🚨 SCOTUS To Decide Birthright Citizenship 🚨
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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:49 PM Author: mind-boggling hell degenerate
or you could click just a couple of times and read the briefs that actually cite a lot of them in one handy little document
(well, a handful of handy little documents, but you get the point)
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof,
AND subject to the jurisdiction thereof,
AND
words have meaning, and the second limb cannot just be wished or assumed away
now I"m certain the court will chicken out, or at least 7+ of them, but your point about language being clear actually works against you, if you read on past the first comma
also, if you read what the drafters actually said at the time of the drafting
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49495038) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: Drunken black woman pervert
they are subject to the jurisdiction of the US.
no one just "wished it away", there's plenty of discussion about this in the cases interpreting it if you took the time to read them.
this court overturned roe v wade, which is certainly a much more significant and controversial decision than overturning birthright citizenship. why are you so adverse to the idea that this is the correct reading over SCOTUS lacking courage? it seems clear to me that it's because you don't like birthright as a policy (and i agree!) and *you* simply wish the law is different than what it is.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49495059) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: Dead Swashbuckling Nursing Home
"instead rely on an unaccountable judiciary using penumbral sorcery to hopefully craft policy we like. "
yeah what a crazy hypothetical scenario that would be, imagine if the shoe were on the other foot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49496148) |
Date: December 8th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: razzle-dazzle at-the-ready university windowlicker
What’s interesting is why they decided to take it up at all. What is the point if there are already 5+ solid votes for upholding BC? They could just leave it alone and the appellate courts order would not be disturbed.
Do we have any SCOTUS scholars here who can explain?
This of course happens whenever they affirm a ruling so I know it’s not exceptional or a hint as to which way they are leaning but what is the calculus here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49494993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Hilarious Hominid
Yeah they assfucked California on Establishment Clause grounds for COVID restrictions that had already been revoked by the time the case was appealed. Pretty sure it was 9-0. California couldn't explain why they had closed churches but not LAX
EDIT NPR says it was 5-4 but there were some 1A cases that went 7-2 or unanimous around the same timhttps://www.npr.org/2021/02/06/964822479/supreme-court-rules-against-california-ban-on-in-person-worship-amid-the-pandemie
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49495068)
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Date: December 8th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: Hilarious Hominid
United States
Federal courts
The United States Supreme Court has determined that the case or controversy requirement found in Article Three of the United States Constitution prohibits United States federal courts from issuing advisory opinions. Accordingly, before the court will hear a case, it must find that the parties have a tangible interest at stake in the matter, the issue presented must be "mature for judicial resolution" or ripe, and a justiciable issue must remain before the court throughout the course of the lawsuit. While this doctrine is still in full force, there has been a liberalization of these requirements in recent years.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advisory_opinion
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49495003) |
Date: December 8th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Cracking Avocado Set
They'll strike down the EO, but there's a decent chance they "clarify" that Congress (vs. the president) can delimit/limit the "jurisdiction thereof". There won't ever be a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate to actually do this (I say that, but it's possible that a duly chastened Dem party signs onto, say, an anti-birth tourism law), but there's a very good chance that, if (1) SCOTUS guts section 2 of the VRA here in Callais (which it's going to); and (2) Dems win a trifecta in 2028, the Dems blow up -- or at least blow a hole in -- the filibuster in order to pass a national ban on partisan gerrymandering. (VRA violations are just a subset of partisan gerrymanders that happen to have a racial effect. W/o the VRA, every deep south state will go to 0 or 1 Dem district, for a net loss of around a dozen seats, which isn't insurmountable in a wave year but which changes the game permanently.)
It's most likely that they try to preserve the filibuster overall and just create an "exception" for democracy preservation (or whatever), which then gives the other side the right to open that hole up wider with similarly impactful shit, at which point a ceasefire is reached: I'm thinking a bill imposing nationwide voter ID, banning all no-cause absentee voting, and narrowing birthright citizenship down to legal residents under certain conditions. (I'm not just making this up; this gets talked about in GOP circles.)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49495122) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:11 AM Author: Hilarious Hominid
Date: December 9th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: ever-growing, towering monument of mental illness (gunneratttt)
'subject' is a verb
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49496373) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Hilarious Hominid
Date: December 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: ever-growing, towering monument of mental illness (gunneratttt)
well it's actually an adjective
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49496394) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Drunken black woman pervert
your ESL here reminds me of this hilarious exchange
"since you're ESL perhaps this will help:
essentially: used to emphasize the basic, fundamental, or intrinsic nature of a person, thing, or situation."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5802472&forum_id=2#49460565)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5808053&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49496408) |
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