Date: July 31st, 2020 10:48 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

1738 - Rappahannock youth Oliver Augustine Rudolph counsels his young friend George to "just hide the hatchet and blame the cherry tree thing on the Locke kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#40690517)



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Date: November 3rd, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41248978)



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Date: December 26th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: Topaz trip boiling water step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#41619204)



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Date: March 9th, 2021 3:47 PM
Author: beta son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#42075610)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:43 PM
Author: Dead bawdyhouse partner

1919:

President Rhudrow Wilson, shamed by being derisively referred to in the media as "Kaiser Wilson," reasons that "another constitutional amendment won't hurt anyone" and calls a special session of congress to make sure it gets through.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#42082347)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:17 AM
Author: honey-headed at-the-ready multi-billionaire

November 2020, Dr. Tony Rudolphi assures the United States that mRNA vaccines are 95% effective against COVID-19 infection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43235765)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 1:31 PM
Author:  athletic conference pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#43296734)



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Date: March 15th, 2022 10:36 PM
Author: Black hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44156006)



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Date: March 19th, 2022 4:21 PM
Author: emerald native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44180027)



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Date: March 20th, 2022 1:18 AM
Author: Mahogany garrison

Feb. 2022: To Be Fair Rudolph predicts Kyiv will fall in 48 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44182535)



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Date: June 26th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author:  cowardly kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44747499)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:25 AM
Author: pink crackhouse

September 3, 1968 - Frustrated with their lack of success leading cross-border attacks against Israel, Narud Al-Fatah suggests to Yasser Arafat and George Habash that it would be "much easier if we just turned around and took over all of Jordan instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44980446)



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Date: August 8th, 2022 2:37 AM
Author: laughsome twinkling uncleanness telephone

May 10, 1941 - Deputy Führer Rudolf Hess flies to Scotland, confident that his planned attempt to negotiate with the British will win him the praise and respect of Adolf Hitler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#44980470)



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Date: December 8th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

January 23, 1959 - Ural Polytechnic Institute student Semyon Rudolyovich smugly flaunts the route book for his upcoming trek to the rest of the student hiking club members, none of whom were selected for the Grade III certification expedition led by his friend and comrade Igor Dyatlov.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45604698)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control Grizzly Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45617341)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Nofapping Nibblets Locale

Lol at you spending half a day sorting through threads to find this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45617401)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control Grizzly Volcanic Crater

Lol It was at the top of a search for Rudolph you stupid kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45617418)



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Date: December 11th, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

December 11, 2022 - Smugly satisfied that it would alleviate the mocking he was being subjected to, longtime XO regular Frank Lloyd Wrongdolph bumps an old thread, reasoning that no poaster would ever be associated with incorrectness to the extent Rudolph was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#45617453)



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Date: March 9th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: White Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46031820)



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Date: May 16th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46317113)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:33 PM
Author: Autistic Flirting Field

05/08/2018 - While discussing different controller options with a Best Buy employee, OceanGate Expeditions founder and CEO Stockton Rush brusquely says "Look dude, I'm a Princeton Engineer. The Logitech controller is just as good as the PS4 authentic. Ok? I'm on a budget and I'm not paying an extra $40 for name brand."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46460103)



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Date: June 22nd, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic gay meetinghouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#46460113)



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Date: December 24th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

December 2013 - Regular Autoadmit poaster and target of derision Rudolph, an aging Philadelphia-area lawyer and losing sports gambler, makes another prediction on the site, nihilistically confident that in ten years XO will no longer exist and all memory of his participation will be lost to the wind like the scattered seeds of a once-proud dandelion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#47208977)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: pink crackhouse

Jan 1, 2024 -

Rudolph doubles down on his pre-game prediction that he's "never been more sure of anything than 'Bama over Michigan" by smugly shitting on J.J. McCarthy and confidently stating the quarterback would throw a game-ending pick with 4 minutes left, leading McCarthy to engineer the game-tying drive after 26 minutes of second-half offensive futility, go on to win the game in overtime, and be awarded the Rose Bowl Offensive MVP award.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#47237849)



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Date: January 1st, 2024 8:46 PM
Author:  theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#47237799)



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Date: September 6th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: cyan marvelous marketing idea den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2430300&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48056942)