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why isn't it possible to make a decent frozen pizza?

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can f...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
(Guy who does not live in tristate area)
rusted casino cumskin
  10/18/25
why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggo...
Cerebral french chef house
  10/18/25
what?
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
(dickless cocksucker)
Cerebral french chef house
  10/18/25
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Splenetic spot blood rage
  10/18/25
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nudist umber resort ceo
  10/19/25
Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete...
Beady-eyed disgusting nibblets
  10/18/25
name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its calle...
Beady-eyed disgusting nibblets
  10/18/25
lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only conside...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
Try connies fag.
Beady-eyed disgusting nibblets
  10/18/25
need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductiv...
pungent lemon turdskin
  10/18/25
what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my poi...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a...
pungent lemon turdskin
  10/18/25
I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, ...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
180 tyft
Cerebral french chef house
  10/18/25
what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza" ...
180 bearded genital piercing
  10/18/25
I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is tha...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. c...
180 bearded genital piercing
  10/18/25
godawful, just godawful
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
ran here to poast this home ovens are nowhere near hot enou...
Salmon base
  10/19/25
you can make a good pizza with a hair dryer if you have a bi...
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  10/19/25
table 87
chocolate garrison
  10/18/25
never heard of it
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
you can find slices at whole foods
chocolate garrison
  10/19/25
i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker cr...
saffron provocative corner
  10/18/25
Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice
comical bat-shit-crazy persian pocket flask
  10/18/25
I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is ...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the ...
Cracking Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part
  10/18/25
thus my OP, duh
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang
passionate mood macaca
  10/18/25
all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellen...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a wh...
passionate mood macaca
  10/18/25
how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I hea...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
Wow that’s awesome man.
passionate mood macaca
  10/18/25
so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be fr...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
No. You are next-level obtuse.
passionate mood macaca
  10/18/25
because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purpo...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what&rsqu...
passionate mood macaca
  10/18/25
how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics....
passionate mood macaca
  10/18/25
I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from d...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
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Cerebral french chef house
  10/18/25
He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tom...
boyish twisted mother ratface
  10/19/25
finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the q...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/19/25
Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn so...
Chrome gaping
  10/18/25
my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate...
Cracking Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part
  10/18/25
this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the c...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, ...
dashing pale parlour
  10/18/25
I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough ...
Impressive pisswyrm quadroon
  10/18/25
Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can th...
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  10/19/25
“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.&rdq...
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Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni Hack: you can buy pizzeria p...
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Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in y...
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Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid ...
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Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaura...
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costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are ...
Splenetic spot blood rage
  10/19/25
Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies ...
Glittery drunken kitty cat hell
  10/19/25
"tavern style" outed as chicagoan and pizza opi...
Splenetic spot blood rage
  10/19/25
Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmad...
Grizzly magical state milk
  10/19/25
Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine
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Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat &q...
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Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experien...
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Digiorno etc aren't even that bad. Anyway some of it is ...
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OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with thi...
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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

it just doesn't make sense how awful they all are, you can freeze real pizza dough and make a perfectly fine pizza with it, tomato sauce should literally just be tomatoes, there is no reason for it to suck, and cheese, like come on, you can't manage to put decent cheese on one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358606)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: rusted casino cumskin

(Guy who does not live in tristate area)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358716)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Cerebral french chef house

why don't you just knock on my door you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358612)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358613)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Cerebral french chef house

(dickless cocksucker)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358614)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Splenetic spot blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358889)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: nudist umber resort ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359140)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed disgusting nibblets

Whatever. Many are fine and quite tasty. Youre an effeminete decadent queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358617)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

name one, over the last year I have been hoodwinked a number of times buying various supposedly "fancy" frozen pizzas only to realize they are still just ketchup with a topping that doesn't taste like cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358633)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed disgusting nibblets

Idk my wife buys food cuz im not a faggot. I think its called connies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358688)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

lol at having a wife and eating frozen pizza, I only consider this because I am too lazy to go out to get pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358694)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed disgusting nibblets

Try connies fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358705)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: pungent lemon turdskin

need to cook the thing at extremely high heat on a conductive surface to get remotely decent crisp at home, and it needs to be pretty thin to begin with to get there. frozen pizza is a convenience item made for people tossing it in the toaster oven or microwave for a couple minutes. once you start putting in effort you might as well make something decent.

these products exist they are just a small share of the market because that is not the point of frozen pizza. people aren't buying pizza stones to cook their elios to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358619)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

what product exists that isn't trash? I would buy it, my point is the convenience shouldn't preclude being decent, I could make an english muffin pizza with ragu sauce and store brand cheese and it would beat the frozen offerings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358637)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: pungent lemon turdskin

