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Female doctor of about 42 got caught cheating with a multitu...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
female MDs tend to be psychotic in various ways. read the t...
wine mediation corn cake
  01/21/26
Many such cases. They’re basically nurses with MY MAS...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
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disturbing impertinent forum
  01/21/26
I got vasectomied by a female urologist. I was imagining how...
cerebral clown base
  01/21/26
Anyone who chooses to make a career out of cutting on balls ...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
Cr I’m trying to get a follow up appt so she can look ...
cerebral clown base
  01/21/26
I bet this goes the other way, I bet cocks are totally desex...
disgusting fat ankles
  01/23/26
“slutty underpinnings” is a great phrase
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  01/21/26
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idiotic 180 garrison ape
  01/22/26
i've genuinely tried to date a bunch of them and it's been s...
disgusting fat ankles
  01/21/26
How is this any different than other types of women?
Arousing theatre mad cow disease
  01/21/26
Okay, I lol’d
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disgusting fat ankles
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idiotic 180 garrison ape
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just here to make my presence felt in a soon-to-be 100+ poas...
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  01/21/26
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idiotic 180 garrison ape
  01/21/26
pics?
zombie-like spectacular ticket booth police squad
  01/21/26
I am not on any form of social media and do not know where t...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
Edit to add: This is the most representative thing I can fi...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
tyvmft
Big address
  01/22/26
All of these people are Indian tp
thirsty piazza liquid oxygen
  01/21/26
All of these people are Indian tw1.0mb (the web 1.0 message ...
Jade Slimy Goyim
  01/21/26
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fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo
  01/21/26
Stopped reading there
electric windowlicker round eye
  01/21/26
not sure what's going on here
hairless stag film
  01/21/26
Not a tiktokmo ... Explain, she was private messaging over t...
Startling Coral State Milk
  01/21/26
My understanding is that they were private messages. Maybe ...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
you know how I know your gay?
Brilliant macaca
  01/21/26
I would love to hear this, yes.
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
Muds love whatsapp that's probably it Surprised an Indian...
Startling Coral State Milk
  01/21/26
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Arousing theatre mad cow disease
  01/21/26
Lol at the idea of an Indian being a 6
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A pudgy indian who was a "little soft" in her earl...
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  01/21/26
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Slippery casino
  01/21/26
reread assuming OP is also indian. does it make sense now?
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electric windowlicker round eye
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Lulzy yes but also absolutely devastating to have nasty Indi...
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burst out laughing at the punchline but really man come on t...
fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo
  01/21/26
The wife was the happy young pediatrician who joined the est...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
brother they are Literally Indian none of the rest of this s...
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  01/21/26
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Where on earth do you people live that your social circles c...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
i have non-white friends and colleagues, a lot actually (adm...
fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo
  01/21/26
I am far, far, far too autistic to put that kind of effort i...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
I’m gonna ride my MTB tomorrow. Wanna meet up?
cerebral clown base
  01/21/26
Hell yea! Porcupine Ridge, Tsali, or Severed D? You’r...
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  01/21/26
Yeah meet you at like 10am. I love severed D.
cerebral clown base
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I don't have social circles except for xo
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180
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Imagine the smell
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threw up at the punchline
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>>>>>>THE TWIST! All of these people are I...
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I gathered that the app wasn’t closed so when he swipe...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
I still don't understand. Are there TVs that have a Tiktok a...
irradiated toilet seat goal in life
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Oh, shit, that’s the disconnect. It was on her iPad. ...
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
Who gives an iPad to a 5 year old?
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  01/21/26
Saar!
hairraiser candlestick maker
  01/21/26
public schools. they issue them to kids starting in kinderg...
Brilliant macaca
  01/22/26
This is literally true, in case anyone is wondering
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Jade Slimy Goyim
  01/22/26
good story - sad for them. sounds like a lot of bad behavio...
disgusting fat ankles
  01/21/26
why is an indian allowed in your friend group?
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I love hearing about my Indian friends.
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  01/22/26
Lots of people are shitting on op because he knows Indian pe...
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I’ve found Indian chicks to be top-tier duplicitous
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Interesting story
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reading "great skin" made me think "white&quo...
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  01/22/26
You in the Bay Area? Somewhere like Fremont.
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  01/22/26
Many such cases
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  01/22/26
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idiotic 180 garrison ape
  01/22/26
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5450383&mc=...
idiotic 180 garrison ape
  01/22/26
Needed to just start with "they're all Indian."
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  01/22/26
- the Autoadmit Story
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Vivacious Light Church Building Legend
  01/24/26
Can you get some of the pics from your friend to share?
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  01/24/26
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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Female doctor of about 42 got caught cheating with a multitude of dudes because her husband found the copious nudes she was sending on TikTok when pulling up YouTube kids for their youngest over the holidays. Her complete lack of opsec means that he found all the rest of the GRAPHIC evidence in short order. Just real damning stuff. To paint the picture, in her early 20s she was a hard 6, petite with nice skin but a bit soft. Two decades, three kids, and female Ludwig type I hair loss have taken a toll.

