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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
Shivering swollen reading party
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
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  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
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tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar heaven volcanic crater

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar heaven volcanic crater

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy Primrose Property



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: puce tantric incel

Just tell some n word jokes.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: glittery carmine patrolman

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: glittery carmine patrolman

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Buff brunch puppy

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: bearded internal respiration



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Buck-toothed dun cuckold hall

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: heady cream site



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station hissy fit

go, get drunk, come home late af

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled crawly locus elastic band

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Learning disabled crawly locus elastic band

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station hissy fit



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Tripping Public Bath Clown

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: razzle lilac turdskin lay

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Tripping Public Bath Clown

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Passionate casino

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Slippery painfully honest deer antler antidepressant drug

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Curious bull headed indian lodge alpha



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Coiffed Cowardly Senate

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Light Domesticated Mexican

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Passionate casino



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Rusted Underhanded Double Fault Stage



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Red useless resort lettuce



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: beta slate stage

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Curious bull headed indian lodge alpha



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Snowy French Temple French Chef

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Red useless resort lettuce

tp

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Elite dilemma

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Pontificating poppy depressive school

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: ungodly fortuitous meteor friendly grandma

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Offensive cobalt location

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Curious bull headed indian lodge alpha



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Rusted Underhanded Double Fault Stage

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=4973486#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: bearded internal respiration



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Background Story



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: mentally impaired bipolar heaven volcanic crater



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: heady cream site



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Elite dilemma



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: gay tanning salon sex offender



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Maniacal digit ratio

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Shivering swollen reading party

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Soggy jet-lagged range

3 words: pepper thine angus

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy Primrose Property

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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