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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Marvelous forum
  11/29/25
Women are 180
violent bistre center
  11/29/25
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bipolar deer antler
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violent bistre center
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violent bistre center
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Erotic White Party Of The First Part
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Marvelous forum
  11/29/25
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bipolar deer antler
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
bonkers crimson puppy
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Marvelous forum
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
bonkers crimson puppy
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Hairraiser bronze senate boltzmann
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
Lemon Alcoholic Windowlicker Gas Station
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
diverse cruise ship legend
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Marvelous forum
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Odious fishy base dysfunction
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Judgmental iridescent national
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Odious fishy base dysfunction
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bonkers crimson puppy
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Opaque potus milk
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Erotic White Party Of The First Part
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Honey-headed Concupiscible Giraffe
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Erotic White Party Of The First Part
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Fragrant amethyst pistol school
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Boyish twinkling tattoo national security agency
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Disrespectful Massive Theater Death Wish
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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Mewling Hunting Ground
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Approved
Yapping Hairless Idea He Suggested
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
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  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Marvelous forum

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: violent bistre center

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: bipolar deer antler



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: violent bistre center



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Transparent Patrolman



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: violent bistre center



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Erotic White Party Of The First Part

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Marvelous forum

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: bipolar deer antler



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: bonkers crimson puppy

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Marvelous forum

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: bonkers crimson puppy

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser bronze senate boltzmann

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Lemon Alcoholic Windowlicker Gas Station

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: diverse cruise ship legend

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Marvelous forum

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Odious fishy base dysfunction

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Judgmental iridescent national

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Odious fishy base dysfunction

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: bonkers crimson puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Opaque potus milk

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Erotic White Party Of The First Part

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Honey-headed Concupiscible Giraffe

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Erotic White Party Of The First Part

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Fragrant amethyst pistol school



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling tattoo national security agency

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Disrespectful Massive Theater Death Wish

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Translucent Bat Shit Crazy Generalized Bond Point

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Mewling Hunting Ground



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Yapping Hairless Idea He Suggested

Approved

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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: bipolar deer antler

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Marvelous forum

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49490766)