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Ken Paxton steals lawyer’s Mont Blanc pen (security cam footage)

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious. https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu...
Umber massive site tattoo
  08/14/26
Lol
smoky pocket flask internal respiration
  08/14/26
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painfully honest deer antler
  08/17/26
Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?
Umber massive site tattoo
  08/14/26
cq
big orchestra pit
  08/17/26
lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger...
Dark Greedy Windowlicker Incel
  08/14/26
2006 was truly a special year in political corruption
Umber massive site tattoo
  08/14/26
lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???
confused orange cuckoldry theater stage
  08/16/26
180 political ad
spectacular heaven
  08/14/26
This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple...
painfully honest deer antler
  08/17/26
Very Trumpian
mentally impaired amethyst parlor digit ratio
  08/14/26
There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceove...
misunderstood light locus
  08/14/26
It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think it...
Bisexual wonderful faggotry
  08/14/26
Sup, Ken
Umber massive site tattoo
  08/15/26
everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken
spectacular heaven
  08/15/26
do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?
sickened dysfunction depressive
  08/15/26
Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This gu...
Nudist ceo partner
  08/15/26
Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve
Umber massive site tattoo
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Chocolate Bateful Corner Headpube
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Cream sadistic public bath
  08/16/26
I’m voting for him even harder now
odious carmine garrison
  08/16/26
One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate&q...
Exhilarant fat ankles
  08/16/26
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Sable Dashing Weed Whacker Stain
  08/16/26
Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representativ...
Motley ruddy base kitty
  08/16/26
Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happen...
Exhilarant fat ankles
  08/16/26
lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be...
Motley ruddy base kitty
  08/16/26
This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent exa...
translucent coffee pot
  08/16/26
this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is ...
Motley ruddy base kitty
  08/16/26
You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas....
Chocolate Bateful Corner Headpube
  08/16/26
Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.
smoky pocket flask internal respiration
  08/16/26
Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all...
Dark Greedy Windowlicker Incel
  08/17/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Umber massive site tattoo

Lmfao, this guy is hilarious.

https://youtu.be/QlHVxUMasu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068361)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: smoky pocket flask internal respiration

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068367)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: painfully honest deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50073147)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Umber massive site tattoo

Was Shitlaw Steve actually Ken Paxton?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068376)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: big orchestra pit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50073144)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Dark Greedy Windowlicker Incel

lol he’s truly cartoonish. The 2006 vibes get stronger and stronger this year. This was roughly the point in 2006 when the Mark Foley story first broke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068378)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Umber massive site tattoo

2006 was truly a special year in political corruption

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068436)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: confused orange cuckoldry theater stage

lol remember the Larry Craig bathroom incident???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071988)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:59 PM
Author: spectacular heaven

180 political ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068446)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: painfully honest deer antler

This. The whole pen stealing story has been used in multiple election cycles now but this ad made me actually chuckle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50073146)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: mentally impaired amethyst parlor digit ratio

Very Trumpian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068450)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: misunderstood light locus

There’s something about the fagginess of that voiceover that pisses me off more than the theft of a Mont Blanc pen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068940)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: Bisexual wonderful faggotry

It's a good ad, but I wonder what percent of people think its going too far.

Like seems like he just found a pen left behind and picked it up. If it were a Bic, people would be touting him as environmentally friendly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50068950)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Umber massive site tattoo

Sup, Ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069844)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: spectacular heaven

everyone knows a mont blanc when they see it, ken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069847)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: sickened dysfunction depressive

do you think he would've taken it if it was a Bic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069860)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Nudist ceo partner

Shitlaw Steve bragged about doing this 20 years ago. This guy pulled a literal Shitlaw Steve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50069853)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Umber massive site tattoo

Ken Paxton may actually be shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071043)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Chocolate Bateful Corner Headpube



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Date: August 16th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Domesticated Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071089)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Cream sadistic public bath



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: odious carmine garrison

I’m voting for him even harder now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50072357)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant fat ankles

One guy "stole" a pen, the other "candidate" expresses his love of "trans kids." Paxton is the Alpha Asshole Bully we need and deserve. Btw he *will* fuck your wife.

Libs, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071115)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Sable Dashing Weed Whacker Stain



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Motley ruddy base kitty

Democratic U.S. Senate nominee and Texas State Representative James Talarico endorsed reparations for Black Americans during a campaign stop in DeSoto, Texas. He stated that repairing past harms aligns with his faith and background. He pointed to policies like tuition relief, homeownership grants, and government-funded baby bonds to build generational wealth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071123)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant fat ankles

Talarico is such a faggot. His "faith" just happens to completely and totally align with current far left democrat ideals. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071159)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Motley ruddy base kitty

lol at "the same courthouse where Paxton would later be indicted for investment fraud"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071137)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: translucent coffee pot

This bored loves physiognomy. Ken Paxton is an excellent example of appearances matching his morals.

He's probably going to lose to Talaricio. Which he deserves to. MAGA shot itself in the foot. But it's an exchange for El Sayed (another perfect example of physiognomy), who's going to lose to Mike Rogers in Michigan. Dem-DSA shooting itself in the foot.

Maybe we are slowly shifting back to normalcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071506)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Motley ruddy base kitty

this feels like a hot take, talarico and rogers. my gut is paxton and sayed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071655)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Bateful Corner Headpube

You are correct. Dems mathematically unable to win in Texas. Similarly Moozlims own Michigan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50071785)



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Date: August 16th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: smoky pocket flask internal respiration

Blue wave. Talarico and Al Sayed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50072351)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Dark Greedy Windowlicker Incel

Both are coin flips and it’s like an indictment of all of America that these two races that shouldn’t be close are going to gobble up ~1/3 of all spending in the senate this cycle. Both would be 10+ wins for the incumbent party if the party establishments hadn’t been decimated in the last 10 years and replace with these two ruling retards factions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893152&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#50073136)