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Jesus fucking Christ my gout is killing me tonight

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not e...
black abyss
  01/21/26
Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more t...
Fucking Fuckface
  01/22/26
kys, tyia!
my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney
  01/21/26
what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century i...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.....,:,...:.:.,:.::,.
  01/21/26
It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts ...
black abyss
  01/21/26
'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health s...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.....,:,...:.:.,:.::,.
  01/21/26
It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calor...
Fucking Fuckface
  01/22/26
It’s linked to chronic stress
black abyss
  01/22/26
dat too many inflammatory
CapTTTainFalcon
  01/22/26
I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on...
black abyss
  01/22/26
AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is...
Fucking Fuckface
  01/22/26
You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby...
Federal Mask Mandate
  01/22/26
its your poisonous diet
Leftism is a mental disease
  01/22/26
It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass
Marshall W. Waller
  01/22/26
- john mellencamp.mp3
chefboy rd
  01/22/26
have you tried hotter showers and louder country music
fulano
  01/22/26
Do you think those would help?
black abyss
  01/22/26
the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under...
fulano
  01/22/26
Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guit...
black abyss
  01/22/26
why does anyone bother giving advice to this fatass, he's no...
professor hojo
  01/22/26
He only comes here for torment
Fucking Fuckface
  01/22/26
Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little...
Nude Six Nine
  01/22/26
...
Grant Amato did nothing wrong
  01/22/26


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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not even a hot shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49607838)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more to post about and, therefore, some kind of life purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608086)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good)

kys, tyia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49607843)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.....,:,...:.:.,:.::,.


what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century illnesses that was eradicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49607852)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts attacking its own tissue due to buildup of antioxidants (the diagnostic marker is uric acid). It’s linked to metabolic dysfunction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49607875)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.....,:,...:.:.,:.::,.


'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health space. all illness -- heart disease, cancer, everything -- is now cast as metabolic in origin.

probably more true than not. we should all be low-carb, whole foods probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49607882)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calories and don't occupy your body with burning them. It turns to inflammatory responses and fighting itself just to burn the energy

Think of a dog habitually chewing its foot to the point of injury because it's kept home all day with no outlet to occupy its mind or energy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608085)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

It’s linked to chronic stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608118)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:13 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

dat too many inflammatory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608119)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on the attacks. I get stressed out all the time.

Sometimes, when I’m driving my kids to school, they’ll start fighting or something and I’ll wig out on them and shout and tell them to calm down. Then I’ll put it on the country radio station turned all the way down low, to the point where you can just barely make out the melody, and then I’ll tap the steering wheel to the beat, watch the world through the windshield, and go back in my mind to the ones that harmed me and the circumstances surrounding same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is metabolic issues / obesity. High levels of red meat consumption are also problematic. Thankfully, you don't seem to willingly suffer either of these problems!

What do you think about when it comes to those who have harmed you? How high do you place yourself on that mental list? What would you do to straighten out your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608188)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: Federal Mask Mandate

You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608191)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

its your poisonous diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608200)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608228)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: chefboy rd

- john mellencamp.mp3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608206)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: fulano

have you tried hotter showers and louder country music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608209)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Do you think those would help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608219)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: fulano

the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under a country ballad - tears of a cheatin' heart, bluegrass harmony, steel guitar slide - heard under a shower of 119 degrees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608230)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guitar. It speaks to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: professor hojo

why does anyone bother giving advice to this fatass, he's not going to listen to any of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

He only comes here for torment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608978)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Nude Six Nine

Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608250)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Grant Amato did nothing wrong



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49608318)