"convenience shouldn't preclude being decent" in a vacuum sure but if you don't take care to get it crispy it will inevitably be shit, or at least you will have to acquiesce in appreciating it as a compromise frozen product. if you want "quality convenience" then don't get something that involves baking.

zuppardi's is a t5 new haven pizza place that ships frozen pizzas nationally since covid but for the price and hassle it defeats the purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358653)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

I have no problem getting it crispy and preheating a stone, the issue is how fucking shit the ingedients and flavor are, and yeah getting a pizza shipped from new haven does defeat the purpose, why can't fucking digiorno just make something that isn't soaked in ketchup with cheese that doesn't taste like cheese is my question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358656)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Cerebral french chef house

180 tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358682)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: 180 bearded genital piercing

what english muffins do you buy to make "pizza"

ive tried that shit before and with the usual brands here its terrible, frozen pizzas are way better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358660)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

I haven't done that since I was a child but the point is that was better than the trash I can get now, what frozen pizza do you think isn't ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358663)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: 180 bearded genital piercing

the only one ive bought in the past 5 years is motor city. costco always has it and its not bad. a version of detroit style

i remember digiorno, freschetta etc being ok too but its been so long that i have no idea what theyre like now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358671)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

godawful, just godawful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358675)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Salmon base

ran here to poast this

home ovens are nowhere near hot enough, and without a proper hot oven it is not possible to make good pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359226)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Tantric Razzle Locale Keepsake Machete

you can make a good pizza with a hair dryer if you have a bit of gumption and elbow grease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360406)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: chocolate garrison

table 87

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358664)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

never heard of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358676)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: chocolate garrison

you can find slices at whole foods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360549)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: saffron provocative corner

i really like imos and dogtown frozen pizzas. the cracker crust works well in a shitty home oven. but a lot of people hate st louis style even under the best of circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358693)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: comical bat-shit-crazy persian pocket flask

Why not just order pizza? Or go grab a slice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358713)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

I don't live around italian trash where grabbing a slice is a thing, and I value the ability to just throw one on exactly when I'm hungry and not be at the mercy of retards who are going to bring me lukewarm pizza at best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358718)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Cracking Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part

if you don't live in an area where you can buy pizza by the slice, you're probably better off eating shitty frozen pizza, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358780)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

thus my OP, duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358890)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: passionate mood macaca

All frozen food is shit. Give it up mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358739)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

all mass produced frozen food yes, but you can make excellent sauce and freeze it yourself and will be great, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358747)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: passionate mood macaca

That’s the stupidest question I’ve heard in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358749)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

how so? I could make a meat sauce, freeze it, and when I heated it back up it would be 180. I could do the same for dough. Frozen sweet corn is excellent. Lot's of things work great frozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358753)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: passionate mood macaca

Wow that’s awesome man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358755)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

so you acknowledge that a great many food products can be frozen to no ill effect and among those are breads and sauces, the primary ingredients in pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358764)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: passionate mood macaca

No. You are next-level obtuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358772)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

because I am inquiring as to why consumer products are purposefully bad when they don't need to be? Explain why no frozen pizza has a decent sauce. You could literally just freeze the sauce from any pizza place and it would be good, yet they insist on making it awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358774)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: passionate mood macaca

This may seem random but it’s not I promise: what’s your net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358779)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

how would having a higher net worth make questions regarding why frozen pizza sucks less valid? I obviously understand that getting a full new york pie for 30 bucks would get me better pizza but it would take 45 minutes and I cannot eat all of that so it is wasteful in the instances where I am lazy and want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358782)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: passionate mood macaca

You appear to have 0 understanding of business or economics. I assume you are relatively poor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358793)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

I know you can spend more for a frozen pizza than one from dominos and it seems like at that point you could match fucking dominos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358794)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Cerebral french chef house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358816)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: boyish twisted mother ratface

He's not asking why good frozen pizza isn't available at Tombstone prices, but why good frozen pizza doesn't exist at all.

If I can buy a hot pizza from Pizza Hut for the price of a mediocre frozen California Pizza Kitchen pizza, I should be able to buy a decent frozen pizza for a few dollars more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358997)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

finally, a non retard in the thread, this is precisely the question, why ought I not be able to purchase the equivalent of a pizza hut thin crust pizza frozen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359010)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Chrome gaping

Frozen pizza with “meat sauce” and sweet corn sounds TTT. Maybe pizza isn’t really your thing.

