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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/08/25
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Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Startled offensive den
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
obsidian self-absorbed church building rigpig
  12/12/25
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Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike
  12/17/25
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Dull massive ape menage
  12/17/25
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passionate unholy cruise ship mexican
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
rusted 180 school cafeteria legend
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
rusted 180 school cafeteria legend
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
french provocative chapel codepig
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Laughsome tantric jap
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/18/25
lol
emerald useless field crotch
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Laughsome tantric jap
  12/17/25
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Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
idiotic anal spot
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
emerald useless field crotch
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
idiotic anal spot
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Soggy doctorate regret
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
charcoal spectacular famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
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Hideous Market
  12/17/25
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Trip genital piercing
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
fuchsia dashing ticket booth
  12/17/25
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Mind-boggling Claret Meetinghouse Trust Fund
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage
  12/17/25
...
electric location
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
boyish piazza
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
insecure indirect expression tanning salon
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Soggy doctorate regret
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
insecure indirect expression tanning salon
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Soggy doctorate regret
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
insecure indirect expression tanning salon
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Adventurous Tripping Orchestra Pit Mother
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
idiotic anal spot
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
boyish piazza
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
idiotic anal spot
  12/17/25
...
Adventurous Tripping Orchestra Pit Mother
  12/17/25
I am not!
boyish piazza
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
cream sound barrier
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Startled offensive den

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: obsidian self-absorbed church building rigpig

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Dull massive ape menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: passionate unholy cruise ship mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: rusted 180 school cafeteria legend

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: rusted 180 school cafeteria legend

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: french provocative chapel codepig

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Laughsome tantric jap

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: emerald useless field crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Laughsome tantric jap

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: idiotic anal spot

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: emerald useless field crotch

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: idiotic anal spot

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Sienna irradiated sneaky criminal preventive strike

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Soggy doctorate regret

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: charcoal spectacular famous landscape painting

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Hideous Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Trip genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: fuchsia dashing ticket booth

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Claret Meetinghouse Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Racy Aquamarine Heaven Blood Rage

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: electric location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: boyish piazza

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: insecure indirect expression tanning salon

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Soggy doctorate regret

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: insecure indirect expression tanning salon

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Soggy doctorate regret

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: insecure indirect expression tanning salon

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Adventurous Tripping Orchestra Pit Mother

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: idiotic anal spot

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: boyish piazza

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: idiotic anal spot

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Tripping Orchestra Pit Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: boyish piazza

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: cream sound barrier

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#49518198)