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HOA sent a letter. I got mad. Broke my wife’s baking stone. And the stove top.

Bros, I totally lost it. Punched my induction stovetop with ...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
how did your hoa know you broke the stove?
Milky Ceo
  09/13/25
Whats the violation?
erotic tanning salon tattoo
  09/13/25
...
Balding floppy macaca jewess
  09/13/25
...
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
This type of omission is why he is shit
Ruby racy temple son of senegal
  09/13/25
no its bait.
Appetizing startled casino
  09/13/25
They say I haven’t mowed my lawn (I have, repeatedly, ...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
Cracked sidewalks from over weight limit
Vermilion parlor
  09/14/25
it must be nice to not have any real problems (external) to ...
sick sapphire dilemma nibblets
  09/13/25
I made my kids dinner tonight. They won’t eat it. htt...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
What is that, cottage cheese?
Appetizing startled casino
  09/13/25
pickled herring and tomato paste salmon?
Milky Ceo
  09/13/25
wtf
sick sapphire dilemma nibblets
  09/13/25
...
erotic tanning salon tattoo
  09/13/25
...
wonderful abode
  09/13/25
brother, I cannot emphasize enough how much you don't need a...
deep rebellious indian lodge
  09/13/25
meat, eggs, avocado, steamed broccoli, carrots, squash and b...
Milky Ceo
  09/13/25
wtf they let you out of prison ?
ocher plaza puppy
  09/14/25
I thought that chicken, yogurt, cheese, avocado—all of...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
no, that would be healthy if you were fit and active, but yo...
deep rebellious indian lodge
  09/13/25
I just don’t understand the eating thing. One way of e...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
you should be doing things like having boiled broccoli as a ...
deep rebellious indian lodge
  09/13/25
that looks disgusting. make stuff kids want to eat and stop ...
sick sapphire dilemma nibblets
  09/13/25
It’s a grilled chicken breast, I melted some jack and ...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
kids don't want shit mashed together like that or a pile of ...
sick sapphire dilemma nibblets
  09/13/25
Yeah wtf he needs to make normal food or at least cook up so...
Milky Ceo
  09/13/25
its actually an improvement, he was refusing to feed them me...
High-end pervert twinkling uncleanness
  09/13/25
JFC his kids are going to commit suicide before they graduat...
Outnumbered nursing home
  09/14/25
we know what would happen if he cooked a box of dinosaur ten...
wonderful abode
  09/13/25
Are you having Alice Springs flashbacks?
passionate trust fund
  09/13/25
This was way better than any of the offerings at Outback. Al...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
you literally could just order outback for them and they wou...
sick sapphire dilemma nibblets
  09/13/25
What happens after you fix your kid a gourmet plate like thi...
cordovan vibrant round eye
  09/13/25
[guy who's unzipped in anticipation]
Milky Ceo
  09/13/25
I get really angry and I don’t talk to anyone else the...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
Looks delicious!
Balding floppy macaca jewess
  09/13/25
Thanks bro, you should come over for Saturday dinner sometim...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
First of all Disco Fries, you dont have a wife and you arent...
sadistic red point gaping
  09/13/25
This sounds right. He'll really have nothing when people on...
Translucent genital piercing hunting ground
  09/13/25
i'm pretty sure DF is a flame project CSLG runs, occasionall...
orange boltzmann brethren
  09/13/25
...
Hyperventilating disturbing indirect expression
  09/13/25
...
zombie-like meetinghouse mental disorder
  09/14/25
pic of the broken stove top or this is ALL FLAME
Henna Provocative Rehab
  09/13/25
Wife already picked up the broken stove top and threw it out...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
dumb flame
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
Even his cries for attention are getting weaker. He really ...
Translucent genital piercing hunting ground
  09/13/25
Here you go asshole: https://imgur.com/a/vMwC60p
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
dude if that is actually your hand you need to be on weight ...
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
Oh it’s my hand alright. Here’s a torso shot: h...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
link doesn't work
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
If you hit retry it works
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
no it doesn't. re-upload.
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
I’m going to take a new pic. I think Imgur thinks this...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
...
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
i'll be honest. it's not as scary as your hand implied by it...
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
having trouble jerking it to this tbh
Henna Provocative Rehab
  09/13/25
What should I do to turn my life around?
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
Put ozampac in your ass
zombie-like meetinghouse mental disorder
  09/14/25
Send bobs
Vermilion parlor
  09/14/25
Here is my perfectly mowed lawn that started the whole episo...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
your HOA is insane. why did you move into this neighborhood?
Chrome magical shrine messiness
  09/13/25
you need 2 Edge badly.
Appetizing startled casino
  09/13/25
How does one get started on that? I also need to clean gutte...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
u need a weed wacker with a edger attachment.
Appetizing startled casino
  09/13/25
I don’t know anything about that kind of crap or where...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/13/25
Get a battery one on Amazon it’s like 80 bucks. Does w...
disrespectful thriller space hairy legs
  09/13/25
Instead, they're shoving it up yours lmao
Translucent genital piercing hunting ground
  09/13/25
? just rotate the weed whacker on its side and use it as ...
wonderful abode
  09/13/25
pay illegals or a contractor who hires illegals to do it for...
sick sapphire dilemma nibblets
  09/13/25
You have more weeds than actual grass. The whole thing looks...
lime church
  09/14/25
I don’t give a shit about the grass. It’s too fu...
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/14/25
Get on the HOA board
Brass embarrassed to the bone cruise ship shitlib
  09/14/25
you are a sad, sad fagg0t
Motley Crawly Hospital Friendly Grandma
  09/14/25
Why do you say that, friend?
Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask
  09/14/25


