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Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
ur a 19 year old protestant
Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio
  08/14/26
Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the ...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
You're literally jewish
Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio
  08/14/26
No you
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.
sienna crusty black woman
  08/14/26
(marcion)
razzmatazz round eye
  08/14/26
Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works
naked supple macaca
  08/14/26
...
Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio
  08/14/26
What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homos...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?
Gold cumskin
  08/14/26
No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reas...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
...
Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio
  08/14/26
...
Laughsome locale shitlib
  08/14/26
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Bateful native fat ankles
  08/14/26
if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?
charismatic property philosopher-king
  08/14/26
Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a comm...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of...
charismatic property philosopher-king
  08/14/26
Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship a...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, ...
charismatic property philosopher-king
  08/14/26
common misconception, he was actually Arian.
Slimy lodge
  08/14/26
whats the churchs position on girldads
Bright aromatic gas station jewess
  08/14/26
That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, ...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
😲
Bright aromatic gas station jewess
  08/14/26
You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
its my ontology, he lisped
Bright aromatic gas station jewess
  08/14/26
Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still ...
slippery aqua stain
  08/15/26
whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs
Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio
  08/14/26
Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
Ghastly
Arousing fuchsia selfie
  08/15/26
Is the chair of Peter vacant?
ocher coffee pot
  08/14/26
Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tb...
slippery aqua stain
  08/14/26
Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?
Titillating fiercely-loyal codepig private investor
  08/14/26
Are you a cradle Catholic? I’m starting OCIA soon.
Claret Sadistic Ladyboy
  08/15/26
Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name? Are you doing...
slippery aqua stain
  08/15/26
They changed it last year
erotic main people casino
  08/15/26
I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and n...
erotic main people casino
  08/15/26
...
slippery aqua stain
  08/15/26
Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life
Cerise crawly mexican business firm
  08/15/26
Factual
Indecent Appetizing Plaza
  08/15/26
...
Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio
  08/15/26
The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic...
slippery aqua stain
  08/15/26
Woah. Fag
Indecent Appetizing Plaza
  08/15/26
Yeah pretty much
slippery aqua stain
  08/15/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Actual Catholic tp. New Poaster. First day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068503)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio

ur a 19 year old protestant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068504)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Baptized confirmed catholic. You? Sneaking off bites of the eucharist like a rat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068506)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio

You're literally jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068511)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

No you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068521)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: sienna crusty black woman

take some advice - ditch the Old Testament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068513)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz round eye

(marcion)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068514)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: naked supple macaca

Explain the new Jewish Catholic Bible in the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068515)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068516)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

What is there to explain? It's 2026. Catholics are all homosexuals, kikes, women, and a bunch of brown third worlders who don't know what the transubstantiation is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068520)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068680)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Gold cumskin

Is alligator a fish for the purposes of Lenten Fridays?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068689)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

No. Alligators are a no go for Lenten Fridays. The only reason why fish are okay is because they look so fucking goofy that nobody can really take them seriously as "meat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068693)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Laughsome locale shitlib



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: Bateful native fat ankles



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: charismatic property philosopher-king

if God is so smart, why did he make Jesus from a jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068692)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Jesus wasn't a "Jew." He was Aryan. This is a common misconception

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068697)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:09 PM
Author: charismatic property philosopher-king

Then why did he want to be King of teh Jews? WHy not King of the Aryans? Being Aryan and wanting to be the King of Jews sounds like a bad idea from the get-go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068748)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Because he lived in Israel and so it was the only kingship available to him given the circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068750)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:15 PM
Author: charismatic property philosopher-king

Well then I just gotta ask, why didnt he move to Aryanland, get to know his people, do a few miracles prior to declaring his kingship?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068758)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Slimy lodge

common misconception, he was actually Arian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068998)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Bright aromatic gas station jewess

whats the churchs position on girldads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068713)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

That they have no intrinsic value as ensouled human beings, and possess merely instrumental value as means to the end of providing material and "emotional" support for females

This is not flame the actual 2026 stance of "The Catholic Church" on this matter btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068718)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: Bright aromatic gas station jewess

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068721)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

You can get around this by simply not being a girldad though. One weird trick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068742)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Bright aromatic gas station jewess

its my ontology, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50068754)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Holy shit didn't realize this was you. The greats are still able to slip by me smh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070085)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio

whats your favorite part of the vatican 2 docs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069000)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Probably how they made priests actually turn around and face the congregation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069027)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Arousing fuchsia selfie

Ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069963)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: ocher coffee pot

Is the chair of Peter vacant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069004)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Yeah. I don’t know who the last legitimate pope was tbh. But you probably have to go back a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069028)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Titillating fiercely-loyal codepig private investor

Is Opus Dei the original Jesuits of our time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069106)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: Claret Sadistic Ladyboy

Are you a cradle Catholic?

I’m starting OCIA soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069167)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Lol is that RCIA? Did they change the name?

Are you doing it for a woman or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069170)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: erotic main people casino

They changed it last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069192)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: erotic main people casino

I did RCIA over a decade ago and it is incredibly dull and not intellectual at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069191)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: slippery aqua stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50069481)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Cerise crawly mexican business firm

Actual Catholics go to church 4-5 times in their life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070087)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:22 PM
Author: Indecent Appetizing Plaza

Factual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070088)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Odious Brilliant Doctorate Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070090)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

The crazy thing is I've probably been to more total Catholic masses than almost any of the other "Catholics" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070100)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Indecent Appetizing Plaza

Woah. Fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070101)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:38 PM
Author: slippery aqua stain

Yeah pretty much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893170&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5102164#50070112)