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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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opaque police squad
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
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opaque police squad
  08/28/25
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exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace
  08/28/25
that's it?
Obsidian odious haunted graveyard
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
opaque police squad
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Stirring Space
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Obsidian odious haunted graveyard
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Green principal's office
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
gay resort
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Green principal's office
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
gay resort
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Green principal's office
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
gay resort
  09/12/25
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gay resort
  12/11/25
Haha wow
stimulating lodge
  08/28/25
Happy?
histrionic indian lodge double fault
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
stimulating lodge
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Green principal's office
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Green principal's office
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
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  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Coral Telephone Stage
  08/28/25
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Bat shit crazy electric generalized bond dilemma
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
diverse coffee pot
  08/29/25
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galvanic mauve sandwich potus
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Curious market
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
charismatic cobalt native
  08/29/25
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Bat shit crazy electric generalized bond dilemma
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
racy domesticated nursing home knife
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
charismatic cobalt native
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
gay resort
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Insane aphrodisiac garrison gaming laptop
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Green principal's office
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
stimulating lodge
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Curious market
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Green principal's office
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
sadistic bawdyhouse half-breed
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Bossy slate incel brunch
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
stimulating lodge
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Green principal's office
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
charismatic cobalt native
  09/01/25
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Green principal's office
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
charismatic cobalt native
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Green principal's office
  09/01/25
Lolololol
histrionic indian lodge double fault
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
stimulating lodge
  09/01/25
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gay resort
  09/12/25
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gay resort
  11/27/25
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gay resort
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Amber offensive tanning salon black woman
  09/01/25
Fuck you
stimulating lodge
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Green principal's office
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
gay resort
  09/12/25
Yes
Green principal's office
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
gay resort
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
gay resort
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
opaque police squad
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: opaque police squad



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Medicated Bbw Elastic Band

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: opaque police squad



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Obsidian odious haunted graveyard

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: opaque police squad

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Stirring Space

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Obsidian odious haunted graveyard

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Green principal's office

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: gay resort

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Green principal's office

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: gay resort

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Green principal's office

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: gay resort

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: gay resort



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: gay resort



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: gay resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: stimulating lodge

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: histrionic indian lodge double fault

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: stimulating lodge

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Green principal's office

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Green principal's office

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Irradiated henna genital piercing corn cake

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Coral Telephone Stage

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy electric generalized bond dilemma



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: diverse coffee pot

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: galvanic mauve sandwich potus



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Curious market

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: charismatic cobalt native

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy electric generalized bond dilemma



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: racy domesticated nursing home knife

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: charismatic cobalt native

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: gay resort

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Insane aphrodisiac garrison gaming laptop

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Green principal's office

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: stimulating lodge

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Curious market

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Green principal's office

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: sadistic bawdyhouse half-breed

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Bossy slate incel brunch

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: stimulating lodge

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: exhilarant doobsian cruise ship electric furnace

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Green principal's office

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: charismatic cobalt native

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Green principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: charismatic cobalt native

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Green principal's office

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: histrionic indian lodge double fault

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: stimulating lodge

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: gay resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: gay resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: gay resort

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Amber offensive tanning salon black woman

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: stimulating lodge

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Green principal's office

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: gay resort

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Green principal's office

Yes

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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: gay resort

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: gay resort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: opaque police squad

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026",#49259839)