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What happened to the FARTHEST CORNELL lawyer?

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talented bipolar location half-breed
  12/19/19
I think about this guy often and hope he is happy
Sadistic provocative feces
  01/05/23
heard he jumped off the gorgeous GORGES
stubborn bull headed pervert
  01/05/23
So I spent wayyyyy too long looking this up because he's a b...
Soul-stirring hospital goal in life
  03/29/23
amazing career trajectory
carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha
  01/21/24
How far from Cornell is he these days?
talented bipolar location half-breed
  02/05/24
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carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha
  03/24/24
Is it outing if they aren’t poasters, just talked abou...
vivacious self-absorbed codepig national
  03/24/24
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Bearded Turquoise Factory Reset Button
  03/24/24
UPDATE: now a social studies teacher in a TINY town in Alask...
carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha
  12/05/25
Doobs has had an interesting life, that's for sure
Carmine ratface nowag
  12/05/25
i was being serious - though while his linkedin says alaska ...
carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha
  12/05/25
didn't this guy go solo straight out of law school?
slippery milk generalized bond
  12/05/25
yep
carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha
  12/05/25


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Date: December 19th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: talented bipolar location half-breed

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#39293154)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Sadistic provocative feces

I think about this guy often and hope he is happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#45745384)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: stubborn bull headed pervert

heard he jumped off the gorgeous GORGES

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#45745395)



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Date: March 29th, 2023 5:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hospital goal in life

So I spent wayyyyy too long looking this up because he's a bit of an enigma. No outing.

1. Bar license has been suspended in Oregon for non-disciplinary reasons.

2. Went back to get MY MASTER'S in History, then MY MASTER'S in Teaching, 2015-2016 range.

3. Now basically a substitute teacher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#46115204)



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Date: January 21st, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha

amazing career trajectory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#47315436)



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Date: February 5th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: talented bipolar location half-breed

How far from Cornell is he these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#47368817)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha



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Date: March 24th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious self-absorbed codepig national

Is it outing if they aren’t poasters, just talked about on the board?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#47523222)



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Date: March 24th, 2024 8:34 PM
Author: Bearded Turquoise Factory Reset Button



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha

UPDATE: now a social studies teacher in a TINY town in Alaska, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49486298)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Carmine ratface nowag

Doobs has had an interesting life, that's for sure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49486301)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha

i was being serious - though while his linkedin says alaska he no longer appears on the school's staff page.

who knows to what parts unknown, what lonely corner of our pale blue doot our former counselor from farthest cornell hath lately wandered...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49487469)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: slippery milk generalized bond

didn't this guy go solo straight out of law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49487480)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: carnelian insanely creepy private investor alpha

yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4404656&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49487542)