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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Bros, I totally lost it. Punched my induction stovetop with my fist and it completely shattered. Cut up my hand. Feel like a totally crazy Dad right now.

Jesus, bros I think it’s the stress and the bottling up of feelings. I can’t walk this walk alone. I need Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264815)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Milky Ceo

how did your hoa know you broke the stove?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264824)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: erotic tanning salon tattoo

Whats the violation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264833)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Balding floppy macaca jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264840)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264844)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Ruby racy temple son of senegal

This type of omission is why he is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264855)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Appetizing startled casino

no its bait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264873)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

They say I haven’t mowed my lawn (I have, repeatedly, all the time)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264874)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Vermilion parlor

Cracked sidewalks from over weight limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266382)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: sick sapphire dilemma nibblets

it must be nice to not have any real problems (external) to get angry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264846)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I made my kids dinner tonight. They won’t eat it.

https://imgur.com/a/n1rnXdr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264871)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Appetizing startled casino

What is that, cottage cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264876)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Milky Ceo

pickled herring and tomato paste salmon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264878)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: sick sapphire dilemma nibblets

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264885)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: erotic tanning salon tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265007)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: wonderful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265845)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: deep rebellious indian lodge

brother, I cannot emphasize enough how much you don't need a full serving of dairy and fatty avocado as your go to side dishes, eat a vegetable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264880)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Milky Ceo

meat, eggs, avocado, steamed broccoli, carrots, squash and brussels sprouts for every meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264882)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:49 AM
Author: ocher plaza puppy

wtf they let you out of prison ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266384)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I thought that chicken, yogurt, cheese, avocado—all of these foods are on the sign that says Go! Collect $200!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264938)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: deep rebellious indian lodge

no, that would be healthy if you were fit and active, but you are obese and can't walk so you don't need "good fats" you need to be less fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265064)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I just don’t understand the eating thing. One way of eating is “healthy” but I can’t ever do that because I’m fat. So I should be like my kids and eat nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265077)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: deep rebellious indian lodge

you should be doing things like having boiled broccoli as a substitute for most of the things you consume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265138)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: sick sapphire dilemma nibblets

that looks disgusting. make stuff kids want to eat and stop being such a weird foreign faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264881)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

It’s a grilled chicken breast, I melted some jack and Swiss on top, then I did sautéed peppers and onions and mushrooms as a topper.

Sides are slices of avocado and a nice homemade tzatziki yogurt sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264894)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: sick sapphire dilemma nibblets

kids don't want shit mashed together like that or a pile of curdled vomit as a side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264898)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Milky Ceo

Yeah wtf he needs to make normal food or at least cook up some chicken tendies and mac n cheese for the yoots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264908)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: High-end pervert twinkling uncleanness

its actually an improvement, he was refusing to feed them meat before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264911)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered nursing home

JFC his kids are going to commit suicide before they graduate high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266324)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: wonderful abode

we know what would happen if he cooked a box of dinosaur tendies & kraft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265851)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: passionate trust fund

Are you having Alice Springs flashbacks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264937)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

This was way better than any of the offerings at Outback. Also, I didn’t whip up any honey mustard sauce and u didn’t top with bacon. Obviously Outback doesn’t have tzatziki. Also, my pepper and mushroom pepper had a bit of bite from the chipotle peppers in adobe sauce and the fresh jalepenos I used.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264958)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: sick sapphire dilemma nibblets

you literally could just order outback for them and they would be happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265022)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: cordovan vibrant round eye

What happens after you fix your kid a gourmet plate like this and they don't touch it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264934)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Milky Ceo

[guy who's unzipped in anticipation]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264940)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I get really angry and I don’t talk to anyone else the rest of the night. Swallowing feelings if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49264941)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Balding floppy macaca jewess

Looks delicious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265081)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Thanks bro, you should come over for Saturday dinner sometime. Maybe talk me down from the edge.

