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Actual Catholic here taking questions

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay
  08/14/26
No you
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
Primrose deep hunting ground kitty
  08/14/26
(marcion)
Slate stirring rigpig cuckold
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
dark appetizing cuck
  08/14/26
...
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Adventurous Brunch
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
...
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay
  08/14/26
...
Awkward razzle macaca point
  08/14/26
...
copper dashing private investor blood rage
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
Histrionic property
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
Histrionic property
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
Histrionic property
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Cyan Faggotry
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
aphrodisiac pervert location
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
😲
aphrodisiac pervert location
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
aphrodisiac pervert location
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
Ghastly
Territorial contagious hell fanboi
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
harsh trailer park
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
pearl philosopher-king
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
disrespectful nudist ticket booth
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
Soul-stirring hateful national security agency jew
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
Soul-stirring hateful national security agency jew
  08/15/26
...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
pink 180 hominid
  08/15/26
Factual
rose adulterous whorehouse juggernaut
  08/15/26
...
Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
rose adulterous whorehouse juggernaut
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
flesh office mad-dog skullcap
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Primrose deep hunting ground kitty

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Slate stirring rigpig cuckold

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: dark appetizing cuck

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Adventurous Brunch

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068695)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Awkward razzle macaca point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068720)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: copper dashing private investor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069135)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Histrionic property

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: Histrionic property

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: Histrionic property

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Cyan Faggotry

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert location

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert location

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert location

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Territorial contagious hell fanboi

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: harsh trailer park

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: pearl philosopher-king

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: disrespectful nudist ticket booth

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hateful national security agency jew

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring hateful national security agency jew

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: pink 180 hominid

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: rose adulterous whorehouse juggernaut

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Maroon Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: rose adulterous whorehouse juggernaut

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: flesh office mad-dog skullcap

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070112)