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Aromatic rusted point
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Height of assosciate?
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Yapping Exciting Roast Beef Whorehouse
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lmfao
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
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Moar!
Bronze Big-titted Cuckoldry
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Thriller Temple
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
blue feces
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
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It practically writes itself!
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
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brass cocky orchestra pit
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
blue feces
  03/11/15
so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Aromatic rusted point
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
blue feces
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
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Shit
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wine church building
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still going strong
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(Chip Kelly)
Chrome swollen range toilet seat
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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Multi-colored khaki main people house
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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blue feces
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*bark aves
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  02/23/22
Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
wine church building
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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mint crawly office
  03/11/15
All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
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  03/12/15
you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
blue feces
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
Indecent Plaza Brethren
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
blue feces
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Thriller Temple
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
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(Rick Reilly)
appetizing dilemma codepig
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Chrome swollen range toilet seat
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great thread
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Provocative Striped Hyena
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Yapping Exciting Roast Beef Whorehouse
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
supple maniacal national windowlicker
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wonderful self-absorbed messiness doctorate
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
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wine church building
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bump for Buddy
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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Multi-colored khaki main people house
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
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Judgmental Coffee Pot
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crusty double fault
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*makes Buddy partner*
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ruh roh
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vivacious bisexual institution
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who's a good associate?
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
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blue feces
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go Get Em!
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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Thriller Temple
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Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
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Dashing Volcanic Crater Associate
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Floppy ruby reading party
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underrated
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
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blue feces
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
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Ouch
blue feces
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
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Free-loading heady police squad
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
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Happy Friday, brothers.
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blue feces
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
vivacious bisexual institution
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Abusive sneaky criminal
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
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Titillating up-to-no-good church mother
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
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wine church building
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wine church building
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Exhilarant Shaky Nursing Home
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needed more golden retrievers
Titillating up-to-no-good church mother
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Abusive sneaky criminal
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CR.
wine church building
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Titillating up-to-no-good church mother
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Titillating up-to-no-good church mother
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:29 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
Author: Yapping Exciting Roast Beef Whorehouse

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:35 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:40 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:23 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: adulterous national security agency

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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: blue feces

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470814)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Erotic impertinent school pistol

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470952)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475061)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: wine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44001648)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Bronze Big-titted Cuckoldry

It practically writes itself!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27497415)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: wine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44001646)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:34 AM
Author: wine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44001644)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: wine church building

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44001652)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
Author: Canary mexican

You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470826)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
Author: blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470831)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: brass cocky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: blue feces

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: blue feces

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: blue feces

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: irradiated awkward new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: saffron corner internal respiration

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Sinister Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Thriller Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: wine church building



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Thriller Temple

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: blue feces

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: Canary mexican

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Canary mexican

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: hideous soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: brass cocky orchestra pit



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: galvanic useless brakes



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: excitant geriatric old irish cottage



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Erotic impertinent school pistol

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: mind-boggling amber pocket flask stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Affirmative Action Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: excitant geriatric old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: blue feces

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: passionate slate therapy

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: talented degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: wine church building

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Erotic impertinent school pistol

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: mint crawly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: stirring zombie-like station prole

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Abusive sneaky criminal

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Erotic impertinent school pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: lilac painfully honest goyim school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Violent Lodge Gaping



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: mint crawly office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Sinister Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: flushed comical son of senegal



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Yapping Exciting Roast Beef Whorehouse

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Affirmative Action Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: fuchsia razzle crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: poppy library



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Provocative Striped Hyena

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Soggy pit

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: pontificating fluffy idea he suggested

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: nighttime space elastic band

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Dashing Volcanic Crater Associate



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: nubile glassy gas station boltzmann

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flatulent principal's office telephone



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Aggressive nibblets



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: motley business firm rigpig



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: motley business firm rigpig



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: motley business firm rigpig



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Startled friendly grandma center



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: galvanic useless brakes



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Thriller Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: wine church building

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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Abusive sneaky criminal

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: wonderful self-absorbed messiness doctorate



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Drunken frozen parlour



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: fragrant resort pervert



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: stimulating impressive keepsake machete



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: slimy ungodly casino

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Bistre racy azn



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: saffron corner internal respiration

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: blue feces

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: Indecent Plaza Brethren

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: blue feces

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Bronze Big-titted Cuckoldry

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Abusive sneaky criminal

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: wine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Floppy ruby reading party

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Thirsty rehab love of her life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Insane ebony mood philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Thriller Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: appetizing dilemma codepig

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: bull headed bonkers yarmulke sandwich

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Provocative Striped Hyena

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Yapping Exciting Roast Beef Whorehouse

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: purple public bath

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: supple maniacal national windowlicker

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: wonderful self-absorbed messiness doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: supple maniacal national windowlicker

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: supple maniacal national windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Charismatic chartreuse base fanboi

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: opaque kitchen gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Thriller Temple

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: wine church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: supple maniacal national windowlicker

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: bateful olive step-uncle's house puppy

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: wine church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: supple maniacal national windowlicker

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: drab big deer antler

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Nofapping Macaca Community Account

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Nofapping Macaca Community Account

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: brass cocky orchestra pit

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Judgmental Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: crusty double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Charismatic chartreuse base fanboi

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Chrome swollen range toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Cracking Preventive Strike Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: excitant geriatric old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: vibrant metal indian lodge

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: pontificating fluffy idea he suggested

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: 180 shimmering cruise ship boiling water

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: blue feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: excitant geriatric old irish cottage



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: low-t beady-eyed native laser beams

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: blue feces

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Dashing Volcanic Crater Associate

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: tripping jet ladyboy



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: dark sick bawdyhouse



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Yapping Exciting Roast Beef Whorehouse



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: vibrant metal indian lodge



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: Contagious milk theatre



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: galvanic useless brakes



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Talking electric hissy fit



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: nubile glassy gas station boltzmann

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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Thriller Temple

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution

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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Soggy pit

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant metal indian lodge



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Aromatic rusted point



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Author: Abusive sneaky criminal



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: wine church building



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Dashing Volcanic Crater Associate



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Floppy ruby reading party

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: Vengeful field

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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Dashing Volcanic Crater Associate



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: vibrant metal indian lodge

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: blue feces



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Arousing stage corn cake

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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: blue feces

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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Bistre racy azn

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: wine church building



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: Laughsome Azure Theater

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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Insane ebony mood philosopher-king



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: Multi-colored khaki main people house



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Dashing Volcanic Crater Associate



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Free-loading heady police squad



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: abnormal shrine

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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution

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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Abusive sneaky criminal

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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: blue feces



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution

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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Abusive sneaky criminal

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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Bronze Big-titted Cuckoldry

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother



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Author: Mustard antidepressant drug senate

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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother



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Author: wine church building



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: wine church building



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant Shaky Nursing Home

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother

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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone chest-beating meetinghouse bbw



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: motley business firm rigpig

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Abusive sneaky criminal



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: wine church building

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: blue feces

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: wine church building



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: wine church building



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: wine church building

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: motley business firm rigpig



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: motley business firm rigpig

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Titillating up-to-no-good church mother



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: blue feces



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: mahogany round eye



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Author: wine church building



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: wine church building

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: motley business firm rigpig



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic Parlor Filthpig



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: motley business firm rigpig



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author:  emerald box office hairy legs

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
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Author: Embarrassed to the bone address headpube

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: vivacious bisexual institution

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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Thriller Temple

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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Thriller Temple

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