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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
cheese-eating brethren shrine
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
cheese-eating brethren shrine
  11/11/25
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Vermilion balding liquid oxygen stage
  11/11/25
Just tell some n word jokes.
Chest-beating Up-to-no-good Therapy
  11/11/25
Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and ...
Crystalline Pervert
  11/11/25
he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed
Crystalline Pervert
  11/11/25
smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts
Peach Talented Orchestra Pit
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Mind-boggling Bronze Clown
  11/12/25
arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https...
cocky wonderful nowag
  11/11/25
Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonig...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
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bateful coiffed den
  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
titillating mildly autistic library
  11/11/25
Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road ...
Excitant national security agency
  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
Excitant national security agency
  11/11/25
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titillating mildly autistic library
  11/11/25
wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out y...
lascivious twinkling uncleanness sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
Indecent theatre filthpig
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
lascivious twinkling uncleanness sneaky criminal
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
Bistre violent field
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
adventurous chrome boiling water
  11/11/25
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sepia haunting hell coffee pot
  11/12/25
lmfao
arousing disrespectful parlour pisswyrm
  11/12/25
Aren’t iPods crazy?
naked double fault
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Bistre violent field
  11/11/25
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clear heady center
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Disturbing Mediation Pozpig
  11/12/25
sprinted here
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sepia haunting hell coffee pot
  11/12/25
relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
effete umber windowlicker sex offender
  11/11/25
i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brie...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
tp
Disturbing Mediation Pozpig
  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
judgmental mint stage
  11/11/25
direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casu...
slippery lodge
  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
lemon gaped stead
  11/11/25
...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont ...
hilarious soul-stirring principal's office indirect expression
  11/11/25
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vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
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sepia haunting hell coffee pot
  11/12/25
Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well ...
clear heady center
  11/11/25
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Mind-boggling Bronze Clown
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Fragrant spot
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bateful coiffed den
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judgmental mint stage
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boyish boistinker locus
  11/12/25
they probably are unaware about the superior playing style o...
twinkling school cafeteria cuck
  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
vivacious red nibblets
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
brilliant heaven
  11/12/25
You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimu...
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  11/12/25


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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren shrine

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren shrine

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Vermilion balding liquid oxygen stage



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Chest-beating Up-to-no-good Therapy

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Crystalline Pervert

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Crystalline Pervert

https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Peach Talented Orchestra Pit

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Bronze Clown



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cocky wonderful nowag

arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bateful coiffed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421769)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: titillating mildly autistic library

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Excitant national security agency

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Excitant national security agency

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: titillating mildly autistic library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: lascivious twinkling uncleanness sneaky criminal

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Indecent theatre filthpig

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: lascivious twinkling uncleanness sneaky criminal

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Bistre violent field

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: adventurous chrome boiling water

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sepia haunting hell coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49423279)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: arousing disrespectful parlour pisswyrm

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: naked double fault

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Bistre violent field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: clear heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Disturbing Mediation Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: godawful yapping gay wizard locale

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sepia haunting hell coffee pot



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: effete umber windowlicker sex offender

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Disturbing Mediation Pozpig

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: judgmental mint stage

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: slippery lodge

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: lemon gaped stead

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420951)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: hilarious soul-stirring principal's office indirect expression

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sepia haunting hell coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49423284)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: clear heady center

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Bronze Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421291)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Fragrant spot



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: cheese-eating brethren shrine



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: bateful coiffed den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: judgmental mint stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421791)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: boyish boistinker locus



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: twinkling school cafeteria cuck

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: vivacious red nibblets

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: brilliant heaven

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Vermilion balding liquid oxygen stage

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49424851)