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Brainstorm radio jingles for my Law firm (CSLG)
| Stirring self-centered headpube | 06/11/22 |
| Ruby Temple | 06/11/22 |
| chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican | 06/11/22 |
| Stirring self-centered headpube | 06/11/22 |
| salmon philosopher-king principal's office | 06/11/22 |
| chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican | 06/11/22 |
| Stirring self-centered headpube | 06/11/22 |
| chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican | 06/11/22 |
| opaque adventurous locale | 06/11/22 |
| chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican | 06/11/22 |
| Ruby Temple | 06/11/22 |
| Ruby Temple | 06/12/22 |
| Stirring self-centered headpube | 12/05/25 |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:47 PM Author: Stirring self-centered headpube Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final)
🎶If you do a crashy crashy and you want a guy who's flashy Call *honk* *honk* (firm name) attorney at law 🎶
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This one is to the tune of "Call me maybe" but also is legally protected parody
🎶Hey I just crashed oops, my neck is painful Now I'm calling (firm name) law firm baby🎶 |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:57 PM Author: Ruby Temple Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carly Rae Jepsen to actually do the commercial, I can afford it, I’m rich lol. Maybe pay her a bit extra for a MFF threesome with my wife. I have sex with my wife, a lot. My wife and I have sexual intercourse a lot. We have sex. Sometimes we invite other females lol. Threesomes. Sex. I will invite Carly Rae Jepsen for the threesome. Email me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667695) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:59 PM Author: chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667706) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: Stirring self-centered headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667713) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:07 PM Author: salmon philosopher-king principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667735) |
Date: June 11th, 2022 7:51 PM Author: chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican Obviously it’s la cucaracha
His clientele is all obese Mexicans.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
The cockroach, the cockroach
ya no puede caminar
can’t walk anymore
porque le falta, porque no tiene
because it’s missing, because it doesn’t have
una pata para andar.
a leg to walk
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:53 PM Author: Stirring self-centered headpube Love it brother, will run these during Piolin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667674) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:55 PM Author: chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets irl, and they will remember him even years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667687) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:58 PM Author: opaque adventurous locale anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little briefcases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44667699) |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM Author: chrome razzle-dazzle piazza mexican https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-Tricking/dp/B09337CYY6/
Put one into a potential clients hand or on their shoulder and act freaked out when you see it.
When tied into the la cucaracha jingle blasted on the airwaves it’ll be unforgettable |
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Date: June 11th, 2022 11:36 PM Author: Ruby Temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44668494) |
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Date: June 12th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: Ruby Temple Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#44671033) |
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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Stirring self-centered headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49486250) |