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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Amethyst really tough guy regret
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Soul-stirring kitchen legend
  08/28/25
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Amethyst really tough guy regret
  08/28/25
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emerald cuck
  08/28/25
that's it?
passionate chapel
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Amethyst really tough guy regret
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Boyish aqua station
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
passionate chapel
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
arousing menage volcanic crater
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
arousing menage volcanic crater
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
arousing menage volcanic crater
  09/12/25
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arousing menage volcanic crater
  10/28/25
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arousing menage volcanic crater
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arousing menage volcanic crater
  12/11/25
Haha wow
crusty motley casino
  08/28/25
Happy?
cordovan hissy fit
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
crusty motley casino
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
emerald cuck
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
emerald cuck
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Insecure office yarmulke
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
cocky pale point
  08/28/25
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  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
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  08/29/25
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  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Bright potus french chef
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
dashing honey-headed karate patrolman
  08/29/25
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Thriller home boltzmann
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Pearly self-centered gaping gaming laptop
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
dashing honey-headed karate patrolman
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
arousing menage volcanic crater
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
razzle silver area philosopher-king
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
crusty motley casino
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Bright potus french chef
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Poppy frum tanning salon
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
diverse haunted graveyard spot
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
crusty motley casino
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
emerald cuck
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
dashing honey-headed karate patrolman
  09/01/25
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Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
dashing honey-headed karate patrolman
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  09/01/25
Lolololol
cordovan hissy fit
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
crusty motley casino
  09/01/25
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arousing menage volcanic crater
  09/12/25
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arousing menage volcanic crater
  11/27/25
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arousing menage volcanic crater
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
cobalt university
  09/01/25
Fuck you
crusty motley casino
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
arousing menage volcanic crater
  09/12/25
Yes
Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
arousing menage volcanic crater
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
arousing menage volcanic crater
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Amethyst really tough guy regret
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Amethyst really tough guy regret



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring kitchen legend

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Amethyst really tough guy regret



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: emerald cuck



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: passionate chapel

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Amethyst really tough guy regret

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Boyish aqua station

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: passionate chapel

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: crusty motley casino

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: cordovan hissy fit

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: crusty motley casino

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: emerald cuck

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: emerald cuck

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Insecure office yarmulke

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: cocky pale point

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Thriller home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Fuchsia ratface

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: drab submissive masturbator coffee pot



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Bright potus french chef

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed karate patrolman

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Thriller home boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Pearly self-centered gaping gaming laptop

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: dashing honey-headed karate patrolman

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: razzle silver area philosopher-king

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: crusty motley casino

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Bright potus french chef

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Poppy frum tanning salon

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: diverse haunted graveyard spot

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: crusty motley casino

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: emerald cuck

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed karate patrolman

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: dashing honey-headed karate patrolman

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: cordovan hissy fit

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: crusty motley casino

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: cobalt university

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: crusty motley casino

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Canary Shitlib Preventive Strike

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: arousing menage volcanic crater

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Amethyst really tough guy regret

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49259839)