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Just got a dad more time with his kid despite alienating mom's objections.
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House He broke down in tears in the court. One of the few fleeting rewarding moments practicing family law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505014) |
Date: December 12th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Awkward Telephone Ticket Booth That dad's name? Spaceporn the poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505024) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House stop trying to act cool. no one is buying it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505028) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Awkward Telephone Ticket Booth 😎 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505045) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Blue Offensive Market Mental Disorder I mean, I kinda buy it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505209) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: unholy olive private investor parlor the dorkiness is part of the schtick's charm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505346) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:47 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House she smells like bile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506115) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:48 AM Author: unholy olive private investor parlor yellow or black? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506306) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:30 AM Author: mauve roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49510753) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Appetizing burgundy trailer park trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49516348) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: lime doobsian institution the parents would still be together and he'd be with the kids 100% of the time if pieces of shit like you didn't exist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505050) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House There are good guys and bad guys in this line of work. I like to think im in the former camp.
In today's case, it started out with the wife's lawyer instructing her to get a fraudulent TRO to get my guy out of the house and limit his parenting time. This is his MO which I've seen play out dozens of times. I would never do this because it harms a child who has no voice in the litigation.
I'm also taking over a case from a lawyer who billed his client $350k despite never having met her in person even once, taking no depositions, and doing zero trial preparation (trial has not even been scheduled).
The family law practice has more than its fair share of grifters preying on vulnerable people. It is a particularly immoral way to make a living because people are trusting you to guide them through a very difficult personal transition and, as noted above, children's lives are at stake. |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: lime doobsian institution "There are good guys and bad guys in this line of work."
no, there aren't. |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House i'm sorry your parents' divorce was hard on you. i truly am. it's not your fault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505205) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 1:13 AM Author: alcoholic cordovan piazza It probably was, I’d leave my wife if she birthed a pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506271) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: lime doobsian institution my parents are still married. 40+ years now. The people you should be sorry for are the kids who killed themselves or OD’d because you destroyed their families.
Always telling how it doesn’t take much poking to get you to show what an utter piece of shit you are. |
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Date: December 14th, 2025 5:45 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House It’s not your fault. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49509363) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: lime doobsian institution the damage done to the children whose family you upended and then made this thread to gloat about is your fault. you are an evil person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49510720) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: abnormal lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49518777) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: cyan doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506122) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: umber yarmulke ime family law attracts those with either unusually small or big hearts, and dupa is firmly in the latter camp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49507028) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: lime doobsian institution there's no such thing as a divorce lawyer with a big heart. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49510726) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: umber yarmulke you clearly have some bizarre axe to grind here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49510729) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: lime doobsian institution not being a fan of divorce and thinking it's way way too common in this country and thinking the people who profit off it are miserable scumbags is bizarre to you?
See how "dupa" immediately drops his cutesy schtick and mocks me for being a child of divorce, which I'm not but if I were it would probably be hurtful. it's like mocking a guy in a wheelchair while defending/profiting off the drunk driver who put him in one. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:30 AM Author: umber yarmulke he gave you a sincere, thoughtful response and you just replied "no, they're aren't". of course he's going to be glib after that.
no one is a "fan" of divorce you psycho. are you irate at family law judges too? you're acting like a deranged shitlib that blames cops for crimes. divorces are going to happen and in something that contentious lawyers are going to get hired. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:34 AM Author: lime doobsian institution "divorces are going to happen and in something that contentious lawyers are going to get hired."
that doesn't have to be the case. maybe I am a shitlib on this, but for profit divorce law doesn't need to/probably shouldn't exist. judges are employees of the state and are supposed to be neutral, even if a lot of times they aren't. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: umber yarmulke are you a lawyer?
how could this possibly be done in cases involving large estates, child custody, etc? dealing with divorcing people is often insanely stressful because of how contentious it is, and you want to put the entire matter in a single state employee's hands? and how could you *BAN* these people from hiring representation?
this is perhaps the dumbest suggestion i've ever heard. it's not even a "shitlib" thing, it's just really fucking dumb. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: lime doobsian institution there shouldn't be divorces unless the state deems it to be absolutely necessary, like actual threat to yours or your kids life stuff. the state should handle it appropriately in those cases. for profit 'representation' should not be allowed.
