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Metroid prime 4 is a certified FLOP
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Motley masturbator senate https://www.reddit.com/r/fucknintendo/comments/1pcbrdu/metroid_prime_4_is_a_certified_flop/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477149) |
Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:39 AM Author: pearly vigorous set french chef Rough day for Doodikoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477187) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Motley masturbator senate It’s a Switch 1 game. But I’d have to play Prime 1-3 first. lol, not happening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477208) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 11:56 AM Author: pearly vigorous set french chef I bought Prime 1 on gamecube and never played it once. I am going to mentally remove it from my backlog as it looks like a waste of time of a series. If I had played 1-3 I'd have to play this new one despite it being bad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477239) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate I played it for a bit and just got lost. Which is exactly what happened in Turok 2. It’s a boomer shooter disguised as a slick Japanese exclusive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477336) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate https://www.reddit.com/r/Metroid/comments/1pcclo9/didnt_think_itd_be_that_close/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477345) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate Civil-Temperature251 • 2h ago DAMN that Eurogamer review is brutal. They really did not like Myles being a mainstay lol.
innovatedname • 1h ago So he's a mainstay? Guess Reddit was completely wrong about it just being a tutorial thing, damn. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate Metroid413 • 2h ago This is my 9/11 |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Multi-colored Gaming Laptop Really Tough Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477374) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:32 PM Author: Big Sneaky Criminal School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477381) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477750) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate finny12347 • 2h ago Ladies, 5/10 is mediocre, 6/10 is okay, 7/10 is good, and 8/10 is great, a great Metroid Prime game is what you want! This is not the same Retro that made the originals, barely a third of the original staff remains there, this is exactly what we were hoping for, this isn't a Shenmue 3 or Duke Nukem Forever, it was never going to be like the height of the originals, but they've managed to deliver regardless, so my booty is very ready for 4th of December, and then whatever they're going to do next :)
cowgod180 • 1m ago But in GPA terms 8/10 is 2.6666 which wouldn’t even get you into Pharmacy School bc it implies subpar cognitive function |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:59 PM Author: pearly vigorous set french chef 7/10 is what they give every average to shitty game. Its a bad score. They only give lower scores to games that straight up don't work or cause your system to catch on fire or games with normal hetero white people in them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477444) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:08 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate After some initial, more heavy-handed hours, Myles mercifully fades into the background whenever you're out of the home base. But if you're driving around the desert for too long, he'll buzz and unsubtly remind you that if you're not sure where to go you can give him a call for a tip. On a few occasions - usually after finishing one dungeon but before you have the necessary skills to enter another - the game casts you fully loose to figure out how to get the keys you need on your own. But this only goes so far - take too long, or enter an area that is irrelevant at that point, and Myles will pop up on the radio eagerly. 'Hey, Samus - wasn't there a door you couldn't open in the volcano?'
https://www.eurogamer.net/metroid-prime-4-beyond-review
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:23 PM Author: pearly vigorous set french chef This is the shit they have to put into games now so mexicans and other dumb browns can play them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477509) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:28 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate There is no consensus Good open world. Elden Ring has no handholding and it has sidequests that literally make no sense that you’d only figure out through astral projection or having extremely Far Eastern sensibilities. The modern gamer will just check the internet and act like they didn’t:
Also GTA started the open world trend and yet it’s really nothing like any of this shit. GTA is a Good open world. Fallout etc can be good if Gen Xers work on it. It shouldn’t be the Default Game.
When you really think about it, MGS4’s entire map is like a few acres. Way too small. But the solution is not Acres. It’s just to have really big levels. Huge levels are cool imo. Like those Genesis games like Jurassic park where you’d jump around enormous levels as a Raptor gouging enemies eyes out and doing fatalities. Games should have actual levels but they should just be big af and not like just Land Mass. prime at least tries to do this. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:35 PM Author: pearly vigorous set french chef Breath of the wild was good imo but the sequel wasn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49477548) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate They were The Same The fusing is cool in TotK but mainly just from an Engineering pov |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 6:26 PM Author: sooty address nibblets VIce City was teh only cr open world game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49478359) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:46 PM Author: Motley masturbator senate GTA3 and SA too iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49478548) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Big Sneaky Criminal School https://www.timeextension.com/features/the-story-of-retro-studios-secret-weapon-in-the-development-of-metroid-prime
a longread about the guy who did the art for the original metroid prime games. long story short he eventually moved on from Games and got into the psychedelic Burning Man art world. but this was the level of artist who should be making games, not this reddit crap theyre putting out today |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 7:13 AM Author: Motley masturbator senate The art/grahics aren’t even bad from the looks of it. Nothing is wrong with it. It’s just The Same and people don’t accept that the whole thing was overrated to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49479286) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 6:22 PM Author: dashing national striped hyena Shoulda listened to NSAM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805182&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49478355) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 7:14 AM Author: Motley masturbator senate “8/10 is a good score guys! 😪 “
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