I am really starting to lose it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265113)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: sadistic red point gaping

First of all Disco Fries, you dont have a wife and you arent a Dad. You are a mentally insane asian that lives below ground in a windowless 400 square foot room. You dont pay HOA fees, you pay rent.

hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265037)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Translucent genital piercing hunting ground

This sounds right. He'll really have nothing when people on this forum stop bothering to even insult him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265082)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: orange boltzmann brethren

i'm pretty sure DF is a flame project CSLG runs, occasionally hires some fat local actor to pose for photos



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265255)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating disturbing indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265873)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: zombie-like meetinghouse mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266326)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Henna Provocative Rehab

pic of the broken stove top or this is ALL FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265043)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Wife already picked up the broken stove top and threw it out. Here’s a pic of my hand though.

https://imgur.com/a/Hzum7ak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265059)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness

dumb flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265061)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Translucent genital piercing hunting ground

Even his cries for attention are getting weaker. He really is the epitome of "failure"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265090)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Here you go asshole:

https://imgur.com/a/vMwC60p

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265095)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness

dude if that is actually your hand you need to be on weight loss injections today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265129)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Oh it’s my hand alright. Here’s a torso shot:

https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265158)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness

link doesn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265203)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

If you hit retry it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265224)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness

no it doesn't. re-upload.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265228)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I’m going to take a new pic. I think Imgur thinks this is pr0n

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265233)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265246)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

https://imgur.com/a/eqPGqme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265250)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness

i'll be honest. it's not as scary as your hand implied by itself, but this is an emergency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265252)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Henna Provocative Rehab

having trouble jerking it to this tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265375)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

What should I do to turn my life around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265449)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: zombie-like meetinghouse mental disorder

Put ozampac in your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266329)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Vermilion parlor

Send bobs

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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Here is my perfectly mowed lawn that started the whole episode:

https://imgur.com/a/RWgdjoB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265140)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Chrome magical shrine messiness

your HOA is insane. why did you move into this neighborhood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265146)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: Appetizing startled casino

you need 2 Edge badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265162)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

How does one get started on that? I also need to clean gutters. And mow again. And I can’t stand being outside because I get so hot and no shirts fit me right anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265192)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Appetizing startled casino

u need a weed wacker with a edger attachment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265225)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I don’t know anything about that kind of crap or where to get one or what. Also, I feel like my HOA should shove it up their ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265229)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: disrespectful thriller space hairy legs

Get a battery one on Amazon it’s like 80 bucks. Does weed eating and edging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265842)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: Translucent genital piercing hunting ground

Instead, they're shoving it up yours lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265901)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: wonderful abode

?

just rotate the weed whacker on its side and use it as an edger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265879)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: sick sapphire dilemma nibblets

pay illegals or a contractor who hires illegals to do it for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49265232)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:00 AM
Author: lime church

You have more weeds than actual grass. The whole thing looks terrible and unkempt. I thought you lived in texas? we have nice yards here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266339)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 5:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

I don’t give a shit about the grass. It’s too fucking hot to go outside anyways. Why is this anyone’s concern? Nobody’s buying houses anyway. Also, I strongly dislike the proliferation of “landscaping crews” with their big trailers driving around everywhere, using massive zero turn mowers on suburban yards, etc. it’s horrible. Those people will cut your grass down to a nub and then the sun will kill it and you will get weeds anyway, so you really have to have the landscaper special, where you buy seeding and refeeding in winter, yards and yards of mulch, water all through summer (and the accompanying irrigation system repair and maintenance) all to keep your lawn looking green (for what purpose?).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266343)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Brass embarrassed to the bone cruise ship shitlib

Get on the HOA board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266410)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: Motley Crawly Hospital Friendly Grandma

you are a sad, sad fagg0t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266398)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 7:09 AM
Author: Know-it-all Heaven Pocket Flask

Why do you say that, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5774057&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49266411)