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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Mildly autistic place of business
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
disgusting property
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Burgundy Chapel Rigpig
  12/12/25
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underhanded floppy idea he suggested
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
duck-like tanning salon
  12/12/25
easy
salmon crackhouse volcanic crater
  12/12/25
lol ok man
underhanded floppy idea he suggested
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
zippy soggy background story
  12/12/25
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exhilarant mewling space round eye
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
orchid crawly mad cow disease
  12/12/25
...
Cocky chocolate cuckoldry karate
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
fantasy-prone party of the first part
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Khaki harsh roommate
  12/12/25
...
disgusting property
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Mildly autistic place of business
  12/12/25
...
rough-skinned stag film
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
Glittery sickened field
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
passionate police squad institution
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
orchid crawly mad cow disease
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
fluffy mood private investor
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Dead lettuce lay
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
orchid crawly mad cow disease
  12/12/25
tp.
fluffy mood private investor
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Turquoise Business Firm Ape
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Dead lettuce lay
  12/12/25
who is that
Turquoise Business Firm Ape
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
zippy soggy background story
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
zippy soggy background story
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
Big-titted brunch
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Adulterous spot kitty
  12/12/25
cr
underhanded floppy idea he suggested
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
duck-like tanning salon
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
vigorous fuchsia state wagecucks
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Burgundy Chapel Rigpig
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
vigorous fuchsia state wagecucks
  12/12/25
...
underhanded floppy idea he suggested
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Orange confused juggernaut
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
vengeful maize ladyboy sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
know-it-all deranged idiot theater
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mildly autistic place of business

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: disgusting property

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Burgundy Chapel Rigpig

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: underhanded floppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: duck-like tanning salon

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: salmon crackhouse volcanic crater

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: underhanded floppy idea he suggested

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: zippy soggy background story

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: exhilarant mewling space round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: orchid crawly mad cow disease

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cocky chocolate cuckoldry karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone party of the first part

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Khaki harsh roommate

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: disgusting property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mildly autistic place of business

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: rough-skinned stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Glittery sickened field

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: passionate police squad institution

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: orchid crawly mad cow disease

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: fluffy mood private investor

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Dead lettuce lay

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: orchid crawly mad cow disease

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: fluffy mood private investor

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Turquoise Business Firm Ape

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Dead lettuce lay

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Turquoise Business Firm Ape

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: zippy soggy background story

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: zippy soggy background story

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Big-titted brunch

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Adulterous spot kitty

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: underhanded floppy idea he suggested

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: duck-like tanning salon

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia state wagecucks

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Chapel Rigpig

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: vigorous fuchsia state wagecucks

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: underhanded floppy idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Orange confused juggernaut

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: vengeful maize ladyboy sneaky criminal

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: know-it-all deranged idiot theater

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49506164)