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23andMe files for bankruptcy

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankru...
Underhanded Mental Disorder Pit
  03/24/25
will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company whic...
pale arousing plaza
  03/24/25
yep
impressive ceo
  03/24/25
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dun jet-lagged business firm
  03/24/25
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irate mood
  03/24/25
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Lemon patrolman
  03/24/25
cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced
soul-stirring dull national
  03/24/25
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effete aromatic garrison
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trip stage internal respiration
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Hot anal set
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dashing black corner
  03/26/25
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Glassy Beady-eyed Church Ratface
  03/27/25
bbut what will happen to my DNA?
sepia spectacular feces generalized bond
  03/24/25
Especially the DNA
Insanely creepy swashbuckling abode
  03/24/25
how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.
translucent stock car roommate
  03/24/25
titcr
hairless peach field
  03/24/25
it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat cu...
pale arousing plaza
  03/24/25
It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.
hairless peach field
  03/24/25
I wonder if my DNA changed since last year
180 mad-dog skullcap
  03/24/25
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impressive ceo
  03/24/25
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effete aromatic garrison
  03/24/25
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Bistre multi-colored factory reset button hell
  03/24/25
i want my DNA back
sepia spectacular feces generalized bond
  03/24/25
you would think that if they auctioned off each asset indivi...
soul-stirring dull national
  03/24/25
That would be pretty brilliant.
effete aromatic garrison
  03/24/25
Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on ea...
bull headed kitty cat
  03/24/25
Sure but don't do that.
effete aromatic garrison
  03/24/25
Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case a...
bull headed kitty cat
  03/24/25
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Bistre multi-colored factory reset button hell
  03/24/25
(Your future wife)
Razzle-dazzle casino
  03/24/25
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aphrodisiac up-to-no-good parlour haunted graveyard
  03/24/25
Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (a...
bull headed kitty cat
  03/24/25
They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of l...
Chocolate idiot alpha
  03/24/25
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Glassy Beady-eyed Church Ratface
  03/27/25
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pube
  12/08/25
they should start a confidentiality subscription service whe...
Sienna Stubborn Filthpig
  03/24/25
MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy
racy institution
  03/24/25
I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding t...
glittery corn cake
  03/24/25
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glittery corn cake
  03/26/25
https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723
pale arousing plaza
  03/27/25
lol
Underhanded Mental Disorder Pit
  03/27/25
When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print...
bull headed kitty cat
  03/27/25
wait, my DNA
merry screenmas
  12/08/25


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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Underhanded Mental Disorder Pit

https://www.statnews.com/2025/03/24/23andme-files-for-bankruptcy-ceo-anne-wojcicki-resigns/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776819)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:21 AM
Author: pale arousing plaza

will promptly be bought out by ccp-backed shell company which will then own a trove of unanonymized american genetic data

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776822)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: impressive ceo

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776855)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: dun jet-lagged business firm



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: irate mood



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Lemon patrolman



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring dull national

cr, and the next designer virus will be more advanced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777075)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: effete aromatic garrison



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: trip stage internal respiration



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Hot anal set



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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: dashing black corner

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Glassy Beady-eyed Church Ratface



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: sepia spectacular feces generalized bond

bbut what will happen to my DNA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776827)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Insanely creepy swashbuckling abode

Especially the DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776893)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: translucent stock car roommate

how is this even possible. wtf is their overhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776856)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: hairless peach field

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776862)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: pale arousing plaza

it is famously a horrible business. they have zero repeat customers. you buy your testing kit and results and you never buy anything from them ever again. once they burned through their TAM it was all over. they tried to forcememe some subscription shit to no avail. it should have never gone public, they scammed investors during the spac craze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776886)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: hairless peach field

It was a SPAC? lol no wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776912)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: 180 mad-dog skullcap

I wonder if my DNA changed since last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48776915)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: impressive ceo



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: effete aromatic garrison



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bistre multi-colored factory reset button hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777326)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: sepia spectacular feces generalized bond

i want my DNA back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777000)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring dull national

you would think that if they auctioned off each asset individually, each person who gave them DNA would pay the most to keep their own personal information confidential. like what, $100? can't imagine any private bidder would be willing to pay that much per person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777084)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: effete aromatic garrison

That would be pretty brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777102)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: bull headed kitty cat

Just have Paul Weiss junior associate spend 10 minutes on each form asset transfer document and this is a net loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777412)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: effete aromatic garrison

Sure but don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777778)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: bull headed kitty cat

Yeah but how else will they bill another $10M to this case after taking in $5M before the filing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48778001)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Bistre multi-colored factory reset button hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777327)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle casino

(Your future wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777751)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac up-to-no-good parlour haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48778639)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: bull headed kitty cat

Explain to me why Paul Weiss filed this case in St. Louis (as opposed to Wilmington, Houston, Newark or Manhattan). What does the 8th Circuit say about personal data that makes this a good jurisdiction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777309)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Chocolate idiot alpha

They did it bc the proximity of WUSTL makes it a hotbed of liberal arts scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48778503)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Glassy Beady-eyed Church Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48786993)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49493721)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: Sienna Stubborn Filthpig

they should start a confidentiality subscription service where they don't sell your data to anyone as long as you pay $10 a month or something like that. A bargain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777756)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 2:49 PM
Author: racy institution

MASE submitted 1 sample and put them into bankruptcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48777758)



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Date: March 24th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: glittery corn cake

I always laffed at the fagtarded stories of people finding their long lost real dad using 23andme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48778477)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: glittery corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48784092)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 2:54 AM
Author: pale arousing plaza

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1905066490426253723

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48786280)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Underhanded Mental Disorder Pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48786707)



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Date: March 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: bull headed kitty cat

When you sign-up for a service and don't read the fine print don't be surprised when it says we can sell all your data without your consent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#48787162)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: merry screenmas

wait, my DNA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698923&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49493859)