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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Frozen antidepressant drug
  12/29/15
b!
rebellious site sweet tailpipe
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C
Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask
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Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
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c
bright multi-billionaire milk
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a
Charismatic church national security agency
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a
Cerebral wine giraffe black woman
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
rebellious site sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Frozen antidepressant drug
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...
Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
rebellious site sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
thriller bronze abode newt
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Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
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?
thriller bronze abode newt
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Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Frozen antidepressant drug
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Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
  12/29/15
c for sure
thriller bronze abode newt
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C
Cerebral wine giraffe black woman
  12/29/15
c
hateful supple crackhouse masturbator
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Xo
Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask
  12/29/15
chaturbate
comical violent psychic ladyboy
  12/30/15
C!
rebellious site sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
rebellious site sweet tailpipe
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
Copper spectacular library
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...
Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
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...
Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
hateful supple crackhouse masturbator
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
wonderful fantasy-prone center marketing idea
  12/29/15
lol ouch
magenta embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse
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he is busy doing tinychat
thriller bronze abode newt
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...
Poppy razzle-dazzle whorehouse karate
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...
Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
magical partner
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Frozen antidepressant drug
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2
magenta embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
magical partner
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police
comical violent psychic ladyboy
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1
Cerebral wine giraffe black woman
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask
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Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask
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4 and 180
hateful supple crackhouse masturbator
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
hateful supple crackhouse masturbator
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...
Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
glittery chocolate wagecucks corner
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arousing walnut really tough guy deer antler
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Frozen antidepressant drug

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: rebellious site sweet tailpipe

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: bright multi-billionaire milk

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Charismatic church national security agency

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Cerebral wine giraffe black woman

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: rebellious site sweet tailpipe

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Frozen antidepressant drug

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: rebellious site sweet tailpipe

Fine I change my vote to A.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: thriller bronze abode newt

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: thriller bronze abode newt

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Frozen antidepressant drug

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: thriller bronze abode newt

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Cerebral wine giraffe black woman

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: hateful supple crackhouse masturbator

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: comical violent psychic ladyboy

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: rebellious site sweet tailpipe

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: rebellious site sweet tailpipe

NEXT CHAPTER

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Copper spectacular library

everyone in this thread unzips.

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: hateful supple crackhouse masturbator

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: wonderful fantasy-prone center marketing idea

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: magenta embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse

lol ouch

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: thriller bronze abode newt

he is busy doing tinychat

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Poppy razzle-dazzle whorehouse karate



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Clear Coiffed Keepsake Machete



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: magical partner

Topic has amazing potential.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Frozen antidepressant drug

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: magenta embarrassed to the bone meetinghouse

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: magical partner

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: comical violent psychic ladyboy

police

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Cerebral wine giraffe black woman

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: hateful supple crackhouse masturbator

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: hateful supple crackhouse masturbator

Wake up and post please.

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic Provocative Pocket Flask



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: glittery chocolate wagecucks corner

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: arousing walnut really tough guy deer antler



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Garnet mother

next chapter please!

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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: sickened senate



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: Green Shrine



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