Try frozen TGI Fridays apps, they are surprisingly good if you don’t microwave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358817)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

my point is the process, you can freeze a tomato sauce to no ill effect, why can't they do that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358827)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Cracking Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part

It's hard to get the ingredients all back to the appropriate temperature from frozen. The bread touches the oven and cooks at a different rate than the sauce, versus the cheese which faces the heat element and needs to melt (rather than crisp up).

With that said, it's fine and you can actually get a decent vacuum sealed frozen neopolitan pizza from Roberta's or Table 87. You'll pay for it, but it's better than digiorno or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358789)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

this is the part I disagree with, I have no issue with the cooking or the temps, you can get the crust crisped up nicely on plenty of them, but the sauce and cheese are almost inedible and I think they could literally just freeze a can tomato puree and some store brand mozzerlla and do better flavor wise, texture really isn't that far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358792)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: dashing pale parlour

once i started making homemade pizza from absolute scratch, 10+ years ago, hvae never looked back. Join us, op. Free your pizza mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358815)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

I've made a few attempts but you need to ferment your dough overnight and that also defeats the point of having pizza in 20 minutes if you are lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49358829)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Cracking Cruise Ship Party Of The First Part

Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups. You can thaw those by leaving them out 3-4 hours or putting in a warm water bath for an hour (which will be needed to warm your oven up to 550 anyway if it has a pizza stone in it.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359257)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: Contagious main people

“Make dough in batches and freeze it in deli cups.”

Let me stop you right there hoss lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359267)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:14 AM
Author: Glittery drunken kitty cat hell

Frozen: mama bosso pepperoni

Hack: you can buy pizzeria pizza and freeze it yourself (let it cool first, then wrap in freezer or parchment paper). It lasts for 6+ months and reheats from frozen to 90% as good as fresh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359105)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Vivacious Mustard Toaster

Without a vacuum sealer anything turns to inedible shit in your freezer in under a month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360405)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Glittery drunken kitty cat hell

Maybe if you're a dirty bitch with a bunch of gross, rancid air in it. Otherwise, you're totally wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360428)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:15 AM
Author: lascivious unhinged public bath place of business

Idk man why isn't everything frozen? Why don't good restaurants just make dishes in advance and freeze them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359106)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:36 AM
Author: Splenetic spot blood rage

(alfred sysco circa 1952)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359121)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: lascivious unhinged public bath place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359132)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Contagious main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359272)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Navy plaza alpha

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360394)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Contagious main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359269)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:38 AM
Author: Splenetic spot blood rage

costco motor city detriot style and french bread pizzas are quite goods frozen. as zarathustra explained a frozen traditional thin crust is difficult, but thick crust styles turn out ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359123)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Glittery drunken kitty cat hell

Motherfucker no it's not. I regularly buy tavern style pies and freeze them myself. They reheat to damn near the quality as when originally served

400 degrees convection bake directly on the rack for 11 minutes to reheat frozen slices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359135)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Splenetic spot blood rage

"tavern style"

outed as chicagoan and pizza opinions can be safely ignored

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359142)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: Grizzly magical state milk

Domino's is like$7 and way better than a frozen or a handmade garbage pizza. People should never ever discuss this issue again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359124)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: nudist umber resort ceo

Digiorno’s is a fine pie. damn fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359145)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: lascivious unhinged public bath place of business

Red Baron is a pizza style of its own imo why try to beat "fresh" pizzas (you won't) instead of just changing the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359148)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Contagious main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359273)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: cordovan haunted graveyard azn

The customer base is 100% people who can’t get their shit together sufficiently to order Dominos. Why would the product be good?

The correct answer is to plan 1 hour ahead and order a pizza when you want one. You can reheat pizza if delivery guy is slow or you have no one to help you eat it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49359217)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Glassy curious stead

Frozen pizza is fine if you’re going into the experience with the understand that what you’re eating isn’t pizza. It’s something else entirely and not bad in the right circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360102)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: dull center mad-dog skullcap

Digiorno etc aren't even that bad.

Anyway some of it is because of You. You have to know exactly how long to cook it and potentially when to turn/rotate it. Using a non-pizza-oven is already going to give you a questionable outcome no matter how good the dough is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360388)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: titillating erotic factory reset button

OP really found a lot of autistic concrete thinkers with this thread. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360397)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Impressive pisswyrm quadroon

and not a single one of them even attempted to answer the OP, they just flapped their arms and shouted "of course frozen pizza is bad" without any critical thought as to why that must be the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360432)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: titillating erotic factory reset button

Sometimes a thread reveals how many people here are deeply autistic / ESL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49360451)