Husband bided time until he had the lawyer and apartment lined up. She was blindsided when he said he was leaving, tried to deny the cheating not knowing he had the receipts, then tried to downplay that it was some one-time thing at a conference and that they could work on it. Like any man is going to couples therapy after seeing a photo roll that SCROLLS ON AND ON of your wife getting plowed by a dozen dudes, of every age, size, color, and creed, while moaning and dirty talking.

Now she’s going hard the other direction. It’s all his fault, she wasn’t fulfilled. She pared back her medical career to take care of their three kids and so he should get taken to the cleaners. (NB: She’s a pediatrician, her plan was always to work like one day a week at a mommy-doctor job.). His bros, especially those of us who are lawyers, are having to talk him down from threatening her withl the gigabytes of revenge porn he’s sitting on or just straight releasing it all.

THE TWIST! All of these people are Indian and the bride’s parents forced her to dump her organic college/med school white BF because he and his family obviously wouldn’t live up to their superior cultural values. The husband in this story was hand picked by the overbearing parents because he was the right caste, strain of Hindu, and whatever else they think matters. They also shunned their gay daughter. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when all of their friends hear the news and start gossiping. My understanding is that the parents have been lied to by the daughter, and so have no idea that the real problem is that they raised a whore and coerced her into an unhappy marriage. But the husband’s parents are part of the same community and know the real story. Would be hilarious to watch the competing narratives get worked out in the gossip. I *really* wish I could be there to see the parents learn the truth.

And don’t spare any pity for the husband. He’s a piece of shit who cheated on her the whole time they were dating and probably has been since. Also don’t spare any pity for their kids, they’re all ugly.

In summary, everyone involved in this story should have to go back and you should never allow your wife to befriend the family pediatrician.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607295)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: wine mediation corn cake

female MDs tend to be psychotic in various ways. read the thunder collins saga from this very board for one of many such cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607303)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Many such cases. They’re basically nurses with MY MASTERs so you get the slutty underpinnings plus diety-level entitlement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607311)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: disturbing impertinent forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607338)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: cerebral clown base

I got vasectomied by a female urologist. I was imagining how dirty of a mind she must have to just look at cocks all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607369)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Anyone who chooses to make a career out of cutting on balls has got to be into some S&M shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607433)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: cerebral clown base

Cr I’m trying to get a follow up appt so she can look at some scar tissue and prescribe me trt. We’ll see where it leads…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607453)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:43 AM
Author: disgusting fat ankles

I bet this goes the other way, I bet cocks are totally desexualized for her and just a platform for scholarly inquiry (of the pathologies and failings of same). Not to ruin your fantasy - and maybe I'm wrong anyhow. Are male OBGYNs huge perverts? The ones I've met just seem like nice friendly nerds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49611169)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone burgundy abode

“slutty underpinnings” is a great phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607641)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49609808)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles

i've genuinely tried to date a bunch of them and it's been some of the top couple worse dates i've ever been on. it drives me nuts when someone's wrong, confident, sure of herself, and can't be reasoned with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607845)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Arousing theatre mad cow disease

