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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
grizzly mexican
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
grizzly mexican
  08/14/26
No you
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Talented filthy tank
  08/14/26
(marcion)
fishy concupiscible love of her life
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
High-end claret boltzmann
  08/14/26
...
grizzly mexican
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
orchid doctorate
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
...
grizzly mexican
  08/14/26
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bronze odious macaca psychic
  08/14/26
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Arousing Juggernaut
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
cracking wrinkle
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
cracking wrinkle
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
cracking wrinkle
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Henna office
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
black effete dysfunction
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
😲
black effete dysfunction
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
black effete dysfunction
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
grizzly mexican
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
Ghastly
clear factory reset button
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
Exciting ebony orchestra pit
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
hyperactive heady digit ratio shitlib
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
irradiated swollen forum voyeur
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Racy Buck-toothed Therapy Main People
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Racy Buck-toothed Therapy Main People
  08/15/26
...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
Jet sound barrier mood
  08/15/26
Factual
diverse hell
  08/15/26
...
grizzly mexican
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
diverse hell
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
Mischievous saffron market rigpig
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: grizzly mexican

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: grizzly mexican

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Talented filthy tank

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: fishy concupiscible love of her life

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: High-end claret boltzmann

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: grizzly mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: orchid doctorate

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: grizzly mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: bronze odious macaca psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Arousing Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: cracking wrinkle

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: cracking wrinkle

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: cracking wrinkle

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Henna office

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: black effete dysfunction

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: black effete dysfunction

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: black effete dysfunction

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: grizzly mexican

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: clear factory reset button

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting ebony orchestra pit

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: hyperactive heady digit ratio shitlib

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: irradiated swollen forum voyeur

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Racy Buck-toothed Therapy Main People

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Racy Buck-toothed Therapy Main People

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Jet sound barrier mood

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: diverse hell

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: grizzly mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: diverse hell

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: Mischievous saffron market rigpig

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50070112)