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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse
  11/29/25
Women are 180
poppy electric base national security agency
  11/29/25
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burgundy filthpig friendly grandma
  11/29/25
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poppy electric base national security agency
  11/29/25
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canary philosopher-king
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poppy electric base national security agency
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
floppy theater foreskin
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse
  11/29/25
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burgundy filthpig friendly grandma
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
Cream becky marketing idea
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
Cream becky marketing idea
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
cruel-hearted white cuckoldry
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
big indian lodge kitty
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Underhanded Boyish Spot
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
Bistre contagious state depressive
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Azure affirmative action
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
Bistre contagious state depressive
  11/29/25
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Cream becky marketing idea
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Mischievous dingle berry school cafeteria
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
floppy theater foreskin
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
provocative zombie-like brethren
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
floppy theater foreskin
  11/29/25
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emerald vivacious mad cow disease
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
stirring nursing home hissy fit
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
Swashbuckling deer antler
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Coiffed menage
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Domesticated snowy ticket booth cuck
  12/04/25
Approved
violent lascivious school
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
burgundy filthpig friendly grandma
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: poppy electric base national security agency

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: burgundy filthpig friendly grandma



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: poppy electric base national security agency



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: canary philosopher-king



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: poppy electric base national security agency



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: floppy theater foreskin

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: burgundy filthpig friendly grandma



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cream becky marketing idea

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Cream becky marketing idea

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: cruel-hearted white cuckoldry

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469582)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: big indian lodge kitty

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Underhanded Boyish Spot

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Bistre contagious state depressive

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Azure affirmative action

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Bistre contagious state depressive

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Cream becky marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Mischievous dingle berry school cafeteria

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: floppy theater foreskin

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: provocative zombie-like brethren

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: floppy theater foreskin

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: emerald vivacious mad cow disease



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: stirring nursing home hissy fit

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: Swashbuckling deer antler

Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Coiffed menage

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Domesticated snowy ticket booth cuck



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: violent lascivious school

Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: burgundy filthpig friendly grandma

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Curious Bat Shit Crazy Whorehouse

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49490766)