How is this any different than other types of women?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607888)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49609811)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610694)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49609809)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: crusty startled water buffalo philosopher-king

just here to make my presence felt in a soon-to-be 100+ poast thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607306)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607458)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: zombie-like spectacular ticket booth police squad

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607309)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

I am not on any form of social media and do not know where to find pictures of these people, but lemme see if there’s anything representative available.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607375)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Edit to add: This is the most representative thing I can find for you based on the effort I’m willing to put into this so close to dinner time.

https://www.eporner.com/video-MmqVzlb5iwi/brown-nri-indian-shaysheisty-aka-cinnamonsweetie-bj-doggy-riding/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607419)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:36 AM
Author: Big address

tyvmft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608102)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: thirsty piazza liquid oxygen

All of these people are Indian tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607314)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Jade Slimy Goyim

All of these people are Indian tw1.0mb (the web 1.0 message bort)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607355)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607365)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: electric windowlicker round eye

Stopped reading there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607448)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: hairless stag film

not sure what's going on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607317)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Startling Coral State Milk

Not a tiktokmo ... Explain, she was private messaging over tiktok or what

Cucky had to suspect it, was he searching her phone and the YouTube thing is just his excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607319)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

My understanding is that they were private messages. Maybe it was TikTok and/or WhatsApp? I am not a social media mo and am getting this story second/third hand from my wife and a guy I ride bikes with who is closer to the husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607367)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Brilliant macaca

you know how I know your gay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607371)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

I would love to hear this, yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607400)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Startling Coral State Milk

Muds love whatsapp that's probably it

Surprised an Indian chick likes sex that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607380)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: Arousing theatre mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607325)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Slippery casino

Lol at the idea of an Indian being a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607329)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607361)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607368)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: electric windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607449)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone greedy giraffe resort

A pudgy indian who was a "little soft" in her early 20s

also lol @ her having "great skin." wtf, her skin is indian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607485)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607497)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Slippery casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607551)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: erotic trip patrolman tanning salon

reread assuming OP is also indian. does it make sense now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607523)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: electric windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607627)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:44 PM
Author: bossy national

Lulzy yes but also absolutely devastating to have nasty Indians like this in your “friend group”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607360)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo

burst out laughing at the punchline but really man come on there isn't a single indian "person" of either sex that's fuckable, let alone a 6/10

also why the fuck do you have indians in your social circles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607363)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

The wife was the happy young pediatrician who joined the established local practice when my kids were young. My wife became friendly with her and later invited her to be part of a mom’s coffee group that started meeting up during the pandemic.

Husband rides road bikes with some guys I ride mountain bikes with. I see him every few months at post-ride happy hours.

And we see them at all the school events. Our kids are all in the same schools, though mine are a few years older.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607399)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo

brother they are Literally Indian none of the rest of this stuff matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607407)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: contagious peach cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607421)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Where on earth do you people live that your social circles consist of nothing but DAR/Junior League housewives and their Alpha Chad JustDoSales Bro husbands who run their own RIAs for other local wealthy families?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607425)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo

i have non-white friends and colleagues, a lot actually (admittedly mostly east asian), but being involved in social circles or business with indians is strictly a no-go

i'm not even memeing. you should really avoid indians in all contexts. they are really bad people and are all potential downside with zero upside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607434)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

I am far, far, far too autistic to put that kind of effort into policing my social circles. I ride bikes with the people who are at the trailhead when I am. I drink beer with the people who are at the bar at the same time I am. If I weren’t trying to model some approximation of normal human behavior for my boys, I wouldn’t even do this.

Not counting all my XO besties and my brother, I have exactly one (1) real close friend who I have known since the third grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607447)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: cerebral clown base

I’m gonna ride my MTB tomorrow. Wanna meet up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607486)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Hell yea! Porcupine Ridge, Tsali, or Severed D? You’re in the black Tacoma right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607539)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: cerebral clown base

Yeah meet you at like 10am. I love severed D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607560)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: Startling Coral State Milk

I don't have social circles except for xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607473)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610057)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: electric windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607465)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610058)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: fantasy-prone burgundy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607639)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: primrose excitant parlour

This thread is embarrassing AF for OP because he admitted to having a turd friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607373)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: electric windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607480)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Cracking Indian Lodge

Imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607374)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Fishy Vibrant Feces Library

threw up at the punchline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607457)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone greedy giraffe resort

>>>>>>THE TWIST! All of these people are Indian

This isn't the twist, it's the lede. You could have just said this first and spared everyone reading the post up to that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607505)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: exhilarant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49615451)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat goal in life

What precisely are the logistics for this:

her husband found the copious nudes she was sending on TikTok when pulling up YouTube kids for their youngest over the holidays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607510)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: erotic trip patrolman tanning salon

yeah you have to accept that that part doesn't make any sense and trudge on through rest of the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607525)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

I gathered that the app wasn’t closed so when he swiped up to see recently used apps it was right there. And a little more poking took him to her photo reel that had scads of evidence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607542)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat goal in life

I still don't understand. Are there TVs that have a Tiktok app?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607555)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Oh, shit, that’s the disconnect. It was on her iPad. He was pulling up YouTube Kids on the mom’s iPad to keep the ~5 year old occupied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607562)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: irradiated toilet seat goal in life

Who gives an iPad to a 5 year old?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607816)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Saar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607848)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: Brilliant macaca

public schools. they issue them to kids starting in kindergarten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608062)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Glittery spot

This is literally true, in case anyone is wondering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49615582)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Jade Slimy Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607919)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:14 PM
Author: disgusting fat ankles

good story - sad for them. sounds like a lot of bad behavior on all sides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607846)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Frisky walnut wrinkle

why is an indian allowed in your friend group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607891)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac box office

“Ludwig type I hair loss”

Ty. I learned something new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49607902)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: amethyst stage

I love hearing about my Indian friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608169)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo

just opened this thread again and burst out laughing again

really insane thread in so many ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: amethyst stage

Lots of people are shitting on op because he knows Indian people. It is fair point, but the thread is still hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608537)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: mint sneaky criminal tank

I’ve found Indian chicks to be top-tier duplicitous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608764)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stage

Interesting story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49608786)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: harsh sadistic hospital scourge upon the earth

The least believable part of this whole story is that the Indian Husband was cheating on her the whole time they were dating (and probably during marriage as well).

Who is fucking a married indian, other than maybe WHORES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49609329)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy pit

reading "great skin" made me think "white" which really added punch to the twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49609884)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:31 PM
Author: talented brethren heaven

A lot of the "wtf" type stories you read online are like this, its like "wtf thats insane" until you realize everyone involved is extremely non white, obese, ugly etc, then its pretty passé and like "oh, that makes sense"

Basically 90% of reddit is like this, all of the strange, hyper specific "subreddits" and sanitized nomenclature/shorthand are just a delivery system for non white peoples disgusting lives. AITA? MY [SEX AGE] [PARTNER] [SEX AGE] IS DOING SOMETHING COMPLETELY INSANE!!! (thats totally immediately normal for prole non white people to do who live in insane retard desert cultures where their sublunar gods have to tell them how to wipe their own asses so everyone involved is a bipolar borderline retard when forcibly westernized, no shit! but its all omitted conveniently



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610029)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: black gaped locus

Has your iq been measured?

This is remarkable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610048)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610061)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: flushed bisexual theater stage telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610396)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: erotic trip patrolman tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49612959)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: exhilarant doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49615453)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Sub-Lunar Demiurge of Ablutions tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610049)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610062)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Lemon kitchen trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610487)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610492)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: electric windowlicker round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610546)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: beta temple psychic

You in the Bay Area? Somewhere like Fremont.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610382)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker

Many such cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610428)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610434)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5450383&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Vivacious Light Church Building Legend

Needed to just start with "they're all Indian."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49610439)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: idiotic 180 garrison ape

- the Autoadmit Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49611240)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: fear-inspiring pale shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49612965)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 4:12 AM
Author: amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49613869)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Light Church Building Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49615433)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 6:26 AM
Author: mint sneaky criminal tank

Can you get some of the pics from your friend to share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49613917)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Henna sandwich

so she's addicted to BWC and BBC? why not just go with the flow? i guess hubby is low IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824781&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49615465)