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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: Appetizing parlor

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: learning disabled love of her life



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Blue contagious stage



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: indecent copper psychic mexican



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: racy pit haunted graveyard



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: sticky bistre jewess elastic band

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: odious home stock car



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: effete church building philosopher-king

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Cream Infuriating Gay Wizard National Security Agency



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Brilliant station

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Diverse roommate

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Sooty Field

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: Rusted cheese-eating affirmative action mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: Domesticated police squad



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Cream Infuriating Gay Wizard National Security Agency

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible apoplectic depressive striped hyena



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: Idiotic voyeur



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Painfully honest fortuitous meteor

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: Appetizing parlor

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Blue contagious stage

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Appetizing parlor

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Blue contagious stage

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: Cream Infuriating Gay Wizard National Security Agency



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible apoplectic depressive striped hyena



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Sooty Field



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: vivacious aquamarine casino athletic conference



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: Insecure demanding karate



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Kenneth Play



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Insecure demanding karate



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Yellow hospital gunner



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Brilliant station



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible apoplectic depressive striped hyena



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: effete church building philosopher-king



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: Floppy alcoholic resort



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Flushed confused locale community account



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: avocado school cafeteria liquid oxygen

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: bateful digit ratio

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Saffron exciting dragon



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Fragrant senate private investor



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: harsh giraffe

lmao

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Alabama Bangs



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Bonkers lettuce



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: effete church building philosopher-king



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: Rusted cheese-eating affirmative action mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: big fear-inspiring laser beams cuck

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible apoplectic depressive striped hyena



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: Insecure demanding karate



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: Appetizing parlor



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: vivacious aquamarine casino athletic conference



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Thriller travel guidebook



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Thriller travel guidebook



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Sooty Field

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Insecure demanding karate



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:41 PM
Author: Thriller travel guidebook



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Date: September 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: Rusted cheese-eating affirmative action mad-dog skullcap



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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

11pm? ljl get back in.

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:31 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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