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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: crystalline supple locus Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.
Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM Author: Charismatic Insecure Jewess Women are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469497) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM Author: Comical Temple Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469506) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Charismatic Insecure Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469529) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: laughsome dysfunction toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470254) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Charismatic Insecure Jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49471195) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM Author: Heady resort but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469514) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM Author: crystalline supple locus Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469521) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM Author: Comical Temple Psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469600) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: razzle alcoholic hissy fit shitlib if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469904) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: crystalline supple locus Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.
100% not flame btw this movie rules. |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM Author: razzle alcoholic hissy fit shitlib jesus talk about a crime against women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470990) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM Author: cordovan alcoholic plaza holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469582) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Clear elastic band Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470236) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM Author: iridescent sanctuary alpha checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469595) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: crystalline supple locus It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469819) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: Cerise hospital pocket flask Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469825) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: ultramarine center what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469857) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Cerise hospital pocket flask No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469858) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM Author: razzle alcoholic hissy fit shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469905) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Peach Talented Chad wasnt this movie written by AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49469901) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Heady resort https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470197) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM Author: lime theater athletic conference I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470272) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Heady resort I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470755) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM Author: naked histrionic crackhouse coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49490241) |
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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Bright dashing school half-breed lol, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49470281) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Stag Film Short guys really shouldn't watch this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49482613) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: Indecent range "millennial culture" is extremely faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49482631) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM Author: disturbing business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49482632) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: exhilarant poppy giraffe heaven Approved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49490026) |
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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Comical Temple Psychic Is this XO approved? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49490030) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM Author: crystalline supple locus It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49490766) |