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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
silver persian
  11/29/25
Women are 180
Self-centered senate selfie
  11/29/25
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Fragrant Legend
  11/29/25
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Self-centered senate selfie
  11/29/25
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Cracking stubborn really tough guy hell
  11/29/25
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Self-centered senate selfie
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
Vigorous university
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
silver persian
  11/29/25
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Fragrant Legend
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
heady hall pistol
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
silver persian
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
heady hall pistol
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
glittery orchestra pit mexican
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
hairless mentally impaired clown headpube
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Galvanic Chapel Love Of Her Life
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
silver persian
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
titillating indecent toaster sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Chocolate irradiated office pocket flask
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
titillating indecent toaster sneaky criminal
  11/29/25
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heady hall pistol
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
cheese-eating institution weed whacker
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
Vigorous university
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Big background story place of business
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
Vigorous university
  11/29/25
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Frisky wonderful multi-billionaire crackhouse
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Well-lubricated burgundy nowag
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Abnormal Federal Space
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Lake Hyperventilating Keepsake Machete Public Bath
  12/04/25
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racy organic girlfriend
  12/04/25
Approved
balding maize candlestick maker
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Fragrant Legend
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
silver persian
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: silver persian

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: Self-centered senate selfie

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Fragrant Legend



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Self-centered senate selfie



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Cracking stubborn really tough guy hell



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Self-centered senate selfie



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Vigorous university

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: silver persian

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Fragrant Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469600)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: heady hall pistol

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: silver persian

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: heady hall pistol

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: glittery orchestra pit mexican

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: hairless mentally impaired clown headpube

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Galvanic Chapel Love Of Her Life

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: silver persian

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: titillating indecent toaster sneaky criminal

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Chocolate irradiated office pocket flask

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: titillating indecent toaster sneaky criminal

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: heady hall pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: cheese-eating institution weed whacker

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Vigorous university

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Big background story place of business

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Vigorous university

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Frisky wonderful multi-billionaire crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated burgundy nowag

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Abnormal Federal Space

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Lake Hyperventilating Keepsake Machete Public Bath

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: racy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: balding maize candlestick maker

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Legend

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: silver persian

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490766)