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Cowshit what do you make of CSLG

I don’t recall if you’ve proffered a proper exeg...
Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe
  12/06/25
I appreciate the way he makes business look easy and the thi...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
“ Now is his “system” just ingeniously shu...
lilac out-of-control newt
  12/06/25
That’s literally just him being better at this shit th...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
Xo is pure projection lately. I’m not even certain it ...
Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe
  12/06/25
You would think a board full of lawyers would be like &ldquo...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
Come on man. Cslg is obviously a master scam artist.
concupiscible brindle sandwich
  12/06/25
You’re missing the point though. What is worse, being ...
Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe
  12/06/25
Eh, that’s assuming every lawyer wants to be cslg or s...
concupiscible brindle sandwich
  12/06/25
Most lawyers wanted a safe path to $$$ and don't give much o...
mildly autistic buff travel guidebook
  12/06/25
this is cr, people dont join kirkland because of a burning p...
Marvelous Church
  12/06/25
sound on https://imgur.com/JbCxZtd
Comical peach deer antler
  12/06/25
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Marvelous Church
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charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
i think a lot of people start out as true believers, especia...
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charismatic idea he suggested parlor
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charismatic idea he suggested parlor
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charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
rate him as a console and explain
Comical peach deer antler
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Aromatic bossy weed whacker
  12/06/25
The entire combined Sega tower of power. Ironic, given that ...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths...
mildly autistic buff travel guidebook
  12/06/25
boring and Losery take iirc. youre Jewish arent you.
wonderful clown
  12/06/25
He’s Jewish. Sephardic imo iirc
lilac out-of-control newt
  12/06/25
I fail to see how that’s relevant
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
OYT, would you rather be 5'5", have a head full of hair...
translucent haunted graveyard
  12/06/25
CSLG looks 5’7 or so imo. He is obviously much more &l...
Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe
  12/06/25
Usually when this comes up, the Worse, Less Successful but E...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
It’s so cringey imo, if you’ll excuse the reddit...
Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe
  12/06/25
yeah I guess and btw, idc, and long subthreads bore me. imho...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
easy there champ.
Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe
  12/06/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807145&mc=...
charismatic idea he suggested parlor
  12/06/25
hes absolutely loser clique imo
histrionic maize garrison
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Electric water buffalo cuck
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charismatic idea he suggested parlor
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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe

I don’t recall if you’ve proffered a proper exegesis as of yet. Though your perspective may be biased as he is one of (((you))).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49488648)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

I appreciate the way he makes business look easy and the things he talks about like setting up an optimal System to yield exponentially better results than most Losers in shitlaw. Tons of lawyers make shitlaw look really fuckin’ difficult and struggle to pay Rent and their associates make like $52,500. That’s the one thing I think about when it comes to cslg. As a Lawyer, this is the part I find interesting. Also he overcame the ruination of being a weakling with type I diabetes and says he benches 300. One time we mocked his Hair and he got on rogaine. It worked iirc. You should try it. He knows how to take criticism and integrate it constructively into his repertoire.

Now is his “system” just ingeniously shuttling clients to the right doctors, yeah maybe but most pi lawyers are so dumb they don’t even have that part figured out. Everyone who acts like they 100% know he’s running a scam are being intellectually dishonest and they have like no firsthand knowledge on any of it. When you attack cslg you should go at it like “you’re probably a piece of shit” instead of “I INSIST you’re a pos.”

It would be more interesting if we had decent lawyers here who could hold him accountable for his likely malfeasance but what are you gonna do

I don’t like divorce bc people who do it are full of themselves usually and have stopped caring or dgaf about their “kids” bc statistically is Ruins them but it seems like if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths maybe it sucks less. I read “my wife got depressed” as “I kept fucking strange and maybe she did too but she was only getting with yellow fever Losers soooooo”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49488928)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: lilac out-of-control newt

“ Now is his “system” just ingeniously shuttling clients to the right doctors, yeah maybe but most pi lawyers are so dumb they don’t even have that part figured out. Everyone who acts like they 100% know he’s running a scam are being intellectually dishonest and they have like no firsthand knowledge on any of it”

