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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Milky Trip Hospital
  11/29/25
Women are 180
iridescent native juggernaut
  11/29/25
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mind-boggling business firm
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iridescent native juggernaut
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Anal Thriller Potus
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iridescent native juggernaut
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
aphrodisiac area
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Milky Trip Hospital
  11/29/25
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mind-boggling business firm
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
emerald foreskin
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Milky Trip Hospital
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
emerald foreskin
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
Bonkers sepia gaping scourge upon the earth
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
chrome racy step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Coral beady-eyed pocket flask boiling water
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Milky Trip Hospital
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
citrine hairraiser double fault office
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Chest-beating Plum Half-breed Sanctuary
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
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emerald foreskin
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Hateful Church Building Tank
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
aphrodisiac area
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
rough-skinned base windowlicker
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
aphrodisiac area
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Green site deer antler
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
Mildly autistic crackhouse
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Tan New Version Senate
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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slippery organic girlfriend point
  12/04/25
Approved
Confused wonderful station
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
mind-boggling business firm
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Milky Trip Hospital

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: iridescent native juggernaut

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: mind-boggling business firm



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: iridescent native juggernaut



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Anal Thriller Potus



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: iridescent native juggernaut



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: aphrodisiac area

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Milky Trip Hospital

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling business firm



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: emerald foreskin

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Milky Trip Hospital

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: emerald foreskin

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: Bonkers sepia gaping scourge upon the earth

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: chrome racy step-uncle's house

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Coral beady-eyed pocket flask boiling water

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Milky Trip Hospital

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: citrine hairraiser double fault office

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Chest-beating Plum Half-breed Sanctuary

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: citrine hairraiser double fault office

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: emerald foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Hateful Church Building Tank

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: rough-skinned base windowlicker

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac area

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Green site deer antler



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Mildly autistic crackhouse

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Tan New Version Senate

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Vivacious Carmine Property

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: slippery organic girlfriend point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Confused wonderful station

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling business firm

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Milky Trip Hospital

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5085026#49490766)