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Goldman Sachs Special Situations Group

How prestigious? What do they do?
green glittery regret hissy fit
  01/31/16
I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just ...
plum principal's office nowag
  02/27/17
DevGru shit
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nighttime weed whacker
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work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US
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Hot contagious ape
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Free-loading Impressive Sanctuary Windowlicker
  05/20/22
SEAL Team 6 cover jobs
frum property
  01/31/16
got beaten to it :(
frum property
  01/31/16
Essentially demigods
Stirring translucent ratface sweet tailpipe
  01/31/16
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
green glittery regret hissy fit
  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
go fuck yourself JJC
snowy space
  03/23/16
180
snowy space
  05/20/22
JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
flickering fortuitous meteor
  05/20/22
can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do th...
frozen magical national security agency becky
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Filthy Aromatic Meetinghouse People Who Are Hurt
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deranged theater stage
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titillating disrespectful ticket booth
  02/26/18
Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
Crystalline Police Squad
  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
Crystalline Police Squad
  01/31/16
no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
Crystalline Police Squad
  01/31/16
they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
Crystalline Police Squad
  01/31/16
sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
talking brethren
  01/31/16
Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
Stirring translucent ratface sweet tailpipe
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Red bull headed institution
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Dark exciting home antidepressant drug
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I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make becaus...
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snowy space
  03/23/16
There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who ...
sable heady mother fat ankles
  01/31/16
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Self-centered Tanning Salon Double Fault
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federal rebellious goyim
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lol
vigorous community account point
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The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded broth...
Sexy crotch
  01/31/16
"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have...
federal rebellious goyim
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Lake kitty
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Lemon Azn Kitchen
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Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of ...
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Topaz immigrant telephone
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Lol
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pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel
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Red bull headed institution
  02/01/16
i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why
bateful piazza
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white spectacular patrolman
  03/23/16
omg 180
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buck-toothed office wrinkle
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Lemon Azn Kitchen
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Disgusting Doobsian Hominid
  02/26/18
basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap
Swashbuckling Fishy Therapy
  01/31/16
Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
poppy university half-breed
  01/31/16
what are hours/culture like in this group?
green glittery regret hissy fit
  01/31/16
Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, th...
federal rebellious goyim
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Topaz immigrant telephone
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rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains....
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Vivacious Crimson Dilemma
  06/01/17
was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few year...
electric feces
  01/31/16
LOL @ these guys
charismatic mauve rehab gaming laptop
  01/31/16
? i kinda admire that they were able to think up somethi...
electric feces
  02/01/16
I can see what your saying about how you have to respect som...
charismatic mauve rehab gaming laptop
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"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent...
pea-brained lilac base indirect expression
  03/23/16
jewish as FUARK
outnumbered appetizing ladyboy
  02/05/16
As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be sig...
Emerald Medicated Coldplay Fan
  01/31/16
this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to ...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds&q...
Emerald Medicated Coldplay Fan
  01/31/16
by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldma...
talking brethren
  01/31/16
how can i invest in this?
Transparent ungodly indian lodge
  02/01/16
Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clien...
bipolar round eye whorehouse
  03/23/16
SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictat...
flatulent internet-worthy theatre
  01/31/16
Sounds like a fucking TV show Goldman Sachs: Special Situ...
rambunctious pit
  01/31/16
*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran* C.O. Blankfein: &quo...
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great job in caracas guys
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: green glittery regret hissy fit

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: plum principal's office nowag

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: bronze slap-happy nibblets

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: laughsome flushed stain



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: federal rebellious goyim



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: bateful piazza



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Avocado bat shit crazy friendly grandma stage



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: buck-toothed office wrinkle



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: titillating disrespectful ticket booth



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Lime exhilarant business firm

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: comical national haunted graveyard



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Claret marvelous nursing home foreskin



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
Author: Hot contagious ape



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: Free-loading Impressive Sanctuary Windowlicker



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: frum property

SEAL Team 6 cover jobs

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: frum property

got beaten to it :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722199)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Stirring translucent ratface sweet tailpipe

Essentially demigods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722197)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: talking brethren

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: green glittery regret hissy fit

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722233)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: talking brethren

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: snowy space

go fuck yourself JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30121584)



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: snowy space

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: flickering fortuitous meteor

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: frozen magical national security agency becky

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722211)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Filthy Aromatic Meetinghouse People Who Are Hurt



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Arousing halford



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: federal rebellious goyim



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: Lake kitty



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: Balding greedy garrison



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: clear dopamine temple



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: deranged theater stage



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: titillating disrespectful ticket booth



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: Crystalline Police Squad

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: talking brethren

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Crystalline Police Squad

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: talking brethren

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Crystalline Police Squad

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: talking brethren

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Crystalline Police Squad

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: talking brethren

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Stirring translucent ratface sweet tailpipe

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Red bull headed institution



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: Dark exciting home antidepressant drug



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: glassy son of senegal generalized bond

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: snowy space



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: sable heady mother fat ankles

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Self-centered Tanning Salon Double Fault

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

----

That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible reading party



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: indigo bawdyhouse ceo



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: federal rebellious goyim



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: vigorous community account point

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Sexy crotch

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: federal rebellious goyim

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Self-centered Tanning Salon Double Fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Lake kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Salmon big plaza philosopher-king

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: bronze slap-happy nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Crimson Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Lemon Azn Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: razzle twinkling uncleanness milk

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#47909175)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: flesh public bath

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Duck-like fragrant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Apoplectic address

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Red bull headed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: bateful piazza

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Sticky gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: white spectacular patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: cerebral angry wagecucks

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Talented Orchestra Pit Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: buck-toothed office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Brindle painfully honest cruise ship sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: high-end menage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: Lemon Azn Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Disgusting Doobsian Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Therapy

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: poppy university half-breed

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: green glittery regret hissy fit

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: federal rebellious goyim

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: mint locale

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: buck-toothed office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Crimson Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: electric feces

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: charismatic mauve rehab gaming laptop

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: electric feces

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: charismatic mauve rehab gaming laptop

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: pea-brained lilac base indirect expression

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: outnumbered appetizing ladyboy

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Emerald Medicated Coldplay Fan

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: talking brethren

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Emerald Medicated Coldplay Fan

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: talking brethren

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Transparent ungodly indian lodge

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: bipolar round eye whorehouse

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: flatulent internet-worthy theatre

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: rambunctious pit

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Lake kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: federal rebellious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: white spectacular patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30121344)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Galvanic ivory gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30121356)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: cerebral angry wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32234978)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: buck-toothed office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710308)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Brindle painfully honest cruise ship sneaky criminal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Vivacious Crimson Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444100)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: wonderful bright mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444108)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Disgusting Doobsian Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#35495089)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44730695)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Topaz immigrant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29868397)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Self-centered Tanning Salon Double Fault

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: buck-toothed office wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33444084)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: provocative partner kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#35093911)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: wonderful bright mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#35093915)



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: deranged theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#38713208)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44730690)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#45703595)



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle domesticated crackhouse black woman

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#35122104

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: nighttime weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#46945583)



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: zarathustra

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49561157)