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Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
insanely creepy reading party public bath
  09/08/25
Well done
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
comical liquid oxygen
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
comical liquid oxygen
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Deranged Theater Pocket Flask
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
comical liquid oxygen
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
Duck-like dun juggernaut house
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
comical liquid oxygen
  09/08/25
not at all
Fuchsia razzmatazz church multi-billionaire
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
Lol
Hyperactive topaz parlour generalized bond
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
swashbuckling demanding whorehouse weed whacker
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
Contagious Autistic Macaca
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
Low-t Cruel-hearted Cuck
  09/08/25
What's his name?
outnumbered pea-brained sanctuary jew
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
disrespectful carmine coldplay fan clown
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
dashing dopamine
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
dashing dopamine
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
splenetic pistol
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
dashing dopamine
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
titillating chapel fat ankles
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
dashing dopamine
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
Azure School Skinny Woman
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
Slimy codepig
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
Azure School Skinny Woman
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
Azure School Skinny Woman
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
Azure School Skinny Woman
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
Azure School Skinny Woman
  09/09/25
180
outnumbered pea-brained sanctuary jew
  09/09/25
...
Azure School Skinny Woman
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
cocky idiotic den
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
splenetic pistol
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
comical liquid oxygen
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
nubile federal party of the first part state
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
Aphrodisiac chestnut temple old irish cottage
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
Aphrodisiac chestnut temple old irish cottage
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
my hand
Aphrodisiac chestnut temple old irish cottage
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
180
outnumbered pea-brained sanctuary jew
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
spruce out-of-control knife
  09/09/25
Tits?
Slimy codepig
  09/09/25
Nope
Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
startling stead
  09/09/25


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Slimy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy reading party public bath

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Deranged Theater Pocket Flask

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Duck-like dun juggernaut house

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Fuchsia razzmatazz church multi-billionaire

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Hyperactive topaz parlour generalized bond

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling demanding whorehouse weed whacker

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Contagious Autistic Macaca

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Low-t Cruel-hearted Cuck

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: outnumbered pea-brained sanctuary jew

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: disrespectful carmine coldplay fan clown

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: dashing dopamine

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: dashing dopamine

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: splenetic pistol

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: dashing dopamine

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: titillating chapel fat ankles

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: dashing dopamine

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Azure School Skinny Woman

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Azure School Skinny Woman

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Azure School Skinny Woman

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Azure School Skinny Woman

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Slimy codepig

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Azure School Skinny Woman

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: outnumbered pea-brained sanctuary jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Azure School Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cocky idiotic den

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: splenetic pistol

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Slimy codepig

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: comical liquid oxygen

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: nubile federal party of the first part state

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chestnut temple old irish cottage

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Slimy codepig

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chestnut temple old irish cottage

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Slimy codepig

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac chestnut temple old irish cottage

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Slimy codepig

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: outnumbered pea-brained sanctuary jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: spruce out-of-control knife

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Slimy codepig

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mischievous Scourge Upon The Earth

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: startling stead

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49247889)