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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Poppy twisted hospital giraffe
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
Poppy twisted hospital giraffe
  11/11/25
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Fluffy vivacious alpha nursing home
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Soul-stirring antidepressant drug
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Purple concupiscible sandwich
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Purple concupiscible sandwich
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
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Abnormal principal's office
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
aquamarine athletic conference
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
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sable pocket flask
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
bat shit crazy stirring forum
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Brilliant submissive resort
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Brilliant submissive resort
  11/11/25
...
bat shit crazy stirring forum
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
citrine beady-eyed psychic theatre
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
pearly cruise ship jewess
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
citrine beady-eyed psychic theatre
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
at-the-ready sienna dilemma toaster
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
unhinged comical gay wizard shrine
  11/11/25
...
Appetizing state
  11/12/25
lmfao
tripping silver orchestra pit
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
lilac arrogant twinkling uncleanness
  11/11/25
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at-the-ready sienna dilemma toaster
  11/11/25
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low-t hideous scourge upon the earth
  11/11/25
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Bespoke shimmering location pozpig
  11/12/25
sprinted here
Painfully honest abode telephone
  11/12/25
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Appetizing state
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
Floppy gunner
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
tp
Bespoke shimmering location pozpig
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
Boyish Umber Pit
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
frozen field
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
Ebony mind-boggling nowag stage
  11/11/25
...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
ultramarine roommate
  11/11/25
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spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
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Appetizing state
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
low-t hideous scourge upon the earth
  11/11/25
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Abnormal principal's office
  11/11/25
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Insanely creepy hateful home
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Poppy twisted hospital giraffe
  11/11/25
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sable pocket flask
  11/11/25
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Boyish Umber Pit
  11/11/25
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  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
marvelous burgundy senate
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
spectacular bawdyhouse
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
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  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Poppy twisted hospital giraffe

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Poppy twisted hospital giraffe

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Fluffy vivacious alpha nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421713)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring antidepressant drug

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible sandwich

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Purple concupiscible sandwich

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: honey-headed lay selfie

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Abnormal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49422488)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: aquamarine athletic conference

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: sable pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring forum

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Brilliant submissive resort

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Brilliant submissive resort

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bat shit crazy stirring forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: citrine beady-eyed psychic theatre

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: pearly cruise ship jewess

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: citrine beady-eyed psychic theatre

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready sienna dilemma toaster

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: unhinged comical gay wizard shrine

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Appetizing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: tripping silver orchestra pit

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: lilac arrogant twinkling uncleanness

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: at-the-ready sienna dilemma toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: low-t hideous scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Bespoke shimmering location pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Painfully honest abode telephone

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Appetizing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Floppy gunner

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Bespoke shimmering location pozpig

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Boyish Umber Pit

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: frozen field

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Ebony mind-boggling nowag stage

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: ultramarine roommate

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Appetizing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: low-t hideous scourge upon the earth

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Abnormal principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Insanely creepy hateful home



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Poppy twisted hospital giraffe



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: sable pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Boyish Umber Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: translucent parlor mad cow disease



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: marvelous burgundy senate

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: spectacular bawdyhouse

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Electric garrison idiot

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Fluffy vivacious alpha nursing home

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49424851)