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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
self-centered learning disabled bawdyhouse community account
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
cracking violent windowlicker
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Carnelian Razzle Mediation Ape
  12/12/25
...
Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
rambunctious purple shrine
  12/12/25
easy
Galvanic weed whacker
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Swollen Mint Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
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jet kink-friendly pistol
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Floppy Principal's Office Corn Cake
  12/12/25
...
vivacious blathering prole gas station
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
stirring hairy legs keepsake machete
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Painfully honest trailer park immigrant
  12/12/25
...
cracking violent windowlicker
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
self-centered learning disabled bawdyhouse community account
  12/12/25
...
alcoholic bat-shit-crazy patrolman
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
mustard pisswyrm
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
passionate stage
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Floppy Principal's Office Corn Cake
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
soul-stirring institution clown
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
hyperventilating resort
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Floppy Principal's Office Corn Cake
  12/12/25
tp.
soul-stirring institution clown
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Sickened round eye
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
hyperventilating resort
  12/12/25
who is that
Sickened round eye
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Swollen Mint Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Swollen Mint Multi-billionaire
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
massive twinkling tattoo
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Free-loading Dashing Lodge
  12/12/25
cr
Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
rambunctious purple shrine
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Cordovan arousing sneaky criminal property
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Carnelian Razzle Mediation Ape
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Cordovan arousing sneaky criminal property
  12/12/25
...
Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
orange persian
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Filthy multi-colored state
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Fragrant scourge upon the earth
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: self-centered learning disabled bawdyhouse community account

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: cracking violent windowlicker

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Carnelian Razzle Mediation Ape

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: rambunctious purple shrine

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Galvanic weed whacker

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Swollen Mint Multi-billionaire

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: jet kink-friendly pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Floppy Principal's Office Corn Cake

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: vivacious blathering prole gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: stirring hairy legs keepsake machete

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Painfully honest trailer park immigrant

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cracking violent windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: self-centered learning disabled bawdyhouse community account

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: alcoholic bat-shit-crazy patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: mustard pisswyrm

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: passionate stage

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Floppy Principal's Office Corn Cake

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution clown

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating resort

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Floppy Principal's Office Corn Cake

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring institution clown

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Sickened round eye

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: hyperventilating resort

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Sickened round eye

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Swollen Mint Multi-billionaire

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Swollen Mint Multi-billionaire

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: massive twinkling tattoo

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Free-loading Dashing Lodge

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: rambunctious purple shrine

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Cordovan arousing sneaky criminal property

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Carnelian Razzle Mediation Ape

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Cordovan arousing sneaky criminal property

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Contagious lime plaza cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: orange persian

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Filthy multi-colored state

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Fragrant scourge upon the earth

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506164)