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Do Goyim Know What We Pre-Rip Our Toilet Paper For Shabbat?
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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin you cant rip toilet paper on shabbat, so we rip it in advance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49417778) |
Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: narrow-minded nubile people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49417780) |
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Date: November 10th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49417784) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:40 PM Author: Transparent state Is flushing a toilet kosher on Shabbat? Seems like it should not be since it initiates a mechanical process What about a Japanese toilet that blasts ur ass but requires you to press a button -- no good I assume |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:43 PM Author: Umber stimulating potus I think the pertinent question would be can they wipe their butt. They probably have a shabbos goy or child do that for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503568) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:44 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin mechanical =/= electric
the torah prohibition is lighting a fire. using electricity is lighting fires bc ur creating sparks
a mechanical process doesnt involve circuitry. flushing a toilet is no different than putting a key in a lock opening your front door.
a nip toilet that blasts your ass would be no good unless it does it automatically somehow. |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 10:46 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house this opens the door for a lot of interesting questions wrt the nature of these two categories "law" is pretty fun when it's just bickering over classifications imo and that appears to be a good chunk of what happens in a minyan of scholars |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:00 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin ofs. this shit is fascinating.
get this. using an electronic device like tapping a cell phone technically doesnt violate the torah prohibition because it's just using a battery rather than electricity. there are several reasons its prohibited by rabbinic enactments, though. but it's not a torah prohibition.
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: Opaque stage By that logic, driving a Tesla is fine, too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503610) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:06 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin poor rc? it would be rabbinically prohibited, which means you still cant
though you raise an interesting point. when there's a need to break shabbat to save lives, it's better to break a rabbinic prohibition than a torah prohibition. in that case, maybe the jewish EMT services (hatzalah) should use electric ambulences? |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house ideally you'd construct your communities around safe and efficient walking or rolling distance from a hospital to avoid the conundrum entirely i do enjoy that jews allow the rabbis to weigh in on seemingly secular matters like architecture and urban planning. christian priests today don't have that kind of all encompassing approach, at least not outside of europe, but it's generally important in an older, more genteel sense, to have learned men available for advisory on secular projects |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:15 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin tsinah the emt can verify, but every minute matters with major trauma. ur not gonna have every jew a 5 minute walk from the hospital. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503633) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:17 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house for certain, but i guess i'm just saying that in a community with a theocratic sort of bent it's something you'd want to consider it also makes sense from a secular perspective as well |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house i met a jewish guy on one of those autistic map painting games maybe 3 years back and we had a fun time talking late into the night about what an ideal jewish city would look like i showed him the old american progressive "garden city" notion (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_city_movement#/media/File:Howard-three-magnets.png) and we were talking about whether or not the town hall or a main synagogue should be the focal point in between the spokes |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house like tapping it to turn it on? i mean there are idk i guess "sparks" happening at an atomic or molecular level in a battery i don't really remember exactly how batteries work but there's probably some kind of chemical combination that produces heat |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin yeah people have asked all those questions. there's also an issue of doing something directly versus indirectly. you may not be setting a spark directly if you tap your phone to turn, and it might be indirect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503621) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house how does it handle the issue of bioelectricity then? i mean we're animated by sparks in a sense at a small enough level, and they're not metaphorical ones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503638) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: bipolar passionate sandwich protip: don’t start with the premise that these questions are being addressed in an intellectually honest fashion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49504218) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Offensive national athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503607) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:03 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin poor rc? he was asking about the fancy nip toilets that are plugged in and u press buttons. he's not asking about a traditional bidet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503611) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:49 PM Author: Opaque stage Just so you know, when you flush a toilet the effect is the water pump kicks on to refill the reservoir. The pump requires electricity. Everything beyond the first flush should be illegal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503685) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:53 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house the jewish ruling on whether or not the uncleanliness from an unflushed commode outweighs the respect shown from not using the grid on the sabbath would be pretty telling what's the verdict on this |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: garnet glittery turdskin srsly wtf are u talking about. the toilet water pump doesnt require electricity. if you have a power outage, you can still flush ur toilet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503971) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: Opaque stage Yes, once. If you're on city water or something, maybe they keep your pipes pressurized and run their pumps on generators. If you're using well water, your well absolutely requires electricity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49504143) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: garnet glittery turdskin jews dont live anywhere with well water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49504181) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: Opaque stage good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49504210) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house that system is pretty bound to the electrical grid though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503619) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Transparent state That's interesting so how do you jews get around that for furnaces in winter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503989) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: garnet glittery turdskin you're not using it/touching it. it's already on. this applies to any form of AC or heat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503990) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:05 PM Author: Mewling Organic Girlfriend Gay Wizard how did kikes come up with all these retarded rules, they are such neurotic garbage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503613) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:07 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin god gave them to moses, and they were passed down orally for 1000+ years, then codified in writing in about 200 ce and by then, there were tons of disputes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503618) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: red pit chad ahaahahahahhaahahahahaahahahahahaahahhahaahahahahaahah
jewish iq folks |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house some are more on the inane side but there's also a lot of wisdom in a great deal of them and it's stuff that we had to go back and look at with scientific change to really understand why some were also found to be counter-productive |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: red pit chad yeah uncooked pork was riddled with trichinosis wow so scientific
good work jews! |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:26 PM Author: medicated wine step-uncle's house same with the deep seafood prohibition wrt preservation or lack thereof it probably saved a lot of lives over the centuries there's also been a few studies as of late showing that several common types of food poisoning can cause damage to the body more serious than the immediate symptoms would suggest some of it yeah complete nonsense ljl but eh you don't really get to find that out until you experiment with it |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:23 PM Author: red pit chad its a humiliation ritual to see who degrades themselves most for the party. kinda stalinist
jew cucks LOVE it |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: flushed heaven pozpig Must suck to be in Hell for toilet paper ripping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503623) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:16 PM Author: garnet glittery turdskin or using toothpaste on shabbat that isnt a special gel kind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503634) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: red pit chad (jew cuck LOVING weird abstract humiliation ritual rules) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503653) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:24 PM Author: red pit chad whats the one where the wives give their pussy fluids to the rabbi for inspection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503654) |
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Date: December 12th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Mewling Organic Girlfriend Gay Wizard this one is lolzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49504464) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: Dashing Elite Lodge Do they know it’s Shabbat time at all? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5795778&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164",#49503690) |