Sad How Most Golfers Will Never Get a Hole In One In Their Lifetime
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 14th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
you get 4 opportunities per round to do something really really fucking hard.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337483) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
we're not talking pros or the like, who are the only ones who can drive the greeen of a par 4
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337512) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
(gook playing at an executive course his entire life to brag he's a scratch golfer)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337583) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
what kind of regulation course has 5 par 3's?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337597) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
*doobs scanning directory of all US courses*
srs ive never seen. one course i played as a kid had 3 3's, 3 5's and 12 4's. the front nine only had one 3 and one 5. it made it kind of boring to have a bunch of 4's. nice to have a mix of different holes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337612) |
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Date: November 16th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
ty
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48346546) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
nobody cares about your stupid anecdote. the general issue of holes in one is far more interesting
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337525) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
your pager is beeping. go answer it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337599) |
Date: November 14th, 2024 2:28 PM Author: cowstack
I don't care about that at all
That's like a poker player being upset about never being dealt suited connectors and flopping a straight flush over straight flush and quads hit on turn with all the money in (happened to me twice)
In golf, literally my only goal is playing a full round with 1 ball
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337513) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
retarded poast. flopping a straight flush is just pure luck. in golf, a hi1 is obviously a ton of luck but there's a skill element.
the better you are, the more chances you'll have to get very close.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337529) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
it's luck in the sense that if you take all of the weekend hack golfers in the world, none have the skill to actually make a hole in one on any reliable basis, so the ones that do make it just got lucky
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337596) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,..,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::,.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48341576) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
why is it bizarre? it's perfectly clear
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48341664) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:16 PM Author: cowstack
I didn't just say flopping a straight flush, dipshit
Read the rest of the post. Getting 2 guys to put all their chips in without the nuts is not pure luck
How about an NBA player making a full court shot? Is that a more simple analogy for your pea brain? None of them gives a fuck about not making one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339372) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
the nba analogy is stupid bc players dont take full court shots in regulation except in rare occassions. every golfer has 4 par 3's per round.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339430) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
except most golfers do want a HiO, even if you dont care
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339604) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:47 PM Author: cowstack
And every NBA player who heaves a half or full court shot wants it to go in
And they play 82 games and 100s of scrimmages
You lose
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339610) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
no nba player will feel their career is incomplete if they never make a full court shot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339636) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
and most golfers wish they will make a HiO
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339732) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
jfc stfu
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339755) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
false. they make holes in one in practice rounds much more than they do in competition rounds. in competition rounds they might not be trying for a hole in one for a variety of reasons, plus pga greens and pin placements are wicked. if they played on regular courses theyd make them more.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337568) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:40 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
cr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337584) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
also never forget this big john rahm shot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6E7L7XeKA
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337587)
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Date: November 14th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48337602) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
JT and bryson, per the internet
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339571) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48341887) |
Date: November 14th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: cowstack
Another reason I don't give a FUCK about hole in one... MANY eagles (and albatross) are 100x more impressive than holing a par 3 with your iron off a short tee
99% of the HiO brags on Reddit are idiots hitting it from the red tee (eg, 70 yards away) which I would be EMBARRASSED to tell anyone about
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339348) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 11:09 PM Author: cowstack
The average PGA has a left / right dispersion of 10 yards with a 7-IRON
Holing a wood off the tee is pure luck
I've come within a foot on my 2nd shot to eagle on par 5 a few times
That seems lucky as well
None of us was aiming for the specific spot that the ball dropped
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48339724) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
lol @ this autistic crusade to prove a HiO isn't skill
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48340208) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
180
an honest 8 isnt an average golfer, breh. the average golfer seems to be bogey golfer
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48341788) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
yet some autistic gook itt is saying nobody cares.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48341886) |
Date: November 19th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πΏοΈ )
Have you all seen what dechambeau is doing with his Arab oil millions? Hole in one over his new house. He’s on day 5 now I think.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WkyLnQGjNfU
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48356309) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:09 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
180. but some weird gook on xo told me nobody cares abotu HiO's
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48356335) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
low iq schtick? nobody said HiOs are more important than major titles, dumb fuck
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48356475) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:27 PM Author: cowstack
Nobody said that "nobody cares about them" either.
I said that *I* don't care about it and nobody cares enough to be sad about never getting one
Asking how many Tiger got is not an assertion that you think it's more important than majors, it's proving that literally nobody gives a FUCK
HOLF SHIT you are dumb
Veddy sorry about your ESL broken English and midwit shitstain brain, ultra gook bitch boi loser
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5634201&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4942357",#48358462) |
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