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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
well-lubricated background story
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
vivacious frozen legal warrant brethren
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
180 Shrine Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
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Excitant Unholy Stead
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Irradiated box office
  12/12/25
easy
Frisky Disrespectful Shitlib Generalized Bond
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Excitant Unholy Stead
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Peach brunch
  12/12/25
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Olive orchestra pit
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
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  12/12/25
...
aphrodisiac hairy legs halford
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
dashing spot
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Violet Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse
  12/12/25
...
vivacious frozen legal warrant brethren
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
well-lubricated background story
  12/12/25
...
swashbuckling seedy rigpig
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Alcoholic grizzly newt step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Carmine set digit ratio
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
charismatic whorehouse factory reset button
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
bonkers doobsian rigor
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Chartreuse public bath
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
charismatic whorehouse factory reset button
  12/12/25
tp.
bonkers doobsian rigor
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
curious stage pistol
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Chartreuse public bath
  12/12/25
who is that
curious stage pistol
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Peach brunch
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Peach brunch
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
mischievous property wagecucks
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
hideous messiness
  12/12/25
cr
Excitant Unholy Stead
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Irradiated box office
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Haunting gay wizard pervert
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
180 Shrine Internal Respiration
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Haunting gay wizard pervert
  12/12/25
...
Excitant Unholy Stead
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
laughsome half-breed
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
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  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Heady Clear Indirect Expression
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated background story

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious frozen legal warrant brethren

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: 180 Shrine Internal Respiration

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Irradiated box office

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Frisky Disrespectful Shitlib Generalized Bond

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Stead

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Peach brunch

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Olive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse factory reset button

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hairy legs halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dashing spot

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Violet Pisswyrm Bawdyhouse

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: vivacious frozen legal warrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated background story

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling seedy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic grizzly newt step-uncle's house

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Carmine set digit ratio

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse factory reset button

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: bonkers doobsian rigor

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse public bath

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: charismatic whorehouse factory reset button

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: bonkers doobsian rigor

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: curious stage pistol

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Chartreuse public bath

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: curious stage pistol

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Peach brunch

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Peach brunch

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: mischievous property wagecucks

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: hideous messiness

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Stead

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Irradiated box office

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Haunting gay wizard pervert

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: 180 Shrine Internal Respiration

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Haunting gay wizard pervert

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Excitant Unholy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: laughsome half-breed

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Charcoal bossy feces bbw

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Heady Clear Indirect Expression

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506164)