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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
fragrant puppy mother
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
twisted soul-stirring main people step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Green Thriller Indirect Expression Gaping
  12/12/25
...
Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
khaki lay weed whacker
  12/12/25
easy
big gas station fortuitous meteor
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/12/25
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adventurous factory reset button national
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
territorial talented nibblets
  12/12/25
...
orchid keepsake machete school
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
splenetic aphrodisiac stage goal in life
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Transparent Crackhouse
  12/12/25
...
twisted soul-stirring main people step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
fragrant puppy mother
  12/12/25
...
Snowy Vibrant Haunted Graveyard
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Marvelous At-the-ready Stage Gay Wizard
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
wild pit
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
territorial talented nibblets
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
cerebral sandwich
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Electric translucent lettuce
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
territorial talented nibblets
  12/12/25
tp.
cerebral sandwich
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Violent Titillating Theater Azn
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Electric translucent lettuce
  12/12/25
who is that
Violent Titillating Theater Azn
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
excitant school cafeteria
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Mahogany Blathering Stag Film Private Investor
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
coral beady-eyed parlor
  12/12/25
cr
Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
khaki lay weed whacker
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Magenta heady indian lodge
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Green Thriller Indirect Expression Gaping
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Magenta heady indian lodge
  12/12/25
...
Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Curious sienna library
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
carnelian dopamine
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Razzle ruby hospital feces
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fragrant puppy mother

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: twisted soul-stirring main people step-uncle's house

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Green Thriller Indirect Expression Gaping

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: khaki lay weed whacker

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: big gas station fortuitous meteor

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: territorial talented nibblets

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: orchid keepsake machete school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: splenetic aphrodisiac stage goal in life

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Transparent Crackhouse

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: twisted soul-stirring main people step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: fragrant puppy mother

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Snowy Vibrant Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Marvelous At-the-ready Stage Gay Wizard

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: wild pit

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: territorial talented nibblets

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: cerebral sandwich

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Electric translucent lettuce

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: territorial talented nibblets

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: cerebral sandwich

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Violent Titillating Theater Azn

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Electric translucent lettuce

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Violent Titillating Theater Azn

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Mahogany Blathering Stag Film Private Investor

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: coral beady-eyed parlor

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: khaki lay weed whacker

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Magenta heady indian lodge

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Green Thriller Indirect Expression Gaping

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Magenta heady indian lodge

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Avocado Resort Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Curious sienna library

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Razzle ruby hospital feces

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49506164)