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: umber yarmulke that's not responsive to anything i just said. you're just expanding your retarded ideas even further in response to me pointing out how retarded the last one was. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511098) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: lime doobsian institution of course it is. if there was no divorce then there would be no estate distribution or child custody issues and the children whose lives bloodacre ruined last week won't wind up getting groomed by online trannies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511114) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: umber yarmulke "we should get rid of divorce attorneys"
"that wouldn't work"
"we should eliminate divorce entirely"
no, it's not responsive. it would be like if we were discussing a tax and you shifted to "we should eliminate taxes entirely."
anyway this is completely retarded and i'm sorry your wife left you but banning divorce isn't going to change that. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: lime doobsian institution "i'm sorry your wife left you"
now you're just projecting |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: dun talented twinkling uncleanness public bath If I had wheels I'd be a fucking bicycle. What's your point regarding lawyers here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511155) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House You’ve been following me around for years accusing me of being a piece of shit and threatening to fuck with me IRL. I’m not your therapist so I reserve the right to say mean things back to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511449) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: lime doobsian institution you started this thread gloating about being a piece of shit divorce lawyer. don't do that if you don't want people calling you a piece of shit divorce lawyer. just like don't gloat about having creepy online affairs as a married guy if you don't want people to know you're a creepy piece of shit.
Same how you make threads gloating about how much better at soccer your kids are than other poasters kids. there probably are ppl here who have kids with disabilities and take stuff like that as a real punch in the gut. mocking you for raising some black guy's kids is fair game because it's a choice you willingly made vs. mocking someone for things outside of their control. the latter is what makes you a piece of shit. also the whole divorce law thing. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:24 PM Author: umber yarmulke holy shit you're insane lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511807) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: lime doobsian institution says the guy who thinks kids growing up in broken homes and a huge network of parasitic lawyers encouraging that process is a healthy and normal part of a well functioning society.
over/under - how many teenage girls do you think have been raped by the "new boyfriends" of the married mothers bloodacre manipulated into ruining their children's family? 200? 500? more than that? he is good at what he does and has been at this for some time.
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:09 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House How many people do you think I’ve convinced to get divorced? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49512245) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:12 PM Author: lime doobsian institution however many cases you have taken on in you career. I don’t know what the caseload is like for your types. either way people are dead and young girls have gotten raped because of you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49512252) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House Is that how you think it happens? I approach married people and talk them into getting a divorce? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49512288) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:33 PM Author: seedy meetinghouse clearly, a very effective way of getting business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49515662) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: lime doobsian institution I'm sure you turn many potential away and tell them they should work it out for the better of their children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49515713) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: umber yarmulke "you convince people to get divorced!" -> "well you don't try to persuade them NOT to get divorced!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49515716) |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: lime doobsian institution you really are a big fan of divorce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49515723) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House I do all the time. I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve talked to someone who called looking for a consult and said “have you tried counseling” and “it sounds like you aren’t sure that you want to get divorced. It’s never going to be me who talks you into getting a divorce if that’s not what you want. If you need anything in the future or have any other questions, please feel free to reach out.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49516341) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: umber yarmulke that doesnt erase all the times you've cold approached happily married couples and convinced them to divorce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49516361) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: lime doobsian institution i.e. - the potential fees weren't worth the effort. same reason cslg sometimes tells people to just work with the insurance co (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49517318) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:16 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House I started this thread to share a rewarding moment. Do you think getting a father more time with his son is a bad thing?
I don’t have affairs.
My soccer dad posting is obvious schtick. You’re just dumb and emotional. |
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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: lime doobsian institution the father is getting less time with his children and less/zero quality time because their nuclear family is now destroyed because people like you enable him/his wife to go forward with this stuff.
creeping on girls you flirt with on the internet is cheating by a lot of women's standards. maybe it's fine in eurasia, but women from the first world generally aren't cool with it. |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House He was already separated when he hired me. Wife was letting him see his kids for 4 hours supervised every other week. I was able to undo that and get him a lot of time with his kids.
In this scenario, you think I’m the bad actor? |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: lime doobsian institution yes. the whole system exists because of people like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49517310) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: judgmental poppy water buffalo which dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506198) |
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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Shivering Histrionic Mood Kites like dupa is the reason I am hesitant to bring a wife on u.s. soil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49507015) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:36 AM Author: sooty temple Best country for buy wife and keep on foreign soil? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49510769) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: abnormal lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49518780) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:38 AM Author: Cerebral Buck-toothed Heaven Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49518799) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:47 AM Author: disrespectful multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511069) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: copper exciting keepsake machete u rep CSLG? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511162) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:09 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House He wishes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49511463) |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Mentally impaired soul-stirring preventive strike 180
edit: but how many times have you been on the other side? how many times have you kept a father (or less likely, a mother) from his child based on the lies of your client? my sense is you're more mercenary than saint. |
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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House Never. I do not as a colleague put it “use my powers for evil.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49512470) |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: trip theater stage Way to go, brother. Those nice little wins make it worth it. Everyone in my practice seems to hate my guts. |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:04 AM Author: Twisted Tattoo Step-uncle's House ty. luv u dawg. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49518766) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Razzle violet kitchen sound barrier Dupa’s approach is admirable. this isn’t my area of expertise but I would love to represent dads fucked over by impulsive birdbrain craziness, after watching my own birdbrain wife blow up my family for no apparent reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49518819) |
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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:49 AM Author: alcoholic cordovan piazza what happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809580&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49518995) |