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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Opaque Base
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
lime roommate
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Wonderful community account pozpig
  12/12/25
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racy awkward circlehead black woman
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
big drunken theatre codepig
  12/12/25
easy
Cordovan heaven
  12/12/25
lol ok man
racy awkward circlehead black woman
  12/12/25
...
elite sound barrier french chef
  12/12/25
...
seedy halford
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
dead supple chapel nibblets
  12/12/25
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Costumed Fuchsia Theater Stage
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
cerise chest-beating dragon
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
razzle stage
  12/12/25
...
lime roommate
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Opaque Base
  12/12/25
...
Charismatic hilarious garrison dog poop
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Hateful khaki goal in life
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
ungodly impressive faggot firefighter azn
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
dead supple chapel nibblets
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
nubile thriller sandwich
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Out-of-control native
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
dead supple chapel nibblets
  12/12/25
tp.
nubile thriller sandwich
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Spectacular School Haunted Graveyard
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Out-of-control native
  12/12/25
who is that
Spectacular School Haunted Graveyard
  12/12/25
...
elite sound barrier french chef
  12/12/25
...
elite sound barrier french chef
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
copper flatulent parlor newt
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
irradiated hell dopamine
  12/12/25
cr
racy awkward circlehead black woman
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
big drunken theatre codepig
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
olive locus
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Wonderful community account pozpig
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
olive locus
  12/12/25
...
racy awkward circlehead black woman
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Sick cowardly library love of her life
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Diverse Chad Lodge
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
lascivious address sweet tailpipe
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Opaque Base

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: lime roommate

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Wonderful community account pozpig

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: racy awkward circlehead black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: big drunken theatre codepig

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Cordovan heaven

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: racy awkward circlehead black woman

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: elite sound barrier french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: seedy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: dead supple chapel nibblets

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Costumed Fuchsia Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: cerise chest-beating dragon

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: razzle stage

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: lime roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Opaque Base

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Charismatic hilarious garrison dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Hateful khaki goal in life

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: ungodly impressive faggot firefighter azn

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: dead supple chapel nibblets

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: nubile thriller sandwich

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Out-of-control native

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: dead supple chapel nibblets

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: nubile thriller sandwich

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Spectacular School Haunted Graveyard

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control native

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Spectacular School Haunted Graveyard

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: elite sound barrier french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: elite sound barrier french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: copper flatulent parlor newt

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: irradiated hell dopamine

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: racy awkward circlehead black woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: big drunken theatre codepig

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: olive locus

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Wonderful community account pozpig

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: olive locus

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: racy awkward circlehead black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Sick cowardly library love of her life

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Diverse Chad Lodge

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: lascivious address sweet tailpipe

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506164)