Many of us have plenty of firsthand knowledge. He used to openly admit that he convinces EVERY CLIENT to get epidurals because it substantially brings up the value of a case. You think the guy who was hit in a parking lot going 2 mph has severe back pain requiring multiple epidurals? Quit being a fucking KIKE and think beyond defending a fellow tribesman, cowkike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49488957)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

That’s literally just him being better at this shit than other PI lawyers. The whole thing is a racket beyond covering medical bills (which insurance covers anyway basically so what’s the point). You’re assigning higher moral character to PI lawyers who suck more at this than he does just bc they gross 70k like doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489013)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe

Xo is pure projection lately. I’m not even certain it is self-aware projection. Even RSF comes across as measured and humble compared to some of these pumos and swinging dicks imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489151)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

You would think a board full of lawyers would be like “our jobs are fake, law is a fake job” but actually what you see them saying A LOT is: “ALL white collar jobs are fake!!!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489180)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle sandwich

Come on man. Cslg is obviously a master scam artist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489184)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe

You’re missing the point though. What is worse, being a Scam Artist or a FAILED Scam Artist in denial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489188)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: concupiscible brindle sandwich

Eh, that’s assuming every lawyer wants to be cslg or something. Most don’t even want to be solo practitioners or practice pi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489234)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: mildly autistic buff travel guidebook

Most lawyers wanted a safe path to $$$ and don't give much of a shit about whether or not they're useful members of society. Don't think being a rent seeking biglawyer perpetuating the scam of byzantine layers of regulation siphoning off money and productivity is significantly better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489266)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Marvelous Church

this is cr, people dont join kirkland because of a burning passion to defend megacorps from their osha violations, its because it is supposed to provide stability and a good chance of a umc lifestyle. they dont do pi because they assume, rightly, that the chances of becoming cslg are pretty slim and the skillset that makes them attractive to biglaw doesnt provide any advantage in that arena

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489282)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Comical peach deer antler

sound on

https://imgur.com/JbCxZtd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489804)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489881)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489352)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Comical peach deer antler

i think a lot of people start out as true believers, especially law school applicants. if you go on reddit law school and biglaw subs it's full of people like this.

but by the time you've worked enough biglaw to realize it's all fraudlies you're pot committed and have golden handcuffs. if prospective lawyers didn't care either way then law school marketing and biglaw wouldn't be filled with wesley johnson talking about how important and valuable what they do is. i think this rugpull is a huge factor on why UMC biglawyers tend to be depressed, alcoholics, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489939)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489556)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489557)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489558)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Comical peach deer antler

rate him as a console and explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49488991)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Aromatic bossy weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49488998)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

The entire combined Sega tower of power. Ironic, given that he is Short. A Loser with a Scummy absentee father. Intellectual. Shady. Scummy. More than any *honest* man can afford. Dark Wizard. Snatcher. Corpse Killer. Earthworm Jim on Sega CD for no reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489031)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:02 PM
Author: mildly autistic buff travel guidebook

if the kids have like money and consoles and high net worths maybe it sucks less tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489185)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: wonderful clown

boring and Losery take iirc. youre Jewish arent you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489722)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: lilac out-of-control newt

He’s Jewish. Sephardic imo iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489851)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

I fail to see how that’s relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489856)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: translucent haunted graveyard

OYT, would you rather be 5'5", have a head full of hair, and be worth 8 figures OR be 5'9", bald, and on the cusp of ruination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489199)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe

CSLG looks 5’7 or so imo. He is obviously much more “successful” than me, but I don’t envy him. I don’t even want a “family”, much less a broken one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489201)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

Usually when this comes up, the Worse, Less Successful but Equally Amoral lawyers say something like (usually deep amid some subthread) "I am Tall. I prefer my life haha. Best life ever imho"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489564)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe

It’s so cringey imo, if you’ll excuse the redditism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489579)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

yeah I guess and btw, idc, and long subthreads bore me. imho you made this thread bc I conspicuously don't participate in cslg threading. If you like long subthreads and epic threads then in general you're probably like lex tp and low T. I am high T and make my own threads and have my own disciples. I don't concern myself with things that are none of my business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489681)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Supple twinkling sweet tailpipe

easy there champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489839)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807145&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489849)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: histrionic maize garrison

hes absolutely loser clique imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49489684)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Electric water buffalo cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49492019)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49492064)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: charismatic idea he suggested parlor

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808875&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807003&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49503156)