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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Juan Eighty
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
luis navidad
  12/12/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Buck Broken
  12/12/25
easy
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Kenneth Play
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
bungulator
  12/12/25
...
Once upon a time in screen
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Nintendo 1488
  12/12/25
...
...,....,,........
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
CapTTTainFalcon
  12/12/25
...
Juan Eighty
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  12/12/25
...
harold lauder
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Civil Attorney
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
scholarshipalt
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Nintendo 1488
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
von metternich's top guy
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Nintendo 1488
  12/12/25
tp.
ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
michael doodikoff
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
von metternich's top guy
  12/12/25
who is that
michael doodikoff
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
bungulator
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
bungulator
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Paralegal Mohammad
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Louis Poasteur
  12/12/25
cr
Kenneth Play
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Buck Broken
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
luis navidad
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
  12/12/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
cot on gin
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Brewster's Billions
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: luis navidad (luis)

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Buck Broken

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bungulator

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Once upon a time in screen (& he’s cummin home)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: harold lauder (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPMyxMyJr-0)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Civil Attorney

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: scholarshipalt (🧐)

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: von metternich's top guy

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: von metternich's top guy

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: michael doodikoff

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: bungulator

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: bungulator

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!)

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Buck Broken

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: luis navidad (luis)

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: cot on gin

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Brewster's Billions

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506164)