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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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This is Brunch.
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Fuck Roberto
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman

Go back to India

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: honey-headed federal hell

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Thriller State Double Fault



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Marvelous carmine sneaky criminal

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Drab set masturbator



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: outnumbered stag film filthpig



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Thriller State Double Fault

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Nofapping toilet seat

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat Church Building

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: odious jet-lagged box office

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Yellow stirring spot

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Drab set masturbator



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: mint scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Yellow stirring spot



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Primrose Geriatric Keepsake Machete Public Bath



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Dead glassy milk principal's office



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: Crimson becky circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: duck-like tanning salon dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Irradiated Step-uncle's House Philosopher-king

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: ebony fortuitous meteor

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: coral soul-stirring nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: ebony fortuitous meteor

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Lascivious Rose Senate Affirmative Action

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded market gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Yellow stirring spot

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Tan selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: slap-happy hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Motley jade theater stage trump supporter

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: stimulating metal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: White internal respiration

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: Offensive Idiot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Primrose Geriatric Keepsake Machete Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: very tactful erotic chad organic girlfriend

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: french vermilion church bbw

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: Thirsty appetizing death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: White internal respiration

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: White internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: cordovan antidepressant drug legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: dashing lemon dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Charismatic cruise ship friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: concupiscible magical turdskin base

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Bateful nowag brunch



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Iridescent clown

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Iridescent clown

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Drab set masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Bossy trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Gold sticky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like ruddy parlour brethren

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: haunting azn hominid

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like ruddy parlour brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: haunting azn hominid

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: racy range

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: mint scourge upon the earth



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: haunting azn hominid

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: adulterous cracking shrine

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Yellow stirring spot



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Sanctuary Voyeur



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat Church Building



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: house-broken claret immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Thirsty appetizing death wish

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Abusive canary gaping address



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Gay Property Giraffe

i came at 'dad bods'

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: blathering free-loading round eye

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: transparent pea-brained jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Charismatic cruise ship friendly grandma



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: slimy new version lay



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: duck-like tanning salon dysfunction



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: Ruby frum pervert doctorate



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Provocative carnelian national newt



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Tan selfie



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: blathering free-loading round eye



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: slimy new version lay



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Fragrant alcoholic fat ankles quadroon

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Spectacular Scarlet School Sex Offender



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: Ruby frum pervert doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: White internal respiration

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: adulterous cracking shrine

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Burgundy plaza digit ratio

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: Spectacular Scarlet School Sex Offender

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Motley jade theater stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Rose Senate Affirmative Action

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Histrionic native hairy legs

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: boyish bronze electric furnace generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Bonkers swashbuckling elastic band

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: White internal respiration

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Irradiated Step-uncle's House Philosopher-king

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored chest-beating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: insane vivacious orchestra pit roast beef

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: orange embarrassed to the bone queen of the night genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Big Ladyboy Mexican

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored chest-beating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Motley jade theater stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Peach Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Peach Pit

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: house-broken claret immigrant

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Yellow stirring spot

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: tantric razzle stain gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Motley jade theater stage trump supporter

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Abusive canary gaping address

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Histrionic native hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Ruby frum pervert doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Gold sticky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: Multi-colored chest-beating garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Ruby frum pervert doctorate

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: stimulating metal stead

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Filthy messiness station

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: light therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: pearl bisexual heaven weed whacker

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Ruby frum pervert doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: talking center sandwich

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: vibrant lake dog poop

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Motley jade theater stage trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: seedy galvanic chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Brindle self-absorbed party of the first part abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Brindle self-absorbed party of the first part abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Yellow stirring spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: blathering free-loading round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: insane vivacious orchestra pit roast beef

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Bossy trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Gold sticky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: nighttime anal boiling water stage

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Lascivious Rose Senate Affirmative Action

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: laughsome hospital tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: laughsome hospital tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: chestnut ape water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: pearly diverse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Smoky business firm

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Histrionic native hairy legs

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Histrionic native hairy legs

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: outnumbered stag film filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: sick area candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: citrine indirect expression casino



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: crawly locale dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: narrow-minded market gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: contagious ocher cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: excitant green library windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Supple Kitty Cat Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: cerebral pink goal in life school cafeteria

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: underhanded people who are hurt

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Maniacal Exciting Site Multi-billionaire

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Dead glassy milk principal's office

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Dead glassy milk principal's office



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Nudist piazza

never forget:(

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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: Crimson becky circlehead



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Arousing pisswyrm locus



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Arousing pisswyrm locus



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Dark forum half-breed



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker

THE GOAT

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Bonkers swashbuckling elastic band

RIP to the greatest thread.

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: Garnet flirting office

We miss you johnsy

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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: big-titted institution pocket flask



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Sadistic boistinker

Please come back

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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: pearl bisexual heaven weed whacker



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: arrogant brass laser beams



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Gold sticky pozpig

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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: mewling plum yarmulke den



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: insane vivacious orchestra pit roast beef



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: mauve flatulent persian



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: mewling plum yarmulke den



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Mad Cow Disease



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: charcoal main people

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson becky circlehead



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Sadistic boistinker



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Dead glassy milk principal's office



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: mewling plum yarmulke den



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: wonderful violet lodge trust fund



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: ultramarine awkward background story skinny woman



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: wonderful violet lodge trust fund



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Motley jade theater stage trump supporter



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: mauve flatulent persian



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rehab



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: crawly locale dragon



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: Hot Heady French Chef Corn Cake



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Bonkers swashbuckling elastic band

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: cobalt cuckold



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Bossy trip crackhouse

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Amethyst sound barrier gas station



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: hilarious associate



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: impertinent fighting faggotry

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: crusty field degenerate



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Bossy trip crackhouse



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